What search terms are used to find the Cellar?

Undertoad • Jan 20, 2006 4:52 pm
After the move, I've set up traffic reporting for the site and learned some things I wasn't previously aware of.

Top search phrases leading to us for the last two days:[code]
cheerleaders 231 5.8 %
crystal meth 49 1.2 %
hippo and tortoise 26 0.6 %
cnn 24 0.6 %
hogzilla 22 0.5 %
fat celebrities 22 0.5 %
cellar image 18 0.4 %
hedgehog 17 0.4 %
truly tasteless jokes 17 0.4 %
cyclops kitten 16 0.4 %
[/code]
Why "cheerleaders". Because this image is number 2 on a Yahoo! Image Search for "cheerleaders".

I don't remember posting it here but I surely did - but Yahoo! indexes it via the directory, not via a Cellar post. So I'm not sure exactly how it got into the wild. I took that shot myself in 1999, so I'm not unhappy it gets looked at. I guess.

The third shot in Yahoo! Image Search for crystal meth is the meth rage IotD.

I'm guessing Yahoo! gives preference to what people actually click on.
SteveDallas • Jan 20, 2006 4:58 pm
I think the redhead in the center was looking at you. ;)

It's some kind of minor tragedy that whale penis didn't make the cut.
Rock Steady • Jan 20, 2006 5:02 pm
UT, nice photo taking; you totally rock.
glatt • Jan 20, 2006 5:32 pm
I remember seeing that cheerleader picture before. What thread was it in?



So what other statistics do you have?

What's the most popular browser that visitors are using? IE or Firefox? What percentages?
lumberjim • Jan 20, 2006 6:12 pm
man, the eagles cheerleaders are sub par. except for mrs. booberman (2nd from the left), they just look like regular women in bad jump suits.

yeah, more stats. stats are fun. what can this thing tell you? most quoted posts? most time logged into the server? what?
SteveDallas • Jan 20, 2006 6:20 pm
lumberjim wrote:
mrs. booberman (2nd from the left)

:vomit:

I'll agree, however, that those aren't the most fabulous uniforms... I assume that was when it was 15 degrees outside or something like that.
Undertoad • Jan 20, 2006 6:30 pm
It was freezing. It was the last game of the season, must have been about 10.

The shot at 1600x1200.
Undertoad • Jan 20, 2006 6:32 pm
Other stats are not so interesting. I'll post what's best.

Search engines that send ppl here:
[code]- Google 1933
- Yahoo 1831
- Google (Images) 1163
- Ask Jeeves 204
- AltaVista 98
- MSN 60
- Unknown search engines 54
- AOL 43
- Dogpile 31
- Netscape 17
- Others 58[/code]

Google & Yahoo and pretty much nobody else.
Undertoad • Jan 20, 2006 6:36 pm
Referrers (some may be referrer spam):
[code]http://www.fark.com 558 24.1 %
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl 259 11.1 %
http://www.f-bodyfinland.com/yabbse/index.php 140 6 %
http://www.fark.com/classifieds.html 128 5.5 %
http://www.quantumphilosophy.net 65 2.8 %
http://www.alexrosen.net/iotd-short.html 56 2.4 %
http://www.bloglines.com/myblogs_display 49 2.1 %
http://www.worth1000.com 45 1.9 %
http://as.starware.com/dp/search 35 1.5 %
http://project.ioni.st 29 1.2 %
http://www.journalfen.net/community/otf_wank/357534.html 28 1.2 %
http://www.tribemagazine.com/board/showthread.php 27 1.1 %
http://www.sontalaatikko.net 26 1.1 %
http://www.ukshout.com/modules.php 23 0.9 %
http://blo.gs/ping.php 21 0.9 %
http://for-all-birds.com 16 0.6 %
http://www.worth1000.com/default.asp 16 0.6 %
http://linkfilter.net 16 0.6 %
http://rss.avantgo.net:84/article.html 16 0.6 %
http://twosents.blogspot.com 13 0.5 %
http://www.fimnet.fi/cgi-cug/bb/bin/main 12 0.5 %
http://www.myfishtank.net/forum/showthread.php 12 0.5 % %
http://www.stumbleupon.com/refer.html 12 0.5 %
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Online_puzzle 11 0.4 %
http://www.neatorama.com[/code]
Undertoad • Jan 20, 2006 6:37 pm
Browsers (ignore the "no" bit):
[code] MS Internet Explorer No 194463 66.9 %
Firefox No 64136 22 %
Mozilla No 10518 3.6 %
Safari No 9820 3.3 %
Opera No 3781 1.3 %
Unknown ? 3053 1 %
Netscape No 2205 0.7 %
Galeon No 748 0.2 %
Camino No 322 0.1 %
Others 991 0.3 %[/code]
Undertoad • Jan 20, 2006 6:38 pm
OS:
[code] Windows 262646 90.4 %
Macintosh 15316 5.2 %
Unknown 6853 2.3 %
Linux 5164 1.7 %[/code]
Undertoad • Jan 20, 2006 6:38 pm
Duration of visit:
[code]s-30s 8858 73.7 %
30s-2mn 830 6.9 %
2mn-5mn 551 4.5 %
5mn-15mn 534 4.4 %
15mn-30mn 273 2.2 %
30mn-1h 346 2.8 %
1h+ 273 2.2 %
Unknown 349 2.9 %[/code]
Undertoad • Jan 20, 2006 6:39 pm
Total bandwidth used for two days:
[code]3.83 GB[/code]
!!!
SteveDallas • Jan 20, 2006 6:49 pm
Undertoad wrote:
- Unknown search engines 54

Dumb question: if they're unknown, how does your stats counter know they're search engines?
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 20, 2006 11:17 pm
Undertoad wrote:
It was freezing. It was the last game of the season, must have been about 10.
was that the day you took the kitty cats? :)
zippyt • Jan 21, 2006 12:09 am
took pics there of !!!!!


I didn't know that sub dir existed , where is ALL the pics posted on the cellar ???
Does that sub dir exist ???
Undertoad • Jan 21, 2006 5:05 am
Yeah, there are a bunch of sub directories where all the images are. For a while I tried to hide them but I gave up for some reason. If you browse around you can find them.

cellar.org/pictures
cellar.org/2002

etc
laebedahs • Jan 21, 2006 3:01 pm
SteveDallas wrote:
Dumb question: if they're unknown, how does your stats counter know they're search engines?


Most search engines look for a robots.txt file. No web browser I know of looks for that. Hence, the "search engine" classification.
laebedahs • Jan 21, 2006 3:06 pm
Undertoad,

You can always place an empty index.html file to keep people from viewing the directory. People will see that instead of the directory listing. Of course, if people knew the file names then they could access any file they wanted.
richlevy • Jan 21, 2006 3:21 pm
SteveDallas wrote:
:vomit:

I'll agree, however, that those aren't the most fabulous uniforms... I assume that was when it was 15 degrees outside or something like that.
Hey! Knock off the uniforms, they worked for the Fantastic Four.Image Let's face it, would either of you guys turn down an invitation from any of those ladies?

Anyway, shouldn't that picture be in the Camel Toe thread?Image
SteveDallas • Jan 21, 2006 4:27 pm
Depends on what the invitation was for.
Elspode • Jan 23, 2006 4:18 pm
I don't care where you live or what she's wearing, the redhead is *fine*. Those costumes are so tight, those girls have to bikini wax even with no skin showing...
dar512 • Jan 23, 2006 5:14 pm
lumberjim wrote:
man, the eagles cheerleaders are sub par. except for mrs. booberman (2nd from the left), they just look like regular women in bad jump suits.

I think Jim's standards are leetle high. Well he is married to Jinx, but still.