Paparazzi shot with BB gun

richlevy • Aug 8, 2005 11:27 pm
The photographer, Brad Diaz, was shot in the leg while standing in the street 150 feet to 200 feet from a home where Spears was believed to be attending a baby shower in her honor, authorities said.

The original article stated that he was 200 yards from the house. I figured her husband couldn't have done it because if he could have hit someone in the leg with a BB gun at 200 yards, nothing in the world would stop him from bragging about it.
mrnoodle • Aug 9, 2005 10:05 am
I think the Federline guy is getting a bum rap. You gotta respect a redneck who stays redneck no matter how much money he marries.

The guy is shtumping Britney Spears, spending her money, living in her houses, riding her jets. And she lets him carry around a BB gun. As long as his shots are current, I can't imagine a finer existence. Unfortunately, his white trash gene will prevent him from putting a little money in the bank for the inevitable day when she trades him in on a new model.
lookout123 • Aug 9, 2005 11:32 am
inevitable day when she trades him in on a new model.
you're assuming that Britney is going to bounce back into something desireable after this pregnancy. britney ain't no madonna - this child wonder is done for. until her home sex video hits the market.
Trilby • Aug 9, 2005 12:08 pm
There is an entire cache of Britven (or Kevney, whichever you prefer) bashing that is totally delicious at WWW.gofugyourself.com. Hilarious! They critique the "fashion" of the stars every day, but look at the lefthand column. They've bunched Brit into her own category. Some great pics of her with what looks like Crisco on her chin and more!
Urbane Guerrilla • Aug 9, 2005 1:33 pm
A 200-yd hit on a standing paparazzo sounds more to me like a Diana pellet rifle than a Red Ryder Daisy BB gun, too.

An earwitness could hear the difference between a pellet rifle's explosive paf! and the Daisy's spring-driven pfnng!
Elspode • Aug 10, 2005 12:39 am
I can't help but think how bad it would be to be a paparazzi who'd had their eye shot out with a Red Ryder...
Urbane Guerrilla • Aug 10, 2005 2:35 am
... or who'd suffered a nasty infection from a presumably grubby pellet lodged under the skin. ;)