Super Glue, Nail polish & 1 Unlucky Man

SAFE FOR WORK

OUCH

still more fun with glue
http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/11/03/toilet.suit.ap/index.html

Crikey me!

I can't play the video, but by the end of reading it I had my mouth wide open. Hell hath no fury indeed!

barefoot serpent wrote:

still more fun with glue
http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/11/03/toilet.suit.ap/index.html

The few times I am willing to sit on a toilet seat in a public restroom, I always look at the toilet seat to see how clean it is. How do you miss wet glue smeared all over a seat? Maybe he was having an emergency, but I just don't see how that could happen.

Speaking of Home Depot toilets, I've heard of more than one occasion where kids use the non-functioning display toilets out on the floor. It would suck to be the guy that has to clean that up.

glatt wrote:

Speaking of Home Depot toilets, I've heard of more than one occasion where kids use the non-functioning display toilets out on the floor. It would suck to be the guy that has to clean that up.

That's true I used to work for a D.I.Y chain and it was a favorite for young kids to take a dump in the display toilets seen it a few times..
Just disconnect from the display take out to the yard and hose well no sweat.

Man, that is just wrong!

he told her once to go away
but then came by for one more lay
he clearly wasn't thinking straight
his cock she sought to abbreviate
she glued his willy to his tummy
i think you had it coming, dummy

he told her once to go away
but then came by for one more lay
he clearly wasn't thinking straight
his cock she sought to abbreviate

John Bobbitt, revisited. :eyebrow:

be-bop wrote:

That's true I used to work for a D.I.Y chain and it was a favorite for young kids to take a dump in the display toilets seen it a few times..
Just disconnect from the display take out to the yard and hose well no sweat.

Some kid took a dump on the floor of the bathroom at the pool I worked at last summer. Called his dad down and made the kid clean it up then scrub the entire bathroom by hand.. it was glorious. :lol:

i knew a guy who's little brother egged a horse. someone saw him do this, and he had to go apologize to the horse.

Amnesiac42 wrote:

i knew a guy who's little brother egged a horse. someone saw him do this, and he had to go apologize to the horse.

Egged a horse,what kind of sick sexual practice is that........ :D

i nearly died laughing when i pictured in my mind someone throwing an egg at a horse. i imagine the horse just standing there, totally unphased by the egg.

"no sir...i don't like it"

No, horses don't like getting hit by anything, especially if they don't see it coming. :headshake

Hmmm.. looks like the toilet seat guy is looking for a finger in his chili.
http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/11/08/toilet.man.ap/index.html