Kansans, dumbasses of the year...

Troubleshooter • Nov 8, 2005 7:50 pm
http://www.cnn.com/2005/EDUCATION/11/08/evolution.debate.ap/index.html

Kansas BOE rewrites definition of science
New standards question accuracy of evolutionary theory

Tuesday, November 8, 2005; Posted: 7:05 p.m. EST (00:05 GMT)

TOPEKA, Kansas (AP) -- At the risk of re-igniting the same heated nationwide debate it sparked six years ago, the Kansas Board of Education approved new public school science standards Tuesday that cast doubt on the theory of evolution.

The 6-4 vote was a victory for "intelligent design" advocates who helped draft the standards. Intelligent design holds that the universe is so complex that it must have been created by a higher power.

Critics of the language charged that it was an attempt to inject God and creationism into public schools in violation of the separation of church and state.

All six of those who voted for the standards were Republicans. Two Republicans and two Democrats voted against them.

"This is a sad day. We're becoming a laughingstock of not only the nation, but of the world, and I hate that," said board member Janet Waugh, a Kansas City Democrat.
Happy Monkey • Nov 8, 2005 7:57 pm
Upcoming graduating class:

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lumberpoet • Nov 8, 2005 8:22 pm
Troubleshooter wrote:


Intelligent design holds that the universe is so complex that it must have been created by a higher power.



lightning crashes
trees crack
flames erupt
man sees god
Elspode • Nov 8, 2005 8:41 pm
I have to drive into Kansas every day to go to work. I can feel my IQ dropping already.

Idiots. Dumbasses. Conservative, Right Wing morons.

God is laughing hysterically at the total irony of it all.
Troubleshooter • Nov 8, 2005 9:00 pm
lumberpoet wrote:
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Hey pal, quoting me quoting someone quoting someone can earn you a stick in the eye.
lumberpoet • Nov 8, 2005 9:24 pm
he calls me pal and threatens me
something vague about a stick
and my reply can only be,
"dont forget to eat a dick"
Troubleshooter • Nov 8, 2005 10:37 pm
COCK! [size=4]COCK![/size] I say!

Seriously though, remember these knuckleheads? WELCOME TO THE CHRISTIAN EXODUS

Well, we found where they should end up.
richlevy • Nov 8, 2005 11:14 pm
Troubleshooter wrote:
COCK! [size=4]COCK![/size] I say!

Seriously though, remember these knuckleheads? WELCOME TO THE CHRISTIAN EXODUS

Well, we found where they should end up.

So Libertarians want to take over one state and Christian fundamentalists want to take over another. What's next?
Elspode • Nov 8, 2005 11:35 pm
Civil war?
Troubleshooter • Nov 8, 2005 11:40 pm
One can hope.
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 8, 2005 11:44 pm
C'mon Toto, there's no place like home.......anymore. :o
Griff • Nov 9, 2005 6:45 am
DOVER, Pennsylvania (Reuters) - Voters on Tuesday ousted a Pennsylvania local school board that promoted an "intelligent-design" alternative to teaching evolution, and elected a new slate of candidates who promised to remove the concept from science classes.

Let the pendulum swing.
Happy Monkey • Nov 9, 2005 8:00 am
Image You go Dover.
cowhead • Nov 10, 2005 4:34 pm
yeah..Imagine living in this state.. gruesome I tellz ya gruesome.. anywhoo! hope everyone is well, I ought to be back around these parts sooner or later.. ah life! what a damn pain in the ass!