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elSicomoro 07-02-2014 02:28 PM

I don't like it...more than I don't like you!


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lumberjim 07-02-2014 02:56 PM

That's not saying much. You love me, and want to be my bitch.

elSicomoro 07-02-2014 05:11 PM

You can be my bitch anytime.


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elSicomoro 07-13-2014 02:33 PM

Hey UT, is there a tagging feature on vBulletin?

Undertoad 07-13-2014 05:36 PM

not on users, no

elSicomoro 07-13-2014 05:38 PM

I'm surprised by that, especially given its extensive use in social media. It would be cool to have that, for example, when I wanted to ask you about this. Granted, I could've just sent you a PM or asked you on FB, but...simplicity.


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Undertoad 07-13-2014 05:44 PM

Yeah but we're not on the latest vBulletin either. Which turned out to be a good decision (pats self on back), because according to everybody, it sucks.

sexobon 07-13-2014 10:15 PM

It sounds as though the latest vBulletin version could cause you to lose your backward compatibility with a coffee shop.

infinite monkey 08-06-2014 12:21 PM

So, like, how come under 'who's online' it sez lumberjim is viewing index, yet he's clearly sittin' in the fantasy football thread? Is that a setting? Is that 'cause of fapatalk? Just wondering!

DanaC 08-06-2014 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 906481)
fapatalk


Ha! love it.

Gravdigr 08-06-2014 02:36 PM

FapTalk, all fapping, all the time.

BigV 08-06-2014 02:43 PM

fapatalk--talk dirty to me.

lumberjim 08-06-2014 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 906481)
So, like, how come under 'who's online' it sez lumberjim is viewing index, yet he's clearly sittin' in the fantasy football thread? Is that a setting? Is that 'cause of fapatalk? Just wondering!

Multiple devices maybe. That was a little stalky, BTW.

infinite monkey 08-06-2014 07:13 PM

I'm a little stalky. I often look at 'who's online.' It can be interesting. Or it can show me there's no one beepin' that I care to listen to. You would not fall into that category. ;)

lumberjim 08-06-2014 09:32 PM

Likewise. I browse by who posted a lot too

sexobon 08-06-2014 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 906481)
So, like, how come under 'who's online' it sez lumberjim is viewing index, yet he's clearly sittin' in the fantasy football thread? ...

In the box above the "Location" column, are you clicking on the words "Reload this Page" frequently to update the content? If not, you're viewing older information.

DanaC 08-07-2014 03:02 AM

I often check who's online to see if anybody is in the process of responding to threads I am interested in - if they are I'll sometimes hold off logging out to see what they've put.

infinite monkey 08-07-2014 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexobon (Post 906528)
In the box above the "Location" column, are you clicking on the words "Reload this Page" frequently to update the content? If not, you're viewing older information.

I'm not using browser back and forth buttons so each time I visit 'who's online' or go back to the index or whatever I am, in essence, reloading the page. Other things change during the course of these actions. Like I said: observant, curious, and stalky.

Gravdigr 08-07-2014 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 906481)
So, like, how come under 'who's online' it sez lumberjim is viewing index, yet he's clearly sittin' in the fantasy football thread? Is that a setting? Is that 'cause of fapatalk? Just wondering!

I just checked myself (before I wrecked myself). It says I'm looking at 'Home Base'...preeeety sure I'm in 'Cellar Meta', says so at the top of this page.

infinite monkey 08-07-2014 12:39 PM

Well that's different. I'll see me (and I'm imbisible to others btw) at the last thread I was in if I go directly to 'who's online.'

sexobon 08-07-2014 07:41 PM

You'll see you in Who's Online only if you're logged in. You have to log in to access the Who's Online page; but, you can log out while on that page, select Return to the page you were previously viewing when the Cellar Message gives you that option (rather than Go to forums index) and you'll still be on the Who's Online page only you'll appear as a guest. Other than that, the information is the same. It's a peculiarity of the Who's Online function. If you performed the same procedure on a user profile page, you'd lose the photo, friends listing, messages listing ... etc. after you logged out.

If you're invisible, others who are monitoring Who's Online at the same time you are can't see you; but, you can see them if they're not invisible too. Using the above procedure, even those who ARE visible can monitor Who's Online anonymously appearing as just a guest.

glatt 09-24-2014 03:32 PM

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The Cellar has been very slow all day for me. Like dial up. Slower, actually, because I haven't even been able to load any pages until now. And it's still pretty slow now, although I can finally see pages.
Anybody else?



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Sperlock 09-24-2014 04:44 PM

As of this post, the speed for the Cellar seems normal to me.

Undertoad 09-24-2014 04:56 PM

Responsive for me all day.

DanaC 09-24-2014 04:57 PM

No probs here

glatt 09-24-2014 06:12 PM

Yeah. I'm at home and it's fine. It's a work connection problem. Not just the Cellar, some other sites too.

*shrug*

sexobon 10-19-2014 10:51 PM

Are we experiencing a shortage of qualified navel-gazers?

sexobon 10-26-2014 07:05 PM

Hey UT, what scaaaaaarry creature are you coming to the Cellar as for Halloween?

Undertoad 10-26-2014 08:01 PM

An incompetent technology administrator

sexobon 10-26-2014 08:09 PM

OK, I just wanted to make sure we're not coming as the same thing. I'm coming as tw.

xoxoxoBruce 10-26-2014 08:22 PM

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classicman 11-03-2014 04:22 PM

Where is the Dwellers names IRL thread?

sexobon 11-03-2014 06:19 PM

The Life imitating Art--dwellar's names IRL thread is in the Quality Images and Videos forum.

sexobon 11-15-2014 06:59 PM

^bump^

:lol2:

classicman 11-15-2014 07:12 PM

tx

sexobon 11-15-2014 07:32 PM

I was just being sarcastic about being the last poster in Cellar Meta for the past 12 days; but, you're welcome.

Anyone? Bueller? Anyone? Anyone seen this before?

glatt 11-18-2014 12:02 PM

I saw a quote in a Cellar cookie today that piqued my curiosity. It just seemed a little too perfect. I thought it might be a fake.

Quote:

"I'll put an end to the idea that a woman's body belongs to her . . . the practice of abortion shall be exterminated with a strong hand."
- Adolf Hitler, _Mein Kampf_
I had never read Mein Kampf, but I went off to Google books to see if I could find the quote. I couldn't. Then I went to the full text version located at the internet archive. Couldn't find it in their version. Gutenberg project. Not there either.

It is repeated all over the web though, and appears to have been used in a Planned Parenthood pamphlet. So it may have originated there.

I think it should be deleted here unless somebody can find an original source showing Hitler really did say it.

DanaC 11-18-2014 01:11 PM

Yeah - I'll leave that one to you Merkins. Google that stuff in Europe and you might end up on a list somewhere:P

glatt 11-18-2014 01:20 PM

You think you're not already on a bunch of lists? ;)

DanaC 11-18-2014 01:27 PM

Hehehehe. More than likely ;P

Happy Monkey 11-18-2014 01:28 PM

It may be tricky to search for a translated phrase. It might be a complete fake, or it might be that Planned Parenthood translated something from the book using phrasing that met their ends.

In any case, under Hitler's rule, you could get the death penalty for abortions.

lumberjim 11-18-2014 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 914501)
Hehehehe. More than likely ;P

You're both on report. have been for quite some time.

xoxoxoBruce 11-18-2014 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy Monkey (Post 914502)
It may be tricky to search for a translated phrase. It might be a complete fake, or it might be that Planned Parenthood translated something from the book using phrasing that met their ends.

In any case, under Hitler's rule, you could get the death penalty for abortions.

Without his consent.

Undertoad 11-18-2014 07:05 PM

I have removed the cookie

Undertoad 11-18-2014 07:06 PM

It's kinda funny because, in the olden Cellar days, when it was all just characters, people would go "Cookie!" at things users said that should go into the Cookie file.

And now it's "Remove Cookie!"

Happy Monkey 11-18-2014 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 914532)
Without his consent.

"His" as in Hitler's? Or "his" as in the father's?

xoxoxoBruce 11-18-2014 08:01 PM

Oh, Hitler's for sure.

Happy Monkey 11-18-2014 08:36 PM

Well, yeah. I didn't mean to imply he had any principles.

xoxoxoBruce 11-18-2014 09:47 PM

:lol: Yeah, dictators tend to lack them..

Gravdigr 11-19-2014 03:02 PM

'Swhy they calls 'em dick taters.

xoxoxoBruce 11-21-2014 08:38 PM

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Where do we keep the Monkeys?

Lamplighter 11-22-2014 08:28 AM

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Quote:

Where do we keep the Monkeys?
Here's a clue....

sexobon 11-22-2014 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 914691)
Where do we keep the Monkeys?

You've heard of a think tank, well...

The Cellar: What we have here is a think barrel

busterb 12-03-2014 01:27 PM

WTF? Pages are not filling in?

Undertoad 12-03-2014 01:32 PM

In Tapatalk?

busterb 12-03-2014 01:34 PM

No on web, is ok now

sexobon 12-12-2014 04:03 PM

Is the escort service the Cellar administration laid on for us good through New Years Eve?

sexobon 12-27-2014 02:32 AM

New York City has the Times Square New Year's Eve ball drop for the countdown. Do you think an animated gif of a banana being lowered on a typewriter ribbon would work for the Cellar?

sexobon 01-11-2015 11:58 PM

There's been an allegation of li'l buddy abuse. :rolleyes:

In exchange for a guilty plea you can go to bed without supper. :cool:

If you plead not guilty, a conviction could result in a time out and you'd have to send yourself to Coventry for a few days. :eek:

How does the admin dude plead? :eyebrow:

busterb 01-19-2015 07:20 PM

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Just wtf is going on? Is my video card gone nuts or something else?
This is the 2nd time I've seen this. See post # 2033


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