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toranokaze 02-03-2010 12:06 PM

"In each age, it is necessary to adapt to the popular mythology. At one time kings were annointed by Deity, so the problem was to see to it that Deity annointed the right candidate. In this age, the myth is the 'will of the people'. . . but the problem changes only superficially."
- Professor Bernardo de la Paz, _The Moon is a Harsh Mistress_

sexobon 02-04-2010 02:16 AM

Pie's strategy for killing this thread is classic.

She's going to bore it to death.

capnhowdy 02-04-2010 06:33 AM

fuck this goddam thread

toranokaze 02-05-2010 11:31 AM

no you....

lumberjim 02-05-2010 11:45 AM

Kagen4o4 02-05-2010 06:00 PM

you came close lj, it did make me wanna walk away.

the next person to post on this thread is a child rapist that preys on disabled black children and injects aids infected blood into their system after anally penetrating them with a baseball bat

capnhowdy 02-05-2010 07:12 PM

How the fuck did you know?

If you post now you're admitting to ratting me out.

jujuwwhite 02-05-2010 07:20 PM

aw SHIT!! I thought I was the only person you did all that to, CAPN!!

toranokaze 02-07-2010 10:35 PM

Pics or it didn't happen

lumberjim 02-07-2010 10:38 PM

toranokaze 02-07-2010 10:44 PM

Gravdigr 02-08-2010 08:44 AM


Originally Posted by capnhowdy (Post 632213)
fuck this goddam thread


xoxoxoBruce 02-10-2010 09:43 PM

Sorry Gravdigr, you didn't win... yet. ;)

toranokaze 02-11-2010 01:39 AM

You know this is just one of those threads.
I bet is going to run for awhile.

richlevy 02-11-2010 02:39 PM


Originally Posted by toranokaze (Post 633976)
You know this is just one of those threads.
I bet is going to run for awhile.

Because all it takes is one person to keep it going, regardless of the will of the community.

Think of it as an example of self determination.....or, the tyranny of the minority, anarchism in action.

Since the thread allows minority rule, given a sufficient population of dumbasses, this thread and the Republican party can go on forever.

We cater to the fringe.

Kagen4o4 02-14-2010 06:17 AM


sexobon 02-15-2010 02:53 AM

The idea is to bump off this thread.

You forgot the "off" part. :eyebrow:

Spexxvet 02-15-2010 08:35 AM


Kagen4o4 02-16-2010 12:28 AM

you bump off

sexobon 02-16-2010 12:57 AM

bumped off like a fighter pilot wannabe

toranokaze 02-17-2010 12:04 AM


sexobon 02-17-2010 12:36 AM


Undertoad 02-17-2010 08:33 AM


Kagen4o4 02-17-2010 07:26 PM

IB6UB9 ;)

Kagen4o4 02-17-2010 07:28 PM


capnhowdy 02-17-2010 08:24 PM

Fuck this goddam thread

sexobon 02-18-2010 02:44 AM

To death? Sounds like a man with a plan! Just be sure to use protection.

skunkee7 02-18-2010 03:37 AM

It's not dying very fast is it?

Pie 02-18-2010 03:01 PM


Gravdigr 02-19-2010 09:17 AM


Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 633942)
Sorry Gravdigr, you didn't win... yet. ;)

myeh, I've killed plenty of threads.:reaper:

Shawnee123 02-19-2010 09:29 AM

Consider it dead.

Pie 02-19-2010 11:38 AM

I'm not dead yet!

Spexxvet 02-19-2010 12:34 PM


Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 635962)
myeh, I've killed plenty of threads.:reaper:


squirell nutkin 02-19-2010 04:42 PM

Let me know when the next to last person kills this thread so I can be last.

monster 02-19-2010 05:41 PM

sqwerl, u killt it way back. This is zombie thread.

capnhowdy 02-19-2010 06:51 PM

Fuck this goddam tread. With a rubber dick.

ZenGum 02-20-2010 05:51 PM

* shoots zombie-thread in brainstem with shotgun *

toranokaze 02-20-2010 07:28 PM

is it dead yet?

Yznhymr 02-20-2010 10:15 PM

hell yeah it's dead...dead as a...

sexobon 02-21-2010 04:09 AM


or, a political discussion with mi compadre the Merc.

Gravdigr 02-22-2010 12:26 PM

It lives.

lumberjim 02-22-2010 05:36 PM

this thread will never die

capnhowdy 02-22-2010 07:11 PM

Fuck this goddam thread

jujuwwhite 02-22-2010 08:25 PM

911 strikes again and breathes life back into the dead....

sexobon 02-23-2010 04:03 AM

Trick F**k
Well how do you like that? Rich says "Be the last person to kill this thread"; but, doesn't sign a DNR certificate. So, juju follows protocol and resuscitates it! By the time we're done with this thread, it'll be ready for wolf.

toranokaze 02-25-2010 12:50 AM

Did that trick bring the tread back to life?

SteveDallas 02-25-2010 11:03 AM

One of the things you learn playing poker is that it takes two people to really win or lose a shit-ton of money. You don't get paid according to how awesome your hand is. You get paid based on how awesome other people think their hand is. If you end up with, say four tens, you won't win jack if everybody else folds. If, on the other hand, one of the other players has hit a full house, then it's party time.

This thread is like that. It takes two people to continue. I hereby declare it is dead. And dead it will be.

Unless a second person comes along.

sexobon 02-26-2010 02:28 AM

I second the motion.

jujuwwhite 02-26-2010 06:13 AM

I third the motion.

Pete Zicato 02-26-2010 10:07 AM

The motion has been seconded and thirded. All in favor say 'aye'.

toranokaze 02-26-2010 10:52 AM


Gravdigr 02-26-2010 11:16 AM

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Pete Zicato 02-26-2010 11:19 AM

all opposed say 'nay'.

Gravdigr 02-26-2010 11:21 AM

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aye-aye eye

Gravdigr 02-26-2010 11:22 AM

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Flint 02-26-2010 11:24 AM

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Yznhymr 02-27-2010 01:42 AM

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Yeah, I'm a prick sometimes.

Yznhymr 02-27-2010 01:50 AM

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Yznhymr 02-27-2010 02:03 AM

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Only gonna warn once...don't look down...

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genital warts at it's finest

sexobon 02-28-2010 02:58 AM

Images won't kill this thread, just make it an eyesore. It'll have to killed with words:

I heard it was a good read
I heard it had a style
And so I came to see it
To mingle for a while
And there it was this young thread
A stranger to my eyes

Strumming my pain with its postcount
Filling my life with its words
But I'm killing it softly with my posts
Killing it softly, with my posts
Draining its whole life, with my words
Killing it softly, with my posts

(forgive me Roberta Flack)

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