The world is fed up with elarabiya mind control

um...ok.


Did you stop taking those pills the doctors gave you, Poison? Because I think you did.

When your other self sees what you typed, he's gonna bitch slap you silly.

Mind control? You have more important things to worry about. Your underwear and coffee creamer may be sabotaged by the government!

During the first winter, these long johns, which were generously sized (I always buy very loose sizes) suddenly developed a pattern of many small holes at the crotch, each hole about the size of a dime, after I washed and put them in the closet intact. A second incident suddenly "grew" the small holes together into two large holes with a bit of material dividing them. Typically, worn out crotches form a single hole, and the pattern of small holes made this clearly an occurrence of sabotage, not normal wear. This has happened to several pair of long john underwear over my two plus decades of being harassed.

Er, UT? Where-ever you have that ad up for the Cellar, maybe you should try somewhere else? :headshake

marichiko said: Er, UT? Where-ever you have that ad up for the Cellar, maybe you should try somewhere else?

Heh, I followed it from Fark.com. Now good luck getting rid of me! I do think it is cool that this is an offshoot of the cellar BBS though, I used to be a member of ONYX BBS in philly. Once they came out with these interwebs things, and got that mosaic thingy instead of lynx, it was all downhill.....


:rolleyes:

Continuation, not offshoot, maffick.

Poison, the nurse will be with you in a minute, dear.

maffick wrote:

Once they came out with these interwebs things, and got that mosaic thingy instead of lynx, it was all downhill.....

Hey, don't blame this on "teh internets"! Blame it on stuff like "...I went to Wal-Mart and $375.00 and a DSL connection later I was set up..."

Why, back in my day, we used gopher and we liked it, dammit!


[SIZE=1]Ow, my artificial hip![/SIZE]

Looks like one of those poetry-writing bots got loose somewhere...

Cool. So where is all the good ASCII porn? I moved out of Philly about 7 years ago, (mostly lived in Roxborough, but also East Falls and downtown, TU grad..) I hear they replaced gopher ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gopher_protocol ) with badger ( http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/ ), BTW...

This board is getting very strange these days :D

[QUOTE=Kitsune]Hey, don't blame this on "teh internets"! Blame it on stuff like "...I went to Wal-Mart and $375.00 and a DSL connection later I was set up..."

Why, back in my day, we used gopher and we liked it, dammit! [end quote]


Whoa! I almost felt nostalgic for the days of isca and the 'chat rooms' at Southern Illinois. All text based, all the time...and don't forget skynet!


:comp1:

This would be very poor stuff from an adult -- but is Poison a goth-o-lescent of about fifteen?

I just haven't figured out where he cut it from to paste it here.

Could be original with him, then. Not all gotholescents are uncreative, though I imagine some of them pretend to be bigger stoners than they really are -- protective coloration for running with the pack.

They want the ultimate in that, there's always Army Basic.

Urbane Guerrilla wrote:

Could be original with him, then. Not all gotholescents are uncreative...

This has nothing to do with poetry or creativity. No idea how he got here, but this is an Islamist who doesn't speak English, using a really rotten translating program. I knew the word, but I'm surprised nobody else at least googled "elarabiya" (El Arabiya).

Tonchi wrote:

This has nothing to do with poetry or creativity. No idea how he got here, but this is an Islamist who doesn't speak English, using a really rotten translating program. I knew the word, but I'm surprised nobody else at least googled "elarabiya" (El Arabiya).

That's because we don't want to end up on a watch list.

Would it be an ethical problem for UT to give us his home address?

Egypt.

Ah, then soon we will all be needed to die. Unless dov is here to tell us that. Which I kind of suspect he is.

I can recommend a great excorcist as long as nobody mentions my name.

Griff wrote:

Would it be an ethical problem for UT to give us his home address?

Undertoad, 7 minutes later wrote:

Egypt.

I sometimes forget how powerful you are, with your machines and their blinky-lights and what-not. I wonder how many other secrets you know that you just don't bother telling us--like, are any regulars coming from an IP address different than their claimed location? I've come to accept that people can lie to me over the internet and there's nothing I can really do about it, but you sir are always at least one step closer to the truth! I envy you.

That's why we call him Mr. Universe.

That doesn't bode well for him...

But seriously, I don't look into stuff unless there's a reason to!

Only one problem, there's always a reason.

I'm just relieved that all our bases are not belong to his :D

Let's just hope UT keeps his bass until the Poco gig.

Speaking of which ... Nik says hi. I saw him at the funeral/memorial service yesterday.

Nik hates me now! But he plays nice.

Tom Hampton's band for the Poco opener is basically Nik's entire act minus him. Draw your own conclusions! We count about 14 musicians who have worked with him in the past who will not work with him in the future. :D

ouchie.

The cockpit door has caved. The threadjacking is complete. :lol:

Undertoad wrote:

But seriously, I don't look into stuff unless there's a reason to!

Are you the NSA?

They should be so lucky.

Griff wrote:

That's why we call him Mr. Universe.

You can't stop the signal! :mg:

Griff and Happy Monkey need some Serenity. Pie too. Maybe if you guys aren't doing anything much tonight? :)