How many times a week do you do it?

itsjulie • Sep 18, 2005 5:13 pm
:love:
tw • Sep 18, 2005 5:46 pm
I do the Cellar about four days a week. (Do you feel screwed by that answer?)
seakdivers • Sep 18, 2005 5:50 pm
Not enough.

I remind my husband how long it's been every day...... I think that's a bit of a role reversal in most relationships.

Can't help it. He's dead sexy...... I can't get enough.
itsjulie • Sep 18, 2005 5:55 pm
Sorry, but I need a number. :question: :p
Trilby • Sep 18, 2005 5:55 pm
I think itsjulie needs to go back to the Sex Thread and tell us what the hell happened at the Bachelorette Party she went to. THEN I'll tell you how many times a week I don't get enough sex.

PS Is it me, or is TW loosening up? He MUST be gettin' some... *jealous*
itsjulie • Sep 18, 2005 5:56 pm
tw, I made my edit, now you make yours. Brianna - I will say I was with my cousins and they didn't let me get too crazy! You know, they were worried about me bringing this guy back to the beach house, thinking he was this crazy murderer or something! COME ON - I even told them I am going on 6 MONTHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tw • Sep 18, 2005 6:21 pm
itsjulie wrote:
tw, I made my edit, now you make yours.
Irather like my answer. After all, if I edit it, then I might make a mistake and tell you how old I am.
seakdivers • Sep 18, 2005 6:31 pm
Well, ok a number. That depends.... sometimes it's once a week... sometimes it's lots lots more than that.

We will average it out at 4.

Final answer.
itsjulie • Sep 18, 2005 6:33 pm
tw - I just went through the whole age post and you didn't post? Are you really really old? Or a youngin?

Seak - 4 times a week is good! And you said you were complaining!! YIKES!!
Perry Winkle • Sep 18, 2005 7:01 pm
355/113
itsjulie • Sep 18, 2005 7:12 pm
help me grant.
seakdivers • Sep 18, 2005 7:50 pm
I'm trying to figure that one out too... I just know it's got to be something really crafty or brainy-like-ish.
itsjulie • Sep 18, 2005 7:57 pm
3.14 times a week?
capnhowdy • Sep 18, 2005 8:29 pm
you mean before I wake up?
Kagen4o4 • Sep 18, 2005 8:30 pm
grant wrote:
355/113

nice approx to pi there grant. that was what you were aiming for werent you? 1st 10000 digits


as a guy my answer will always be, not enough.
capnhowdy • Sep 18, 2005 9:20 pm
a guess:

335 times a year
113 minutes a year =
2.96 minutes each time

who'da thunk it?
lumberjim • Sep 18, 2005 9:33 pm
julie, tw is 84 years old, and how many times per week he does it depends largely on what's on sale in the produce section of his local Acme.

PS, that is an inside joke that i don't expect you to get, but I expect tw might get a little chuckle out of. ...and beestie if he still reads this.
itsjulie • Sep 18, 2005 10:11 pm
capnhowdy wrote:
you mean before I wake up?


good one capn - Now answer the question - I like to know stuff!
itsjulie • Sep 18, 2005 10:15 pm
ohhh, I love inside jokes, shoot!
plthijinx • Sep 18, 2005 11:09 pm
0.0 :(
Hobbs • Sep 19, 2005 12:51 am
Ummm, Julie, good luck getting a staight answer from this crowd. :lol:
Iggy • Sep 19, 2005 2:37 am
To tell or not to tell....




[SIZE=1]Once a week, but only because that is the only time we see each other. Damnit![/SIZE]

:p
itsjulie • Sep 19, 2005 6:43 am
Hobbs - shoot, spill it out - I just must know!
BigV • Sep 19, 2005 11:18 am
Yaaarrr!!

Only when we're in port, so to speak. I'm a Pirate, not a Sailor, dammit!

Tri-weekly.




[size=2]wait... I think that should be spelled "Try weekly"[/size]




[size=1]...or is that "try weakly"? What am I doing in this thread anyway?[/size]
itsjulie • Sep 19, 2005 7:10 pm
looks like my thread starter post was edited! My very first edit! :love:
capnhowdy • Sep 19, 2005 10:12 pm
wow
chronos • Sep 20, 2005 1:10 am
You want to know number of times we have sex with or WITHOUT a partner?
Perry Winkle • Sep 20, 2005 1:10 am
Kagen4o4 wrote:
nice approx to pi there grant. that was what you were aiming for werent you? 1st 10000 digits


What I meant was, "only with myself".

But yeah, you're correct -- I think I got that off a /. fortune.
itsjulie • Sep 20, 2005 7:00 am
chronos wrote:
You want to know number of times we have sex with or WITHOUT a partner?


I'd love to have both numbers please. :blush:
Hobbs • Sep 20, 2005 10:58 am
Once a week right now (:(). Not by choice, but rather due to kids, fatigue, timming, life. When our lives were cleaner...couple/three times a week.
BigV • Sep 20, 2005 1:12 pm
Hobbs wrote:
--snip--When our lives were cleaner...couple/three times a week.
Y'all swapped three times a week with another couple? That works out to, what, 18 different combinations without duplications? There's got to be a story there itsjulie has to know about. :wink:
plthijinx • Sep 20, 2005 1:51 pm
:lol2:
Kagen4o4 • Sep 20, 2005 8:20 pm
oooooooh without partners?!?!

well thats a whole 'nother story.
similar answer though. none.

but seriously, with my partner, it depends on how well we are getting along
lookout123 • Sep 21, 2005 1:15 am
5-7 times a week. yep. see my previous posts for details.
itsjulie • Sep 21, 2005 7:01 am
lookout, nobody likes a story teller - where is your last post???
lookout123 • Sep 21, 2005 10:15 am
oh. the one i was talking about was the sex thread. my wife has been an absolute hornball for...a couple of months anyway.
Hobbs • Sep 21, 2005 10:26 am
lookout123 wrote:
my wife has been an absolute hornball for...a couple of months anyway.
[shakes fist in air]RIGHT ON BROTHER![/shakes fist in air]
Sun_Sparkz • Oct 7, 2005 3:24 am
0.00009 times per week.

maybe once a month if im lucky.
Clodfobble • Oct 7, 2005 11:03 am
Don't sell yourself short, Sun_Sparkz! That's a whopping .2326 times a week. :) .00009 times a week would only be once every 225 years.
lookout123 • Oct 7, 2005 8:28 pm
i am blinded by the overwhelming awesomeness of the horny-nerd rays emanating from clodfobble right now.

i can't believe you did the math. ;)
yesman065 • Feb 11, 2006 9:51 am
I just found this post to be to good to let die, so lets try again! I was having sex about 4 - 6 times a year while married (not counting susie palm and her four sisters) and now after seperating It's been about 30 - 40 times in the last four months - all with the same woman too! Maybe Clod could help clarify the numbers for us all. I know I'd like a breakdown. :redface:
jaguar • Feb 11, 2006 11:23 am
On days where possible (as in both in the same geographic location) avg 2.5 a day so a week would probably drop a bit so say 12-15. yesman - depends exactly which months but around .3 per day or 109500 per millennia*

*depends on life expectancy.
richlevy • Feb 11, 2006 11:29 am
jaguar wrote:
On days where possible (as in both in the same geographic location) avg 2.5 a day so a week would probably drop a bit so say 12-15.
Yes, but you're in Europe.
jaguar • Feb 11, 2006 12:49 pm
It's not the other hemisphere, we still do it the same way.
lumberjim • Feb 11, 2006 2:19 pm
you're also only what, 20-21? and everyone knows gay people have more sex than straight.
footfootfoot • Feb 12, 2006 12:06 am
how many times does none go into seven?
BigV • Feb 12, 2006 12:21 am
try weakly...

Or is it try weekly?
lumberjim • Feb 12, 2006 1:49 am
footfootfoot wrote:
how many times does none go into seven?
if one were so inclined, one would go into seven as often as possible.
Beestie • Feb 12, 2006 2:05 am
lumberjim wrote:
if one were so inclined, one would go into seven as often as possible.
Nothin' but net. Swwwwish!!
fargon • Feb 12, 2006 9:22 am
I lost count after 69 :doit: :sheep: :3way:
richlevy • Feb 12, 2006 9:33 am
lumberjim wrote:
if one were so inclined, one would go into seven as often as possible.
I think you mean 'seven of nine'.Image
fargon • Feb 20, 2006 11:32 pm
Too SKINNY
Elspode • Feb 21, 2006 1:32 pm
Sun_Sparkz wrote:
0.00009 times per week.

maybe once a month if im lucky.


I've seen your picture and read your posts. If you're only getting it once per month, you simply aren't trying, dear. No excuses, now...get out there a *do* somebody!
capnhowdy • Feb 21, 2006 5:52 pm
:redface: I'm home tonight. :blush:
Sun_Sparkz • Apr 30, 2006 6:13 am
haha thanks El, i only just read your post.

I wasnt counting the all enjoyable "other stuff" - but as for actual intercourse - thats another story.

this year i would have to say maybe twice so far? maybe even three i cant remember. its very sad.... and we both say how strange it is but neither one of us seem to care anymore. maybe next year?......
sharpness • May 17, 2006 5:46 pm
Ok - so what happened to all the straight answers. I don't get it (well I do get it) I mean i dont understand why most of you arnt giving a straight answer. SO..........

On my own - unless I'm really tired which happens a few weeks of the year about 5 to 7 times a week. With my better half - once a week maybe twice but rarely more (ever).

There done - was that so bad.
skysidhe • May 17, 2006 8:33 pm
tw wrote:
I do the Cellar about four days a week. (Do you feel screwed by that answer?)



:lol2:
MaggieL • May 17, 2006 8:42 pm
sharpness wrote:
Ok - so what happened to all the straight answers. I don't get it (well I do get it) I mean i dont understand why most of you arnt giving a straight answer.
That's because many of us aren't straight. :-)
Ibby • May 18, 2006 10:46 am
Sun_Sparkz wrote:
0.00009 times per week.


Still more than some, bucko...

0.00000000000000repeating.