Raise your hand if you've always wanted to live in 1 of these:
a lighthouse. The GSA is currently auctioning off four (4!) offshore lighthouses in Chesapeake Bay:
Wolf Trap Shoal
Thimble Shoal
Newport News Middle Ground
Smith Point Light
hoo boy... no utilities, fixer-uppers, occasional visits from the Coast Guard to maintain the lights, but at least the fog horns are no longer used!
pix of each:
Wolf Trap:

Middle Ground:

Thimble Shoals:

Smith Pt.:
and article:
http://home.hamptonroads.com/stories/story.cfm?story=91871&ran=17003The Middleground lighthouse, he said, has a slight tilt from being hit by a tugboat in 1979.
:worried:
Believe it or not, when I took a vocational ability test in high school, one of my ideal careers that came up was lighthouse keeper! Not exactly an exploding career field even back then. There are days though when I think I should have listened to that guidance counselor. Yeah, a lighthouse! Nice, scenic ocean views, quiet, no ax murderers - AAAAAAAH! :D
Yeah, a lighthouse! Nice, scenic ocean views, quiet, no ax murderers - AAAAAAAH! :D
Kind of a pain to do your grocery shopping though.
I do like the "no critters" facet though. I hate bugs.
I can't stand the beach, and since there's technically no beach ... but I can marginally tolerate the weather here.
I'd do it. Obviously I want the Wolf Trap light.
But I need A/C, potable water, and high speed internet installed before I'll agree to buy.
1) Why are they bothering to sell them off at all if the CG is still going to have to maintain the lights?
2) What happens when your caisson rusts through?
That's probably why they are selling them.
yes, the new owner gets the honor of scraping & painting the caisson -- and you can't pick your own color.
edit: Wolf Trap Light in better days:

You would have to pay me a lot to take one of these pieces of crap. Now, if they were simply abandoned, and I could do whatever I wanted with them, that would be a different story. Might be a nice place for a weekend getaway or party shack.
From the application for National Historic designation:
Narrative Description (Describe the historic and current condition of the property.)1
The Wolf Trap Light Station (1894) consists of a wooden caisson, which supports a cast-iron foundation cylinder and an octagonal two-story brick dwelling with a one-story square tower supporting a cast-iron lantern. The cylinder is painted brown, and the brick quarters and tower are painted red, with the lantern painted black. It is an integral station, i.e., the keeper's quarters, fuel storage areas, and lantern room are part of the same individual structure. The same plans were used in building both the Smith Point and Wolf Trap Lighthouses. The Wolf Trap Lighthouse lies in about 16 feet of water, on the east end of Wolf Trap Spit, on the west side of the Chesapeake Bay between the York and Rappahannock Rivers, in Mathews County, Virginia. Owned and managed by U.S. Coast Guard District 5, access to the station is via boat.
General Description 2
Foundation
The cast iron cylinder, 30-feet in diameter, 44-feet, 9-inches high, is attached to a 32-foot square wooden caisson sunk 12 feet into the bottom. The plates forming the cylinder are 6 feet, 3 inches tall, and bolted together into seven horizontal bands or courses with the flanges of the plates turned inward to give the exterior a uniform smooth surface. The upper or top band flares outward like a trumpet providing support and additional deck space for the lower gallery deck. The cylinder is filled with concrete except where the cellar is formed. There are four porthole-type openings in the upper plate tier to provide light into the cellar area. The cylinder is painted a dark red/brown.
Cellar
The cellar is located in the upper portion of the foundation cylinder, accessed by a wooden stairwell located off the foyer. Below this level, the cylinder is solid except for a cistern. There are four portholes located in the upper cast-iron-plate course of the foundation cylinder. These provide light into the cellar areas except the oil and coal room. Acrylic sheets with drilled holes for ventilation have been placed over the porthole openings and caulked in place.
Vaulted masonry, which spring from rolled iron beams that span the outer walls, supports the floor of the first level. The cellar has been partitioned with masonry walls. Off the main room, a coal storage room has a wooden door. Next to it is another room with an iron door, which probably served as the oil room. A third smaller room probably served as storage and has a wooden door. All the doors have arched tops to fit the door aperture, and all doors appear to be original. The doorframes for these rooms are made of cast iron. Below the cellar level is at least one water cistern built into the concrete pour. The floor of the cellar is cement. Along one side of the main cellar room is a wooden bench made of 8-inch-square wooden timbers, which, from paint ghosts, appear to have been used to store three 55-gallon-sized oil tanks. On the exterior of the foundation cylinder, is a large funnel-like opening just to the north side of the east ladder, which may have been a coal chute to the coal room.
Dwelling
The two-story brick dwelling is octagonal in shape, 10 feet, 6 inches to 10 feet, 10 inches wide on each exterior side. The brick portion of the structure is painted red, the tower is painted red, and the lantern is painted black. A kitchen, pantry, and sitting room were located on the first level, and two bedrooms are located on the second level.
The gallery deck is brick and overlays the cylinder fill. The gallery balustrade surrounds the perimeter of the slab. It is made of solid curved cast-iron sections, 45 inches long and 232 inches high, which conform to the shape of the diameter of the foundation cylinder parameter. This balustrade wall is surmounted with a 2-inch-diameter pipe rail supported by 2-inch-diameter pipe balusters. The privy, located on the southwest side of the lower gallery deck, overhangs the deck and is supported by cast-iron brackets attached to the foundation cylinder. The privy is iron, semi-octagonal in shape (that is only five of the eight sides make up the structure, the door makes up the sixth truncated side of the structure), with a pyramid roof surmounted by a ventilation spike. A small porthole window is located on each face of the privy to the right and left of the privy door opening; the door is missing. A small metal overhang protects the door entrance. The two pairs of davits and the landing ladder on the west side have been removed; both the davit windlass wheels and the east-landing ladder remain.
The dwelling has a decorative lower single and upper double molded brick masonry belt course between the first and second level. At the top of the second level, there is a decorative molded brick cornice -- on the southwest, southeast, northeast and northwest sides this cornice consists of a lower five course corbelled band and an upper three course corbelled band; and on the south, west, north and east sides, this cornice consists of a lower three course corbelled band and upper three course corbelled band. The roof of the dwelling is a very shallow pyramid standing seam sheet metal roof.
Fenestration on the first level consists of an entrance door on the south side. The southwest, northwest, and northeast faces have no fenestration. The southeast, and east faces have one window, and the west and north face has two windows. On the second level, there is a single window on the north, east, south, and west face. Each window has a stone sill and lintel, and the door also has a stone lintel. All the windows were four-over-four double hung wood sash. Only the upper sash remains on the second level while both upper and lower sashes have been removed from the first level. A four-pane single-sash window at the watch room level has been removed and the opening bricked up. Only the upper two-pane sash of the east window is present.
The original wooden door has been replaced with a non-paneled wood door. All of the window openings are covered with acrylic sheets fitted with white aluminum louvered vents. The stairway and banister is original except for the banister from the second level to the watch room, which has been crudely and inappropriately replaced with treated boards. Some of the original banister balusters are missing. The walls and ceilings are covered with variable width tongue-and-grove vertical wooden paneling. This paneling is original except in the northeast room where the walls and ceilings are covered with plywood and battens. All the molding around the doors and windows appears to be original. The window and door corners are decorated with bull's-eye molding. On the second level just off the stairwell, the two wall corners projecting into the stairwell room are decorated with ornate corner molding. Most of the original doors have been removed though three four-paneled doors on the second level are original; the hardware has been replaced.
Tower
The square tower is one-story tall, the lower two stories are incorporated into the dwelling structure. The tower contains the watch room, which has two windows. The window over the door or south face is a two-over-two double-hung wooden sash vertical in length while the other was a four pane horizontal single sash. These windows have stone sills and lintels. The cornice of the tower watch room is made from a single lower corbelled brick course followed by an upper band of corbelled brick three courses high. A nine-step ladder provides access to the lantern. The tower supports the lantern.
Lantern
The lantern is a hexagonal cast-iron lantern with a pyramidal roof surmounted by a ventilation ball. There are four ventilators located in every other parapet wall. The lantern deck is cast iron. A square deck and a gallery rail surround the lantern. Part of the top rail is missing. Two radio signaling and receiving wires were attached to booms on the lantern gallery deck during the 1960s. The lantern and gallery rail is painted black. Three solar panels are located off the south side of the lantern gallery rail.
Lens
The original lens was an 1897 fourth-order Fresnel lens. A photograph from the Coast Guard Historian's Office, said to be that of Wolf Trap, shows a bull's eye lens, which would produce three flashes with every rotation. This lens was replaced with a 300mm acrylic lens in 1984 and, finally, replaced in June 1996, with a solar-powered Vega Model Marine Rotating Beacon VRB-25. There are seven plywood blinds painted black radiating out from seven of the eight pane astragals to the pedestal. These serve to keep reflection from the storm panes giving false flashes. A cast-iron pedestal, probably the original, is still in use.
Nope, no interest in a light house (sharks, duh), but I really, really, really want an old mill. Like
this,
this or even
this.
Wow. You guys don't mind the older homes do you.
"Don't mind" would be an understatement, for me anyway. I like wood, stone and plaster - wall to wall carpet and central air conditioning give me the creeps.
Oh..oh..the third one Jinx, the one in Oley. Jim could really polish his skills on that baby. :D
A history of the Wolf Trap Light that includes an
account from one of the crew.
Grocery items were purchased locally when our small boat was sent to shore. That was a challenge sometimes during rough seas. Lowering the boat with men in it was a tedious job as the rough seas would try to send it crashing against the structure. Getting the 2 hooks off the lowering pulleys was another challenge as the lea hook had to be released before the windward hook was released to keep the boat from turning around and hitting the structure or having the rough seas wash over the stern. On many occasions, the boat would go ashore for groceries and the weather was too rough for it to return and safely get hooked up/raised. I wonder who usually made the grocery runs and got stuck ashore...??? It wasn't me...!
Thanks Serpent, that was interesting. :biggrin:
Oh..oh..the third one Jinx, the one in Oley. Jim could really polish his skills on that baby. :D
:snicker:
He wouldn't even look at that one because of the 422 commute into the city :rolleyes:, but we were out in that area yesterday kayaking and it's really beautiful.
Off-hours, 422 is no problem. You lose 15 mins if you go inbound from 7:15 am - 9 am. You lose 15 mins if you go outbound from 4 pm - 6 pm.
Of course since there is no passenger rail and they continue to build out this way, those times will expand.
i actually wrote this the other day, thinking about being a lighthouse keeper...how weird is that?
island keeper
black water
crashes
around me
like moses i stand
stone platform
out of the depths
caught between liquid and night
slicker alive in the wind
wet slap
staccato against my legs
for one absurd moment
i imagine myself a god
throwing my arms to the sky
stirring the storm
leaping
in yellow light,
my shadow
thrown onto brutal rock
mocks my power
i turn away sharply
my back to the churning sea
inhale the mist
and the salt
stride through the great wooden doors.
i
hold the ocean.
On second thought, I'd probably be better off in a windmill. Or my original plan of a decommissioned silo.
It was the grocery anecdote that made up my mind.
Every time I open this thread, I start humming that weird old Erika Eigen song, "I Wanna Marry a Lighthouse Keeper"...
But I already live 130 metres above sea level with uninterrupted sea views from west-south-west to south-east ...
With a bottle of W(h)iskey, peat fire and a cute lamb. Sounds like heaven. :blush:
Ewwwwwwe crack me up xoB.
With a bottle of W(h)iskey, peat fire and a cute lamb. Sounds like heaven. :blush:
That's "whisky" where I come from, but I can see where the "whiskey" comes from on a clear day ... :cool:
Oh, ok. I've seen single malts spelled wiskey, also. :smack:
Auction may be ending tomorrow 10/11 @3EST. Current bids are:
Smith Point: 55K
Wolf Trap: 25K
Thimble Shoals: 65K
Middle Ground: 21K
and they've added pix of the interiors to the links contained in the first post.
So get those hands up where I can see 'em! ;)
Don't forget to factor in the cost of a dehumidifier. :biggrin:
Can't you just leave some of those silica gel packets on the stairs?
Wolf Trap - 75,000 sold
Thimble Shoals - 65,000 sold
Middle Ground - 31,000 sold
but wait... Smith Point is still up! Currently at 90,000.
Smith Point has drawn some new blood:
History: Amount
Bidder
Bid Date/Time
$170,000.00
(trimac)
October 21, 2005 19:25:22
$165,000.00
(killer)
October 21, 2005 17:10:29
$155,000.00
(trimac)
October 21, 2005 14:54:42
$150,000.00
(angel )
October 21, 2005 14:37:59
$145,000.00
(trimac)
October 21, 2005 13:51:13
$140,000.00
(killer)
October 21, 2005 12:45:14
$135,000.00
(trimac)
October 20, 2005 16:22:57
$130,000.00
(killer)
October 20, 2005 10:42:23
$125,000.00
(trimac)
October 20, 2005 10:27:44
$120,000.00
(killer)
October 19, 2005 14:56:58
Apparently Smith Point has a 3-mile long extension cord (note the breaker box and outlets on the wall) and so the availablilty of power has drawn in higher bids. But who pays the light bill?
it would be great to experience living there,but I guess after a while it gets kinda inconvenient..
These look cool , but one question , what the hell do you do if there is a huracane ??? or tidal wave ???
Hunker down ???
These look cool , but one question , what the hell do you do if there is a huracane ??? or tidal wave ???
Hunker down ???

I Think i'll pass on that , Thank you Verry Much !!!!
well, they've been there since '94 -- 1894. The worst dangers have been from ice jams and ships gone adrift.
Uh....yeah, but they've been deteriorating since 1894 too. :lol:
"I don't want to alarm anyone that New Orleans is filling up like a bowl. That isn't happening," said Michael Brown, the Federal Emergency Management Agency's director while standing in a doorway.

Believe it or not, when I took a vocational ability test in high school, one of my ideal careers that came up was lighthouse keeper! Not exactly an exploding career field even back then. There are days though when I think I should have listened to that guidance counselor. Yeah, a lighthouse! Nice, scenic ocean views, quiet, no ax murderers - AAAAAAAH! :D
i took one of those test (and i swear i am not making this up, god how i wish i was) and it gave me two careers: coal miner & telephone repair specialist.
so i chose philosphy and pre law...
i saw a thing on tv (yeah, a thing!) about how this guy bought up all of these old military missle silos (sp? shilos? oh well you know what i mean) and renevated them for residential use. personally, i would love to live in one (if anyone ever dumped 4 mil into my checking out). think about it...
***been lurking for a while... my first post!!!***
Would rather live in a missile silo
http://www.silohome.com/
or
http://www.missilebases.com/Well it'd be perfect for Bruce, but I don't think it would work out so well for me. I'd never get rid of anything. I'd just have to go farther and farther to put it down.
WTF, dar512? Are casting aspersions? Impugning my character? How dare you imply I ever throw anything away. I demand satisfaction.
Oh, I forgot.....Mick told me I can't get no....... :headshake
Hey, welcome jstbuch! Thanks for the links.
Definitely not, buddy. It's just that you collect more interesting stuff than I do. You've got dodads. I've got junk. Really.
I demand satisfaction.
Well, I like you, Bruce. But not that way. :lol:
Trust me, you have to climb over the junk to get to the DoDads. :lol:
So, you want to live on a lighthouse, eh? :eyebrow:
Once 45 feet Above The Water -- Bar Point Light D-33 Is Now Missing
Bar Point Light D-33 --struck by tug & barge at 6:15 a.m. Sept. 18 2004. Area residents reported an initial explosive sound followed by what was most likely the shriek of steel as the vessel backed off the light. The structure once rose 45 feet above the water.
Canadian Coast Guard placed a temporary beacon soon after the accident and has been surveying the area for the location of debris.
Although no report has officially been issued, reports indicate the Barge A-397, and her tug M/V Karen Andrie, have been at Toledo Shipyard with barge undergoing repairs to bow damage ever since incdent.
No information has been released to the public at this time & all reports are based on waterfront speculation.
This is why you should
always read the cellar.Oh boy, more
lighthouses, and Middle River Station. :D
http://www.rootsweb.com/~intipton/pages/pics/atlantaschool.html
I always wanted to renovate a little old schoolhouse.
By the way...how do you make a link to a photo say "here" or something?
i want a lighthouse in the middle of Brazil coastline... no friggin hurricanes or monsoons, .... or earthquakes...
Other than that, I want a disgarded missle silo in Kansas, or Bumfuck Iowa.
We just picked up this one. Maintaining lighthouses is one of the more expensive things we do in the Southeast Region. It sure would be nice to have one on the shore; I'd go crazy living out in the ocean itself.:worried:

ick, you couldn't get me to pay anything for any of those. I'll stick with glass, stainless steel, and concrete as building materials for now.
Does that include the house too? It'd have spectacular views. I'd pay that for that one you've posted Jinx. We paid more than that for our house and it doesn't even have ocean views...or a big light.
Yeah but look where it is! The light is the only bit that would be above the snow in winter! :eek:
Nope. Rather live in a treehouse. Or a yurt.
Now there's a hell of a range in accommodations...... from a treehouse to a Yurt. :haha:
Fuck restoration. The lighthouse idea is great because it gives you carte blanche to become a creepy sea person... who lives in a lighthouse. I shouldn't need to mention that becoming a creepy sea person (who lives in a lighthouse) gives you free reign for any abnormal behavior; leering, excessive drunkeness, talking to yourself and constant nudity become suddenly acceptable - nay, expected.
"Constant nudity"? NY lake effect snow belt? Brrrrrrr. :haha:
I want an old firehouse. As an aspiring car collector, life could get no better: as much living space as parking space, and ceilings so high in the garage that you can put lifts in and double stack them.
*sigh* One day...
Agent, the guy I got one of my dogs from built a garage into the side of a hill. It was about 36 by 60 or 70, 11 ft ceiling, an 11 ft and an 8 ft garage doors, a man door and a small door out to the dog run so they could get fresh air and still watch the garage. On top was a rancher with the front door at ground level on the hill top. Oh, and part of the floor was dirt(modified stone) so he could pull his hobby bulldozer in the 11 ft door for service. :D
Fuck restoration. The lighthouse idea is great because it gives you carte blanche to become a creepy sea person... who lives in a lighthouse. I shouldn't need to mention that becoming a creepy sea person (who lives in a lighthouse) gives you free reign for any abnormal behavior; leering, excessive drunkeness, talking to yourself and constant nudity become suddenly acceptable - nay, expected.
So, what you're saying is that I'm "Move-in Ready?"
I wanna' live inna' tree house. Creepy tree house guy.
Fuck restoration. The lighthouse idea is great because it gives you carte blanche to become a creepy sea person... who lives in a lighthouse. I shouldn't need to mention that becoming a creepy sea person (who lives in a lighthouse) gives you free reign for any abnormal behavior; leering, excessive drunkeness, talking to yourself and constant nudity become suddenly acceptable - nay, expected.
If that's true, then theoretically, I should not be able to accomplish all those things without a lighthouse.
Call Mythbusters, I've got,...uh... am, the proof. :blush:
@Cloud. You'd need a cast of thousands to maintain that place.... hundreds just to dust.
dust? whassat?
all I'd need is a pool boy!
Ooh I've stayed here!
(from the unusual hotels site)
I'd recommend it wholeheartedly, if someone else is paying ;)