Do you pee in the shower?

I do not, but my ex used to and said that a lot of guys do it.

#1 It is GROSS

#2 How did he know a lot of guys piss in the shower? :worried:

don't you hate it when you have a good idea for a thread, and some yutz points out that it has been done already? that used to get me kind of sore.

Are you kidding me? This has already been discussed? :smack:

Humor me...do you pee in the shower?

80.7% of the men who voted do. i don't take showers, but if i did, i wouldn't. it would seem as though your ex was right. is that why he's the ex?

julie, you should read the thread. It's a Cellar classic.

I think that, by initiating this thread, Julie has demonstrated without a doubt that she has come to the right place, even though we've already been through it in the past.

Her mind is in the right place to be a Cellarite.

Oh god - I just got done reading the prior discussion on this topic... I was laughing out loud the whole time!!

My husband asked me what was so funny - I managed to stutter out "piss vapor..... poop molecules...... 12 year old swordfighting with his dad in the shower.." before erupting into laughter again.

On that note, I typically refer to the "poop molecules" as Anal Bacteria.

Oh - and sometimes I pee in the shower, but not very often.

I will have to check out that thread. No, my ex is my ex because he is an asshole, duh? :eyebrow:

I have so many more questions to ask - glad I am in the right spot and I am going to also bet my next question was already posted as well, but here goes!

Oh, and I bet probably 95% of women clean that pissy shower!! :eek:

Ok, I missed something. Lumberjim takes baths??? And, more importantly, do you pee in them? Wait, I am not sure if that is more important than a guy taking a bath or not! :blush:

this is great, I am having a conversation with MYSELF!! :rasta:

Don't worry Julie - I'm here watching you talk to yourself, so you're not really alone.

Thank You seak, you are truly a friend! :blush: :blush:

...no

I like to **tell** people that would be very botherd with me peeing in their shower that I did.....but I dont. :)

itsjulie wrote:

Ok, I missed something. Lumberjim takes baths??? And, more importantly, do you pee in them? Wait, I am not sure if that is more important than a guy taking a bath or not! :blush:

are you inferring that it is unmanly to take a bath instead of a shower?

it's not like i take bubble baths with salts and incense or something. I live in a house that doesn't have a functional shower. I have a big jacuzzi tub

(yes, that's track lighting...but it was there when we moved in:blush: )
and a clawfoot tub

(that i very macho-ley installed a goose neck brass shower in,

but our water pressure sucks so bad that you can't use it)

I only piss in other peoples showers. But I always hold it down so it hits the bottom. Then flush. Repeat as needed.

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Lumberjim, oh la la!!!!!!!!!!! Nice set up there, but where are the candles next to the bath? I do think it is unmanly for a guy to take a bath in a REGULAR tub, I should of clarified...bet the mrs enjoys that too, hint hint. ;)

I pee in the shower any time I get the urge. Why not?

True dat, Slang does not piss in the shower. Slang pisses OUT of the shower in the general direction of the toilet bowl.

An ex from a previous lifetimes assured me that "all" men pee in the shower. Of course, this guy used to also brush his teeth in the shower. Hopefully not at the same time :eek3:

Piss in the shower, crap in the sink. It's all the same.....

Of course it's done. Even my wife has done it. I've seen her...while I'm in the shower with her. Cripes!

please do not tell me you have a reason to shit yourself silly in the sink? I have puked in the sink, I am sure we all have, but shit?

Naw. I was really referring to one of my daughters when she was a baby. Changing a diper in the bathroom when she starts cranking out a yam sans diper. The only thing I could think to do was rush her over to the sink. Even though it was a "cute littl' baby poopie," it took me months before I could brush my teeth using that sink.

zippyt wrote:

LJ look here for a booster pump http://www.northerntool.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/NTESearch?storeId=6970&N=0&Ntk=All&Ntt=booster%20pump&Nty=1&D=booster%20pump&Ntx=mode+matchallpartial&Dx=mode+matchallpartial

Thanks zip, but the solution we're looking at involves public water. We're waiting on a bobcat to dig a trench and a plumber (LJ's brother) to replace all the pipes that will break when exposed to increased water pressure.

julie wrote:

bet the mrs enjoys that too

Naw, I can't be bothered with all that fancy tub-bathin'... I usually just hose myself off in the back yard. I don't pee while 'showering' because it leaves dead spots in the grass.

Nope. I pee in the toilet. :)

jinx wrote:

Naw, I can't be bothered with all that fancy tub-bathin'... I usually just hose myself off in the back yard. I don't pee while 'showering' because it leaves dead spots in the grass.

...yet LJ posts no pictures of *that*. Slacker.

Pee on your feet if you have athlete's foot...it makes it go away!

eiffelenator wrote:

Pee on your feet if you have athlete's foot...it makes it go away!

Really didn't want to know that.... :headshake

I thought that was for warts?

Anything caused by a fungus.

Clodfobble wrote:

Anything caused by a fungus.

Warts are virii, not fungii.

Well then you'll just have piss-covered warts. :)