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xoxoxoBruce 02-05-2019 06:00 AM

You may be naked but you're home safe. :thumb:

fargon 02-05-2019 08:07 AM

Seems like getting there and back was an ordeal.

Glinda 02-05-2019 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 1025041)
You may be naked but you're home safe. :thumb:

Yabbut, this happened last night . . .

https://i.imgur.com/t3gjvbG.jpg


Brrrrr!

fargon 02-05-2019 10:18 AM

A shock to the system. Welcome Home!!!

Gravdigr 02-05-2019 10:28 AM

So...Is it good to be back?:o

Glinda 02-05-2019 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fargon (Post 1025050)
Seems like getting there and back was an ordeal.

No shit! Travel is such an effed-up thing these days. I dunno, maybe I'm just cursed. :(

BTW, the nice people at JetBlue tell me that I may have my luggage back on Friday.

https://static.airhelp.com/wp-conten...110757/260.jpg

Glinda 02-05-2019 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 1025058)
So...Is it good to be back?:o

Yes it is, even with the sub-freezing weather and no clean undies.

The good news is, I've got plenty of food, cigs, weed, and booze, so I don't have to leave the house for at least two days (snow should be gone by then).

:cool:

Gravdigr 02-05-2019 10:43 AM

Customer: "When will my car be done?"

Mechanic: "It'll be done Friday."

Customer, walking away: "Okay."

Mechanic, under his breath: "Not this Friday. Some Friday. Sometime."

limey 02-05-2019 04:01 PM

I’ve got too much to do before final departure on Saturday but have been felled by an asthma attack but have been given the good drugs that, when they kick in, make you feel superhuman by the kind doc.
Will they kick in in time :unsure:


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xoxoxoBruce 02-05-2019 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glinda (Post 1025060)
I dunno, maybe I'm just cursed. :(

I don't know if you're cursed but I'll bet anyone holding you up is. ;)
Quote:

Originally Posted by limey (Post 1025124)
Will they kick in in time :unsure:

Carefully crafted concrete split second plans are just suggestions.

Gravdigr 02-06-2019 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glinda (Post 1025062)
...and no clean undies.

What better excuse to run around the house nekkid?:jig:

Ya know the difference between naked and nekkid, don't ya?

Naked = ya ain't got no clothes on;

Nekkid = ya ain't got no clothes on and yer up to something.;)

xoxoxoBruce 02-18-2019 12:52 AM

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I received a gift from China that had this really small warranty card, with fuzzy printing and even fuzzier grammar, attached.
After reading it eleventy-nine times I think it says give us your email so we can spam the hell out of you.
Then if you have a problem with this item just buy another one and we'll give you some sort of coupon for something or other.

Clodfobble 02-18-2019 10:35 AM

You've got to appreciate the irony of sending a tiny, hard-to-read card with the purchase of a magnifier...

Griff 02-18-2019 10:57 AM

You've been trolled. :)

BigV 02-18-2019 10:02 PM

"If you can read this, your complaint is invalid"

"If you can't read this, it's not our problem"


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