Wildest time to date.

Ok people. If you had to put your finger (or any other body part on it) what would be your wildest time? Real or otherwise.

Shouldn't you start with yours?

Wildest time? Can you be more specific in your quest? Wildest time in what?

I'm guessing something along the lines of

Dear Penthouse Forum,

I admit, I never really believed that these letters you publish were real. But now I'm a believer, ever since our regular UPS driver was out sick and they sent two cheerleaders from the local NFL team to handle his route . . . . .

SD = sick puppy. :lol:

You're just now figuring this out?

Well, I guess I'll go at it since I'm bored.

My wildest time ever was in a threesome with my wife and another guy.

Wow. I'd have a difficult time sharing. I'm not sure I'd ever want a threesome, but if it were to ever happen, I'd want it to be two women and me. Of course, if I were bi, I would probably feel differently about it.

It seems that I did forget to start.
MY wildest time was when my wife and I were in bed together watching a movie when the girl who livedd next door came over. She and my wife were pretty good friends and we all hung out all the time. She laid down next to my wife and watched tv with us. After about 15 minutes or so I put my hand on my wifes leg only to discover that Emily had beaten me to the punch :shock: . Emily had her hand inside my wifes pj pants and it seems it had been there for a while. My heartbeat raised dramaticaly and I looked at my wife. Since her cover had been blown Emily really went to work fingering my wife much harder. I leand over to Emily and asked if she was enjoying my wifes pussy.....The started a long affair between those two. I would come home from work and find them in bed or in the bath together, there was tralk of her moving in with us but my wife got bored with her and we all moved on.

laebedahs wrote:

My wildest time ever was in a threesome with my wife and another guy.

who invited him in?

for some inexplicable reason, greatkaven's story kinda grosses me out.

Wow, greatkaven, simply wow.


Viva La Penthouse!

Brianna...what in the world makes that gross? We had talked alot about having another woman in bed so it's not like cheating.

this kind of thing does happen, i know, but when someone makes this kind of a claim before knowing who they're telling, i get skeptical. i'm gonna say shennanigans to you now, sir..........

.......shennanigans!

So what, was it planned? My neighbor is cool as hell but she's not cool enough to be like hey watching tv in bed scooch over, cool. The fact that she's 60 may have something to do with it, but she's a frisky 60. Well maybe it was so hawt!!!111 that he had to tell someone. Just for the record this thread is totally useless without pics (or video).

I was just stating my wildest time. It's going to be hard to beat, and yeah it kinda was planned, but no matter what the plan was it was really hot to find out that they had started without my knowledge. Also Emily had come over a lot and stuff had almost happend but nothing had ever panned out.

My wildest time was about 3 hours ago!!!

And then you woke up and your pillow was gone.

fargon wrote:

My wildest time was about 3 hours ago!!!

Dude! You're from LaCrosse!

wolf wrote:

who invited him in?

We invited him in. It was a planned threesome. We all met at a fancy restaurant, he paid for the meal and the hotel.

Unless you mean who invited me in :mad:

I was just curious as to whether is was you or the wife who wanted the extra man ... if it were her, you could have taken that as a warning sign that something wasn't right in your relationship. Acceding to the request can be taken as carte blanche to open the relationship, even if that was not your intent.

I was the one that pushed for it.

My widest time to date was probably after I had been in college for a few semesters. I spent a lot of time at the library studying, and got to know the place pretty well, the comings and goings of people, where the quiet spots were. You know the drill.

I had discovered this seldom visited nook where I could make as much noise as I wanted with out anyone noticing. I go down there and eat chips and candy bars and what not.

Anyway, after several months of hitting the candy machine for snacks, I discovered my waist had increased from about a 34 to nearly 38!

That was definitely my widest to date. I'm back around 35/36 these days.

Thats crazy wild....how did you ever get by......

footfootfoot wrote:

My widest time ~~ big snip

I'd slap you if I wasn't laughing too hard to move. :lol2:

Let's say a guys wife and her attractive girlfriend are just getting into photography and decided to spend most of a day, in a big old house, trying their hand at shooting nudes of each other. Lots of time and pictures because these are film cameras and they'll have to bracket the hell out of every shot, and take every shot twice, once with each camera.

And the husband, knowing this is planned, tries to keep his mind on his work but ends up coming home, only slightly early, hoping to see something but not wanting to screw up their plans, for which he'd never hear the end of.

So when he arrives to find two naked and very horny attractive women who are really not into women, sexually, can he be blamed for taking advantage of the situation, and the two women, for his own gratification?

You bet he can.....15 years later. Remember guys, they remember every slight.....real and imagined. :rolleyes:

hah, oh bruce. Yes.. Yes we do!

xoxoxoBruce wrote:

they'll have to bracket the hell out of every shot

Gosh, Bruce, you make it sound so . . . . . dirty.

xoxoxoBruce wrote:

...snip...

You bet he can.....15 years later. Remember guys, they remember every slight.....real and imagined. :rolleyes:

What we want to know Bruce is DO you remember what you did with those pictures?

Because we know so little about the afterlife, I think it's safe to assume that my grandmother might have internet connectivity. I'd prefer not to say anything about this subject.

footfootfoot wrote:

What we want to know Bruce is DO you remember what you did with those pictures?

What? Didn't you see them in DoDads? :right: