Spoonerisms are a quaint English delicacy - the one that springs immediately to my mind refers to the all-female acrobatic act referred to as 'a cunning array of stunts'
Any others that you find memorable?
The difference between a womens track team and a team of female midget mensa members: One is an array of cunning runts
Jogged the memory - thanks:
Nuns in the bath - souls full of hope
What's the difference between a peeping tom and a pickpocket?
One of them snatches watches.
my Cellar member name used to be: e unibus plurum
Does Latin count?
tipping thread dangerously onto one rail...
What's the difference between a poor golfer and a poor skydiver?
One of them goes: "tttttThWACK! Shit!"
Don't sweat the petty things
Don't pet the sweaty things either. :lol:
My doctor once called it a "hypodeemic nurdle."
Is that like geting your merds wixed up?
Quite so, and ending up flaying the pool, and reeling a fight filly sucker
or waving your fist at your neighbor and yelling "miss on you pister....get in your own jack yard and back off!
two pickets to titsburgh, please!