Craziest place you have...
ever done it?
Mine is not that crazy, but on the bathroom counter is probably the craziest. :mg:
You're a pervy little thing, aren't ya? :)
female toilets at a rave.
bench along a walking track in a national park.
no syc, I just like to know stuff! ;)
in a deer blind, got a BJ under a street light once and soon in a small airplane!
no syc, I just like to know stuff! ;)
Right...because you're a fucking perv. ;)
I'm sorry... somebody has to say it.
"
In the butt, Bob."
PS. Yes, you're a perv. Get over it. Syc didn't mean that was a BAD thing . . .
Yes, you're a perv. Get over it. Syc didn't mean that was a BAD thing . . .
Exactly!
"He tried to screw me somewhere very uncomfortable once."
"What, like the back of a Volkswagen?"
I'm waiting for the statute of limitations to run out. Ask me later.
and soon in a small airplane!
Will that qualify for The Mile High Club?
Do you have to be, in fact, a mile high in altitude?
Relative to ground...?
yeah, for it to "count" you can either be at 5,280ft msl or a nautical mile of 6,000 msl but yeah i think it does matter relative to agl (above ground level) so just to play it safe i'll be at 7,500 msl. :D oh and it doesn't matter what the size of the plane is, as long as your at least a mile up. so, in this case, size doesn't matter :D
On the hood of a black Thunderbird in a small scentic overlook on the Skyline Drive under a full moon. It's funny, of all the cars that pulled into that overlook...none of them stopped. :flycatch:
yeah, for it to "count" you can either be at 5,280ft msl or a nautical mile of 6,000 msl but yeah i think it does matter relative to agl (above ground level) so just to play it safe i'll be at 7,500 msl. :D oh and it doesn't matter what the size of the plane is, as long as your at least a mile up. so, in this case, size doesn't matter :D
What about here? Would this qualify?
well...when I was a young lass I did it with Dave in the men's restroom of the Super Subway. No lock on the door. I was perched on the sink.
I've also done it in a walk-in freezer...after-school job, you see.
As a "grown-up" I'd have to say the weirdest place so far has been Pittsburgh.
In the middle of a childrens park (it was late so no one was there) :D
What about here? Would this qualify?
well the highest point for the thresholds is 5367 for rwy 35R. so, you'd need to be at 10367 over the airport but for fun, make it 11367 msl and you'd qualify then. mile high club is for airplanes not people gettin' it on at the approach end of a runway in denver! :lol:
As a "grown-up" I'd have to say the weirdest place so far has been Pittsburgh.
the WHOLE city! you
animal! :cool:
Walk in freezer/refridgerator............. :yum: :doit: :joint:
Walk in freezer/refridgerator...
were you with Brianna? :D
what!? I was young!......I was excited!.......shut up!
well...when I was a young lass I did it with Dave in the men's restroom of the Super Subway.
No wonder Dave won't come back to the Cellar!
I'm sorry... somebody has to say it.
"In the butt, Bob."
PS. Yes, you're a perv. Get over it. Syc didn't mean that was a BAD thing . . .
:headshake, still not admitting to the perv comment. Nosey? Yes. Pervy? I never thought of myself like that...EEEEEKKK! :mg:
haha! you, itsjulie, have officially been labeled!
[SIZE=1](now c'mon, do something perverted!)[/SIZE]
Lessee, in no perticular order (sic)
1. Breakdown lane NJ turnpike during rush hour (told the cop we were just 'looking at a map'. He did not dignify with comment, just silently nodded his head)
2. On top of a pallet of flour sacks in the bakery I worked for
3. In a cemetary, at noon, in a small copse, not corpse. (sorry itsjulie, you freakin' perv)
4. In my friend's hotel room bathroom while he was in another room getting dressed for his wedding.
5. In the parking lot of the hotel after the wedding for about an hour when we realized we forgot to give the couple their wedding gift. We went back inside to give it to them and they thought we had driven an hour back just to give them the gift, not realizing we had never left the parking lot. D'oh!
6. In a canoe floating down the West river in Vermont.
7. And for that trip to Bali... in da butt, Bob
6. In a canoe floating down the West river in Vermont.
hey! That's like American Beer! Fucking close to water!
har
har
har
--On a pool table, about 5 minutes before roommates came home.
--In my bedroom, as a teenager, with the bedroom door open and my father not 20 feet away in the livingroom.
--On a pool table, about 5 minutes before roommates came home.
Wait, you lived in a bar? That's one way to avoid DWIs.
hee hee hee
hey! That's like American Beer! Fucking close to water!
har
har
har
heh heh heh
Actually, try that after a couple of bottles (750ml) of Ommegang from Cooperstown.
Fucking close to Valium. I'm slurring just thinking about it.
FROSTY ONES!!! Represent!
And by the way LJ, did you and Jinx ever get the pinhole cameras? If so, did you ever make pictures or did you just use the cans to store pocket change?
Okay, I havent had time to post lately, Work finally picked up. After nearly a week at not even glancing at the Cellar(I should be punished) I log in to find this question. SO here goes.
Graveyard, 2am, on top of a raised crypt, on the sea islands of the South Carolina coast. possibly one of the spookiest places I have every done the deed.
Second runner up however would have to be in the bench seat of my bosses work van. Used the backs of the front seats for leverage. Still cant get the driver seat to recline properly.
Jesus nightsong that gives me shivers just thinking about it!! (and not the good ones!! spooky ones!!)
been close to being busted SO many times..
but the craziest place probably at a local lookout/ natyre reserve when i was 17. a few times a week i used to sneak out of my house in the middle of the night.. went to a lookout with a boy and we would run around the bush crazy-lovin.. i was totally young at the time and felt like a wild animal. it was pretty cool!! ;)
OH, yeah! I forgot! I've done it in the breakroom at work and in the darkroom (darkroom for developing Xrays) at work! Those were fun places! I did it with a steelworker in both places. And, believe me, he WAS a steelworker, if you get my drift. Too freaking fun!
A darkroom? Didn't the smell bother you?
If you say so--this thread just hammers the final(er) nail into the coffin of any doubt that my life has been fundamentally boring.
.... i was totally young at the time....
you still are!
back of an AWACs plane over Iraq.
now THAT definitely qualifies for the mile high club!
Well, if we are going for most likely to get caught...
In my parent's car in the driveway while my dad was in the living room (if he chose to look out the window he would have seen)
In the family room(add on to the house) while my dad was passed out drunk in the living room. I swear he woke up and saw us when he went in the kitchen (the kitchen has full view of the family room), but I think he didn't want to say anything. Too embarrassing I guess...
Under a bridge with friends next to us doing their thing as well. That was an interesting experience.
Guess I might as well get my feet wet. Once in maid's room while wife was sleeping. Driving up interstate 59 N. from NO. with her in my lap. Damn to be young again!
The choir loft of a church. The feeling that God was going to strike us dead any second plus the thought of the minister walking in on us certainly added spice to the occasion!
And by the way LJ, did you and Jinx ever get the pinhole cameras? If so, did you ever make pictures or did you just use the cans to store pocket change?
jinx got them and sold them to some gypsies for big, big bucks!. thanks, sucker!
just kidding. they came, but i dont know what became of them. i think she was going to take them to school to expose them. this is really her's to answer, but she seems to be ducking the issue. do we suck? yes we do. is there an expiration date? can they still be used if they are still in the box they came in?
On top of a roof on campus. The roof was unluckily covered with fiberglass. We didn't realize til after...painful walk back through campus. Good times though!
When you're young and living with your parents, you *have* to be creative to find someplace to do the horizontal bop. Lots of times, you can't even get horizontal.
1) Got BJ sitting in a tree in broad daylight in prominent Kansas City urban park.
2) Did it many times in same park's parking lot (in a
Datsun 1200 , no less), and parked in the street one block over from future 1st wife's parents' house.
3) Back of my '66 Chevy Biscayne on a back road of a park, way back in the woods...was accosted by four kids riding dirt bikes.
4) Outside in my suburban town of Grandview in too many places to remember
5) On girlfriend's couch, right around corner from parents' open-door bedroom while they were watching TV
6) In the bathroom of my son's private hospital room
There's more, but I'm old and can't remember...
Bosses office, and Meeting room.....
Wow - these are getting good. I would like to hear more about the bathroom in the hospital and bosses office! I assume it was with your boss!
My son was in one hospital or another for 10 months straight about 14 years ago. My wife and I were teetering on the brink of separation and divorce, but desperation led us to being creative. It worked well enough that later, my girlfriend and I took advantage of the technique (yes, my son was in the hospital long enough for me to go from wife to girlfriend without missing a beat).
It wasn't a great time in my life, and in retrospect, I find the whole notion of having had sex in my son's hospital room bathroom to be pretty frigging pathetic. However, it was a pathetic time of my life.
I assume it was with your boss!
it was, it was a job i had taken to get some quick cash, didnt have alot of time before the secretary came back from lunch, and there were other workers in the other parts of the office.....didnt get caught for 3 weeks, then the secretary came back early and walked in as the boss was putting on her cloths....lets just say i didnt have that job for long....
Wow - you guys are crazy!
Especially Elspode!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Wow - you guys are crazy!
Not crazy, just horny.
Especially Elspode!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Especially Elspode!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
You copying me foot?
You've picked up a British accent, Julie.
And I don't think he was copying your foot.
You copying me foot?
I can do it all...
Cor blimey jules, I've got plenty of feet of me own :lol:
jinx got them and sold them to some gypsies for big, big bucks!. thanks, sucker!
just kidding. they came, but i dont know what became of them. i think she was going to take them to school to expose them. this is really her's to answer, but she seems to be ducking the issue. do we suck? yes we do. is there an expiration date? can they still be used if they are still in the box they came in?
1. story of my life
2. no, not really
3. No, not really
4. Yes, but not for sex thread pictures, unless you guys take a loooong looooooong loooooong time. Way more than "twenny dolla long time".
On a slide at an Elementry School playground
Out in His back yard by the woods under the stars
On my front porch with my nehibors standing in their driveway, no more then 20 feet away
To repeat from the Sex Thread -
Anyone ever have sex while suspended by large fish-hooks that were suspended from the ceiling? Talk about "Fly The Friendly Skies".
On top of the NYC subway cars during rush hour.
On the top of the mausolem of Marie Laveau, the "Witch Queen" of New Orleans.
In a cell at Alcatraz.
In the last tram car at Disneyland. You got to be careful with that one.
Mickey gets mad when you fuck around in his park.
On the roof of "Playcade" in Atlanic City at 3 in the morning.
My wife loves when we go on vacations.
And yes, several of the places, we had the two point conversion.
at my mother house with a VERRRRRRY fat girl ,
the next morning my mom said she had this weird dream about a naked fat girl walking past her bed room late at nite ,
she did to go to the bathroom
On a bus in the phillapeenes , lots of folks looking at us strangely
Again in the PI , in the surf , we were JUST barley boyant ,
let the ocean do the motion and all that ,
don't ya know
and again in the PI , on stage , it is HARD to turn down 2 semi naked philinino girls asking you to join them in a bath tub , on stage , even IF LOTS of folks are watching
at my mother house with a VERRRRRRY fat girl ,
the next morning my mom said she had this weird dream about a naked fat girl walking past her bed room late at nite ,
she did to go to the bathroom
On a bus in the phillapeenes , lots of folks looking at us strangely
Again in the PI , in the surf , we were JUST barley boyant ,
let the ocean do the motion and all that ,
don't ya know
and again in the PI , on stage , it is HARD to turn down 2 semi naked philinino girls asking you to join them in a bath tub , on stage , even IF LOTS of folks are watching
I sense a prize-winning moment coming on...
on the base of the famous "Waving Girl" statue on River Street in Savannah, Ga.
In a dressing room at Belk's
I sense a coming on...
umm... uhh.. me too
hey all. i would have to say in AC at the atlantic palace in our window overlooking the boardwalk. quite fun...
On the roof of "Playcade" in Atlanic City at 3 in the morning.
Was that
you?
And yes, several of the places, we had the two point conversion.
???
I assume by the two point conversion CG means penetration (two points converge, penis and vagina, unless CG means 2 guys bumping uglies).
at the movie theater! WHOOO HOOOO! :p
I assume by the two point conversion CG means penetration (two points converge, penis and vagina, unless CG means 2 guys bumping uglies).
I'm not sure about that. It also might mean vaginal plus non-vaginal sex. If so, there are two possibilities.
I never posted my craziest places, did I?
Many times with my wife (was girlfriend then) in her room with the door wide open and her parents in the next one, the living room. We would do it when her parents were playing video games (they loved playing Mario Kart 64), usually doggy style because it was easiest to recover from.
Many times her going down on me while I'm driving a 5 speed manual Ford Escort LX. If you think it's hard to drive while getting a bj, imagine having to shift gears, too.
Many times on my waterbed in my parent's basement. It was a free-flowing waterbed, so very, very noisy.
On my parent's back porch while a party was going on (my 18th birthday party), her bent over with me standing, drunk.
We were never caught from any of these. Good times (well, the sex anyways).
got a bj under a streetlight in an affluent neighborhood, that was pretty cool......
got a bj under a streetlight in an affluent neighborhood, that was pretty cool......
Did the fact that it was an affluent neighborhood add to the frisson? "Oh yesss!! It makes me soo hot when you lower rich peoples' property values!"
I never posted my craziest places, did I?
Many times with my wife (was girlfriend then) in her room with the door wide open and her parents in the next one, the living room. We would do it when her parents were playing video games (they loved playing Mario Kart 64), usually doggy style because it was easiest to recover from.
Many times her going down on me while I'm driving a 5 speed manual Ford Escort LX. If you think it's hard to drive while getting a bj, imagine having to shift gears, too.
Many times on my waterbed in my parent's basement. It was a free-flowing waterbed, so very, very noisy.
On my parent's back porch while a party was going on (my 18th birthday party), her bent over with me standing, drunk.
We were never caught from any of these. Good times (well, the sex anyways).
talking about pure LUCK? hahaha...
Did the fact that it was an affluent neighborhood add to the frisson? "Oh yesss!! It makes me soo hot when you lower rich peoples' property values!"
:lol2: just :lol2: !!!!!
talking about pure LUCK? hahaha...
Now that I think about it, driving while receiving a bj were the best bjs ever. We never did it in daylight, always at night, but the combination of the thought of being discovered along with not actually concentrating or worrying getting off, just enjoying it while I drove, was great.
Sometimes I think her parents just turned a blind eye if they caught us in the act. I mean, they couldn't be that absorbed in their games, could they?
In the park late at night under a swingset. My buddy was pissed becauce he had to keep watch for us.
Cloakroom, (I think, 70’s, ludes, it’s a blur) of a very busy club. I seem to remember feeling mink, or the equivalent of.
I vote Nightsong’s Graveyard, 2am, on top of a raised crypt, number one.
How I envy her
Around the 40 yard line of a football field.
Broad Daylight drivin in noontime traffic on a busy road & receiving a BJ was one :mg: , in my car (Nissan Altima) at the parking lot of an Acme around dusk once the windows were all fogged and the lights from the other cars just kept flashing by. Those are my two most memorable and they both happened within the last 2 months with "Miss Undecided". See my other posts if you care to know that story..... ;)
When I was in my early 20's I used to party with a group of people (a couple of whom are still good friends today) but there was never much romance between any of us. There was this one guy in the group that I lusted after and the feelings were mutual as we discovered during one of those, "I dare you", "No, I dare YOU!", type conversations. In the end, we snuck off in the car and found a quiet spot and did the deed. It happened to be on a creek bank which consisted of coarse sand.
Anyway, we were both feeling pretty pleased with ourselves when we returned to the group a couple of hours later. We weren't drunk, so I'm not sure why we thought we'd get away with it, and unfortunately, neither of us had really looked closely at our knees (he was in board shorts and I was in a skirt). We both had quite obvious gravel rash which gave the rest of the crew something to hoot about for the rest of the night.
That was the first of many 'nature bonks' for he and I. We also did the cemetary thing which was absolutely tittilating. Under a water tower. Down my mother's backyard. In the car. On a bench next to a different watercourse.
Many nice memories:
1) In a club with plenty of people around, her sitting on me, opening my zipper and voila.
2) In a moving train that had individual compartments, her completely naked, facing the window, and me behind her. We went through a station at relativeley slow speed.
3) Many Bjs in the car, both driving and in parking lot.
4) Parked on a busy street, got a Bj from a girl I met for the first time that night.
5) In an apartment outdoor jaccuzi at midnight. There were a couple of people on balconies that saw us.
Welcome to the Cellar, berndk.:D
in the shower stall of bathroom in a national park, water running. there was an employee cleaning the bathroom about 15 feet away from us. he actually got suspicious and came up to the door of the stall, whereupon i had to hide her feet by wrapping them around me and holding her there for a while. that was a good time.
several door open-bj in her room-parents 10 feet away in the living room episodes with an old girlfriend. i still don't know how we got away with those, or even if we did.
i had a nice make out session with some partial nudity with three girls in the bathroom of a coffee house i used to work in. wasn't planned, either. i went in and took a piss, was washing my hands when the door banged open and they came in. i had seen each of them before and they were big flirts, although this night i'm pretty sure they were on ex or something. i cherish that moment. bonus points: the girl that i was dating at the time was waiting for me at a table in the coffee shop. "what took you so long?" "umm......"
On a picnic table under a pavilion in a park during a thunderstorm.
edit: Or maybe the BJ on the highway to New Jersey, during another thunderstorm, at night. It was a 'thank you' for doing the scary driving.
The Auckland Domain.. the parks area that wraps itself around the Auckland museum... hmm fun times indeed... looks like you lot here at the Cellar realy know how to have fun!
on a trampoline.
also, i got head in cave once.........
on a trampoline.
Tell us more, please.... there's got to be a story there.
not much of a story, but since you asked.....
i was still kind of young, about 17-ish, and my red-head girlfriend came over. no one home, back yard was kind of secluded, so we got naked and climbed onto the trampoline. the boucing was really cool, i remember trying to see how high we could bounce while....well, together.....
highly recommend it.
In a building with security cameras everywhere...
you kinky vixen you......
:)
A parking garage in Austria :)
in a parking lot at trailhead somewhere in the mountains. her on the backseat of my pickup, me standing outside.
Yes, someone drove up.
No, I didn't notice them until the car door slammed.
not much of a story, but since you asked.....
i was still kind of young, about 17-ish, and my red-head girlfriend came over. no one home, back yard was kind of secluded, so we got naked and climbed onto the trampoline. the boucing was really cool, i remember trying to see how high we could bounce while....well, together.....
highly recommend it.
I wonder was she a "true" red-head...:yum:
richlevy - Sorry it took so long to reply.
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And yes, several of the places, we had the two point conversion.
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OK, this takes a little explaining.
Some of you might remember the "Opie and Anthony" show, from NYC.
There was an event called "Sex For Sam", where couples have sex in numerous places in the city, and where the winners get a free tour of the Sam Adams brewery in Boston.
One of the things you could do was "the 2 point conversion", which is anal sex in those locations.
A couple had anal sex in the vestubule of St. Pat's Catherdral, which led to O&A being suspended.
The wife loves vacations, as long as we don't get caught.
In a park in Kansas City, 4th of July, while 'watching' fireworks.
Well,the former Mrs Billybob was rather straightlaced, until one night her mother sat her down and forced her to watch 9 1/2 weeks.....After that, there was no stopping her. If she wanted the hallway light on and the blankets pushed back, well then that was all there was to it!
Well,the former Mrs Billybob was rather straightlaced, until one night her mother sat her down and forced her to watch 9 1/2 weeks.....After that, there was no stopping her. If she wanted the hallway light on and the blankets pushed back, well then that was all there was to it!
Strange woman, the former mrs billybob.If I'd accepted her niece's offer, I might have a decent post for this thread.
hi billybob! a fellow kiwi!
Greetings,fellow Kiwi!.....We should join forces and take over the world!
[side note....why do I alway seem to meet other NZ'ers in the grubby threads?]
On the airplane back from Australia.....my friend's couch, while he was sitting there next to us, didn't even notice! Living room floor...OH...a weight bench!
In a park in Kansas City, 4th of July, while 'watching' fireworks.
Um...which park in Kansas City? Surely not Berkley Riverfront Park, where the fireworks are usually held these days. Or perhaps Penn Valley Park? Liberty Memorial Mall?
I'm trying to think where they've had large fireworks displays in the past in these parts.
Patrick (who has seen a few fireworks in KC area parks over the years...some of which even involved explosives in the sky on or about Independence Day)
[side note....why do I alway seem to meet other NZ'ers in the grubby threads?]
;);) ;) ;)
Greetings,fellow Kiwi!.....We should join forces and take over the world!
[side note....why do I alway seem to meet other NZ'ers in the grubby threads?]
hey there. . . . americans rate right up
there with grubby :eek:
edit to add: immigrant of irish/greek descent
The craziest place?
In the Q & A thread.
I don't really think there are any crazy places to have sex anymore.
"Oh really? On the midway, in the tilt a whirl?" "Yeah, but we did it on the ferris wheel"
Where hasn't someone had sex?
I bet people have had sex skydiving.
Where the hell are the freaks???
Come on you freaky, freaky, freaks! Tell us.
I think that maybe the problem is the question. Maybe it should read "what is the freakiest thing you have done?" The problem with "freaky" in general is that what is freaky to me may not be freaky to someone else.
i once had sex at the... i'm so embarrassed to say... the foot of the bed. i felt so alive.
i once had sex at the... i'm so embarrassed to say... the foot of the bed. i felt so alive.
Yeah, but did you hate yourself in the morning?
:blush:
