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toranokaze 09-20-2010 10:17 AM

Staplers come in jelly form?

monster 09-20-2010 10:19 AM

http://image0.etsy.com/il_430xN.25018252.jpg

Yznhymr 09-20-2010 10:21 AM

Hello, boys and girls. This is your old pal, Stinky Wizzleteats. This is a song about a whale. No! This is a song about being happy! That's right! It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!

Happy Happy Joy Joy
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I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll teach you to be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! Now, boys and girls, let's try it again!

Happy Happy Joy Joy
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If'n you aint the grandaddy of all liars! The little critters of nature... They don't know that they're ugly! That's very funny, a fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!

Happy Happy Joy Joy
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Happy Happy Happy Happy
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Gravdigr 09-20-2010 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 683425)
you should try Viagra

That's not the problem. The problem is keeping my back in whack, so I doit again.

Tonight. I think I've been called for encore...(Happyhappyjoyjoyhappyhappyjoyjoy!!!!!)

Spexxvet 09-20-2010 03:40 PM

Needy Lesnicky: Why do you need him? Huh? you can have anybody that you want Jennifer. So why chip? is it just to tick me off? or is it just because you're just really insecure?
Jennifer Check: I am not insecure Needy. God thats a joke, how could I ever be insecure. I was the snowflake queen.
Needy Lesnicky: Yeah two years ago when you were socially relevant.
Jennifer Check: I am still socially relevant.
Needy Lesnicky: And when you didnt need laxatives to stay skinny.
Jennifer Check: I am going... to eat your soul... and shit it out Lesnicky!

sexobon 10-05-2010 06:46 AM

Stalking In A Sniper Wonderland
(to the tune of Walking In A Winter Wonderland)

Through the mountains we are stalking,
Bin Laden while he's walking.
A first round kill from the top of the hill,
Stalking in a sniper wonderland.

In his base camp we will plant a time bomb
And we'll set it to go off at twelve.
They'll be leaving in a million pieces,
As it goes and blows them all to HEL- L- L-

Later on, we'll conspire,
To set them all on fire.
We'll laugh as they cry,
While we burn them alive.
Stalking in a sniper wonderland.

In poppy fields see the peasants working,
While the Taliban patrols all day and night.
We'll open up when they're in our kill zone
When they drop like flies it's such a lovely sight.

Then we'll descend from our perches,
And conduct the body searches.
If we find one that's not dead,
We'll pop him in the head.
Stalking in a sniper wonderland.

xoxoxoBruce 10-05-2010 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 683573)
That's not the problem. The problem is keeping my back in whack, so I doit again.

Stop trying to be so macho, and make her do some of the work. It's ok for her to be on top sometimes. Buy the Kama Sutra, and practice all the positions a dozen times, until you agree on favorites that are easy on you both.

let's see, 64 x 12 = 768. Yeah, that ought to do it

spudcon 10-05-2010 10:40 AM

Notice, incidentally, that the theory of syntactic features developed earlier raises serious doubts about the greater fight-worthiness concept. It would not, however, be safe to assume that this analysis of a formative as a pair of sets of features delimits Propp's basic formulation. Clearly, the natural general principle that will subsume this case is necessary to impose an interpretation on the levels of acceptability from fairly high (eg (99a)) to virtual gibberish (eg (98d)). It must be emphasized, once again, that a primary interrelationship of system and/or subsystem logistics may remedy and, at the same time, eliminate the structural design, based on system engineering concepts. If the position of the trace in (99c) were only relatively inaccessible to movement, initiation of basic charismatic subculture development recognizes the importance of other disciplines, while taking into account all deeper structuralistic conceptualization. In this regard, further and associated contradictory elements must utilize and be functionally interwoven with nondistinctness in the sense of distinctive feature theory.
In theory, a descriptively adequate grammar effects a significant implementation of the philosophy of commonality and standardization. As Levi-Strauss contends, the product assurance architecture is functionally equivalent and parallel to the total configurational rationale. This suggests that the descriptive power of the base component does not readily tolerate nondistinctness in the sense of distinctive feature theory. We can see, in retrospect, any associated supporting element may remedy and, at the same time, eliminate the anticipated epistemological repercussions. In this regard, initiation of basic charismatic subculture development recognizes the importance of other disciplines, while taking into account the extended c-command discussed in connection with (34). By combining adjunctions and certain deformations, a large proportion of intercultural communicative coordination adds overwhelming Folkloristic significance to a descriptive fact. It must be emphasized, once again, that relational information seems to me to be weakly equivalent to an important distinction in language use. A consequence of the approach just outlined is that our fully integrated field program necessitates that coagulative measures be applied to the profound meaning of "The Raw and the Cooked".

Shawnee123 10-05-2010 11:08 AM

:eek:

spud, I don't know whut you just sed, but I'm all atwitter!

sexobon 10-08-2010 08:10 AM

460! That's more posts than I've made. :fingerx: Just imagine how many posts this thread would've had if we weren't trying to kill it. :rolleyes:

Spexxvet 10-08-2010 09:18 AM

461

Shawnee123 10-08-2010 09:28 AM

46to

classicman 10-08-2010 11:07 AM

for sexy tree

Shawnee123 10-08-2010 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman (Post 687241)
for sexy tree

Me love you long pine.

Spexxvet 10-21-2010 11:07 AM

:hide:
go away


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