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:eyeball:

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boobs!

I think i'mm'a make this thread immortal:

toni braxton's dress is made from dead camel spiders and enough whale penis to fence a yard

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:shocking:

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No, I will not kill this thread - I deem it shall last for all eternity.

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Stockholm syndrome - If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Woman to masochist friend: Why do you stay married to that wife-beating husband of yours?

Masochist: Beats me.

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C'mon people. Everytime people on the internet continue a pointless thread, God lets a mime live.