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Undertoad 08-03-2010 10:58 PM

August 4, 2010: Two-legged lamb
 
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Not really Friday material, and not really grisly either, this item from the UK Metro:

Quote:

Tender-hearted sheep farmer Cui Jinxiu has saved this extraordinary lamb from the chop after he was born with just two legs.

'He may only have two legs but he gets around very quickly and is pretty steady on his feet. He follows me everywhere and I haven't got the heart to slaughter him.

'After all, half my profit is missing anyway,' she laughed.
OK, so the obvious joke is out of the way already.

Oh, and, obviously this item is from Eastern China? :3eye:

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Leah 08-03-2010 11:04 PM

He's my pet and I shall call him Skippy.:o

Leah 08-03-2010 11:06 PM

Actually the farmer should build/create something to help him balance, he'd get very exhausted skipping around on his front legs all day.

4fingermalone 08-03-2010 11:55 PM

Hmmm...looks like an emu in sheep's clothing to me.

Leah 08-03-2010 11:57 PM

Sheep in drag maybe :blush:

xoxoxoBruce 08-03-2010 11:58 PM

Wouldn't need the Wellies.

Gravdigr 08-04-2010 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 674340)
Wouldn't need the Wellies.

Yeah, but, ya got nothing to hold onto.:right:

spudcon 08-04-2010 03:33 AM

Actually, he was born without front legs, and his head grew out of his ass.

SPUCK 08-04-2010 05:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 674331)
Oh, and, obviously this item is from Eastern China?

And, next door to a toy factory.:3_eyes:

Griff 08-04-2010 05:45 AM

Sized right for your Party approved family! *











*The makers of these comments recognize the seriousness of overpopulation and believe a two legged sheep would be an awesome house pet replacing an unapproved human quite nicely.

Hillrick 08-04-2010 07:54 AM

Ok, this is one IOTD that ewe need video of.

Hillrick 08-04-2010 07:56 AM

Hey! You filtered my post to change you to ewe! Oh, you so funny guys....

ToastyOhs 08-04-2010 08:02 AM

Much like our own lives, if you are healthy and strong, you get enslaved to your job. If you are deformed, you get to hop along like Quasimodo, only in this case Esmeralda is a Chinese sheep farmer.

ZenGum 08-04-2010 08:11 AM

Mary had a little lamb
it's fleece as white as dioxin
and every where that Mary went
she rued that nasty toxin.

ZenGum 08-04-2010 08:34 AM

[old]
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper!
[/joke]


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