Apparently, it was in my bowl of pasta all along.
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I particularily like the thought of us all being touched by His Noodly Appendage.
I didn't know religion was lost!
You obviously haven't been watching the news then... :-)
Just occurred to me: if the FSM is for reals, mrnoodle must be a prophet.
UT, of course the FSM is for real. Consider the options. Either the FSM was a liar, a lunatic, or Lord! A big bowl of tomatoey and garlicy Lord!
I found Jesus...he was under the couch cushions the whole time.
I remember when I first received Jesus. He was in my mailbox, enclosed in a plain brown wrapper.
And yes...I fully realize that my own religious path is pretty damn funny, too.
Just occurred to me: if the FSM is for reals, mrnoodle must be a prophet.
Maybe......does he dress in full pirate regalia? :question: