Two blondes are walking when one looks down and says "Look, rabbit tracks."
The other says "No, those are deer tracks." "Rabbit tracks", "Deer tracks", "Rabbit tracks", "Deer tracks". Five minutes later they were both hit by a train. |
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!" |
Abbreviation
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Contraction
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oxymoron
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toupee
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Or not toupee
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Sally Rodgers
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Sally Field
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The Flying Nun
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The Singing Nun
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Maria, from The Sound of Music
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Goddamned irritating bitches
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I Lurv wimmin
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