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DanaC 01-04-2010 06:34 PM

I am pretty much that bored.

Can we keep her? Pleeease? We'll hug and squeeze her!

monster 01-04-2010 06:37 PM

only if you keep her locked in her fucking cage and clean the lit twice a day

DanaC 01-04-2010 06:37 PM


monster 01-04-2010 06:56 PM

and no feeding it after midnight ...UK time.

SteveDallas 01-04-2010 07:07 PM


Originally Posted by monster (Post 623604)
Why are intelligent dwellars feeding the troll? You surely can't be that bored this early in the year? Go out and make some more resolutions....

Excuse me? Did you just get here? People ALWAYS feed the trolls. If I didn't know better I'd say there were complimentary bags of Purina Troll Chow at the home page.

monster 01-04-2010 07:19 PM


monster 01-04-2010 07:21 PM

I was just thinkng it was unusually soon after the last one..... I mean, I enjoy the occasional troll myself, but only every so often and I prefer a little more variety.

lookout123 01-04-2010 10:34 PM


Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 623606)
I am pretty much that bored.

Can we keep her? Pleeease? We'll hug and squeeze her!

You're just so soft on this shitbags. It's like you're in a contest to see who is the most openminded or some... eh, I can't be arsed to take that any further you manc tart. ;)

lumberjim 01-04-2010 10:57 PM pussied out right when you were getting to the heart of the matter.

lookout123 01-04-2010 11:08 PM

I know. I just ran out of steam. I haven't been able to get a really good windup going lately.

lumberjim 01-04-2010 11:09 PM

well, be sure to ask your doctor if you're healthy enough for sex before you get a new prescription for your wind up disfunction.

xoxoxoBruce 01-05-2010 03:14 AM

And if you wind up for more than four hours... pics or it didn't happen.:haha:

monster 01-05-2010 01:17 PM

Ooh, someone finally waved a magic wand and it's all nice again

thank you :)

dar512 01-05-2010 06:42 PM

Was it the general grumpiness of the thread, or did something nasty happen that I didn't see?

DanaC 01-05-2010 06:52 PM

Someone got rid of the troll? No fair! Monnie said we cuold keep her! Bet she's been sent to live on a fucking troll farm huh?

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