You may be naked but you're home safe. :thumb:

Seems like getting there and back was an ordeal.

Yabbut, this happened last night . . .

https://i.imgur.com/t3gjvbG.jpg


Brrrrr!

A shock to the system. Welcome Home!!!

So...Is it good to be back?:o

No shit! Travel is such an effed-up thing these days. I dunno, maybe I'm just cursed. :(

BTW, the nice people at JetBlue tell me that I may have my luggage back on Friday.

https://static.airhelp.com/wp-conten...110757/260.jpg

Yes it is, even with the sub-freezing weather and no clean undies.

The good news is, I've got plenty of food, cigs, weed, and booze, so I don't have to leave the house for at least two days (snow should be gone by then).

:cool:

Customer: "When will my car be done?"

Mechanic: "It'll be done Friday."

Customer, walking away: "Okay."

Mechanic, under his breath: "Not this Friday. Some Friday. Sometime."

I’ve got too much to do before final departure on Saturday but have been felled by an asthma attack but have been given the good drugs that, when they kick in, make you feel superhuman by the kind doc.
Will they kick in in time :unsure:


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I don't know if you're cursed but I'll bet anyone holding you up is. ;)
Carefully crafted concrete split second plans are just suggestions.

What better excuse to run around the house nekkid?:jig:

Ya know the difference between naked and nekkid, don't ya?

Naked = ya ain't got no clothes on;

Nekkid = ya ain't got no clothes on and yer up to something.;)

I received a gift from China that had this really small warranty card, with fuzzy printing and even fuzzier grammar, attached.
After reading it eleventy-nine times I think it says give us your email so we can spam the hell out of you.
Then if you have a problem with this item just buy another one and we'll give you some sort of coupon for something or other.

You've got to appreciate the irony of sending a tiny, hard-to-read card with the purchase of a magnifier...

You've been trolled. :)

"If you can read this, your complaint is invalid"

"If you can't read this, it's not our problem"