Half full or half empty?

Is your glass half full or half empty?

Broken.

And now for our next contestant...

Well, it starts out full. Then I drink some. Then its empty. Then I pour me another one.

So it kinda depends on when you ask.

Why do you ask?

Just curious how attitudes would change if the glass contained urine.

Posted while current question was unrelated to urine. thankyouverymuch

I don't know.

I can't gauge it's relative fullness, since I don't know it's capacity. I do know however that I have never thirsted for long. Nor have I gagged and choked from being innundated by the flow.

The question about the glass's fullness is not an interesting one. I like more interesting questions, such as, what glasses do I have to drink from? What about the glasses of others? How can I drink less from glasses filled with unheathlful drink, and drink more of what's good for me?

But thanks for asking.

BigV wrote:

Posted while current question was unrelated to urine. thankyouverymuch

Thanks for the clarification, had me worried.

BTW - What's the V in BigV stand for? Could it be what I think it is? My kind'a woman!

What's in your glass?

An hour's worth of sand.

I'm thinking half full of bullshit and half full of hot air.

hey, new crazy guy. here's the quiz.
I'm pretty sure you already qualify as wierd enough to fit in here, but i also would like to know:

1. on your hot dog, ketchup or mustard?

2. what color is the number 6?

3. what ryhmes with orange?

4. beatles or zeppelin?

5. dress left or right?

6. what superhero do you most closely resemble?

7. how many ways can you kill a man with a paper clip?

H. If you had a million bucks and had to spend it all on someone else, what would you buy, and for whom?

nine. What is the opposite of 'above me'?

43. how many fingers am i holding up?

be honest

Troubleshooter wrote:

I'm thinking half full of bullshit and half full of hot air.

Technically, it's not air, it's methane, but it does come out warm.

lumberjim wrote:

hey, new crazy guy. here's the quiz.
I'm pretty sure you already qualify as wierd enough to fit in here, but i also would like to know:

1. on your hot dog, ketchup or mustard?

beatles

2. what color is the number 6?

7

3. what ryhmes with orange?

ukrania

4. beatles or zeppelin?

mustard

5. dress left or right?

never

6. what superhero do you most closely resemble?

myself

7. how many ways can you kill a man with a paper clip?

16

H. If you had a million bucks and had to spend it all on someone else, what
would you buy, and for whom?

a paper clip for you

nine. What is the opposite of 'above me'?

b'low me?

43. how many fingers am i holding up?

too many for your limp wrist to support, yet not enough to fill your orfice

be honest

cross my heart

Well, I gotta hand it to the new crazy guy...those were some pretty damn fine answers to the Quiz, LJ.

My glass is full - I just started my vacation and won $7 at nickel/dime/quarter poker.

Most excellent answers!

My looking glass is an empty mirror but sometimes I catch a glimpse of a half fool in it. ;)

Elspode wrote:

Well, I gotta hand it to the new crazy guy...those were some pretty damn fine answers to the Quiz, LJ.

Thank you Patrick. It appears there may be intelligent life in Missouri after all.

BTW - What's this stupid little blemish all about?

What's this stupid little blemish all about?

can't tell you until you pass the fuckin' quiz, asswipe.

capnhowdy wrote:

can't tell you until you pass the fuckin' quiz, asswipe.

"Hey asswipe, pass the fuckin' jizz! Cain't eat this fuckin' cornhole without it!" :yum:

capnhowdy wrote:

can't tell you until you pass the fuckin' quiz, asswipe.

And a Happy Kwanzaa to you too, CapnCorncob.

it becomes clear,
as focus grows
as plain as the face
behind your nose
will he now be
seen as lame
for as he comes
he begs the flame?


pointless threads unread
a troll beneath the rug
the quiz passed, it is said
a troll? a flamer? humbug?

Precisely!

.

He'll get bored soon.

Close, Wolf. Allow me.

I go away for a weekend, and new life is breathed into the cellar. Thank you, new crazy troll person. Just don't wear out your welcome too soon. Like, by posting new topics every 10 minutes that no one gives a shit about. Good quiz answers.

Hi mrNoodle,

Thanks for the cheerful welcome. That weekend work-release program must be a bitch. Don't worry about the "every 10 minutes", I'm sure I'll run up against the Boring Barrier soon.

But then again...on a board where people slip skinned-out pricks over their noses, you never know. :D

Noone's worried about the ten minute thingie here except for you, HUMPBUG.
Your attention span is way shorter than that, as is true in most juveniles.
And tell me.......

[SIZE=7]HUMP BUG..........[/SIZE]

does my spelling leave an even nastier taste in your mouth than the vulgarity you use as futile projectiles aimed at us grown-ups?
Hang in there. If someone doesn't kill you first, maybe you'll be mature one day, too.
Gotta hand it to you though. Pretty good vocabulary for a twelve year old......... Got Playboy? .........Got Kleenex?....Got babysitter?
Piss off, punk. You're not too smart for a kid your age, are you? :flipbird:

Very retromingent of you.