Sergeant Skidmark

Major Error

Captain of Industry

General Anxiety

Major Catastrophe

Donald Trump

tarheel

Well make up your mind. Which is it?

What a husband says.

Oh my God you're good

What my ol' lady said.

I'd tell you what she said, but I'm too young to die.

I'm sorry you caught me fucking your sister.
I'm not sorry I fucked her, just sorry you caught me.

Is that what you said?

No, I said "How was she?".

Noah