SPECULATIONS

1) is wolf really going camping in this heat/humidity voluntarily? Or is Sycamore, who holds arcane knowledge of wolf, forcing her to go as some sort of punishment or threat?

2) is Catwoman a carnie in the summer? We never hear from her in the summer. Perhaps it's job-related.

3) isn't it strange that right after the London bombings Jaguar had to suddenly and mysteriously leave? I've long wondered whether he is a spy...

4) What University did UT go to? He says it was in the Northeast and was Liberal and prestigious...there are quite a few institutions that fit that bill. Why doesn't he name it? Was it some sort of agreement between UT and the university, made upon his graduation?

5) why does xoxoxobruce lie about his typing ability? He says he's "not very good" at typing but I've seen his posts--they are usually typo-free! Is it because he doesn't want us to get to know the "real" him?

Why am I the only person thinking these things?

*chirp* *chirp* *chirp*

Brianna wrote:

is Sycamore, who holds arcane knowledge of wolf, forcing her to go as some sort of punishment or threat?

I doubt it.

If that were the case, I think something more dire than "camping" would be in progress. (I can't imagine what, but camping sounds to innocuous for that scenario.)

Yeah, but it's REALLY REALLY HOT OUT. At least here in Ohio.

6) did Garnet ever marry that cop she was dating? Is he now a vegetarian?

7) Where the hell is DanaC? *smiles* I remember her fondly...

garnet...married...pig...bacon... :lol2: yes, i'm aware that is juvenile. so?

danac is most likely very busy trying to keep her asylum seekers out of the public eye after the bombings.

catwoman disappears when she can't think of any more condescending answers to her own pompous questions.

UT went to Whatsamatta U. everybody knows that.

Bruce doesn't actually type. he is the incarnation of James Doohan and he merely speaks and his computer obeys.

Wolf is really on an international mission with Slang. no further details are available.

Jaguar is, in fact, a spy. a corporate spy. for Kmart. he is travelling trying to find the secret to Walmart's success.

lookout123 wrote:

catwoman disappears when she can't think of any more condescending answers to her own pompous questions.

They were all brilliant, lookout, but the above is probably actually true! ;)

I'm in a very snarky mood. I can't seem to help myself. :blush:

Not prestigious and liberal. "Competitive", i.e. they accepted about half of applicants or something; and "liberal arts", i.e., broad curriculum requiring one to conjugate difficult French verbs and read existentialist novels as well as to write good C code.

wait? UT seriously won't disclose where he went to school? UT - are you one of those guys that has spent years putting impressive degrees on your resume... but you never actually went? that would be cool.

No I want to drag it out because I enjoy talking about myself. It's my favorite topic.

Albright College 1981-85 BS Computer Science
St. Joseph's University 1989-90 coursework leading to an MBA, quit a third into it

I want to throw a party and only invite really deep people like Mystic R and Velvet Fish and Urbane G and watch them all carry on lengthy self involved conversations about nothing. It would be just like being back in college again.
Either that or go camping with Wolf and watch her implode.

ooh ooh i want to go to that party. about halfway through we can introduce TW and Radar into the mix just to see what happens.

nice schools UT. i was half expecting you to disclose that you were a closet Yaley or something.

leading to an MBA, quit a third into it

is that when you met TW?

My Grandfather went to Yale. Skull & Bones, too.

But me, I was a terrible student, never really got the hang of it until probably... now. Now I think I would take classes entirely differently than I did when I was a kid. Now I'd read more than the prof and try to beat them to their own lectures.

Which brings me to the next thread idea...

skull & bones, huh? so is that how you get to hang out at the Crawford ranch so often?

Speculation #8 - UT through his Skull & Bones connection has old family ties to the Bush dynasty. While he has publicly shown distaste for W - UT is really the mastermind behind the entire Bush operation. Rove is just the bullet catcher.

I also wrote the Beastie Boys' early material, ensuring a fresh youthful white edge to hip-hop and thus reducing racial tension. (That Vanilla Ice project? It was out of Harvard! And Cypress Hill, of course, was out of Brown... stupid hippies.)

lookout123 wrote:

--znip-- mastermind behind the entire Bush operation. Rove is just the bullet catcher.

Thread title is "Speculations", not "Wild Fantasies" or "Wishful Thinking". Get on track, l123.

Lookout123 is actually a reclusive mercenary with an ad in Soldier of Fortune Magazine. Brianna is a 19 year old Hollywood starlet who once starred in a three hour long info-mercial for an electric potato peeler. Big V is really Elvis. Slang is married to Mystic R and they have a house and 4 children in a small logging community in northwest Oregon.

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Brianna wrote:

5) why does xoxoxobruce lie about his typing ability? He says he's "not very good" at typing but I've seen his posts--they are usually typo-free! Is it because he doesn't want us to get to know the "real" him?

When you type a post one letter at a time it's easier to spot mistakes.
When you have to check the spelling of every 5th word you spot mistakes.
When you keep a Franklin Wordmaster to the left of the keyboard and frequently set it down on the escape key....AArrrrrrgh.
If after you post, you actually read it, you can find and fix mistakes.(if you care...I do)
If I make a long post, you can be sure I've spent an hour on it.
I do it all for you. :joylove: Besides....the real me would scare the pants off of you. Hmmmmm....

UT didnt mention which college he attended. i know cuz i went to the same one......though at a different campus.

Brianna wrote:

1) is wolf really going camping in this heat/humidity voluntarily? Or is Sycamore, who holds arcane knowledge of wolf, forcing her to go as some sort of punishment or threat?

It's amazing how much sway I have from 900 miles away. :)

lookout123 wrote:

ooh ooh i want to go to that party. about halfway through we can introduce TW and Radar into the mix just to see what happens.

that's a recipe for disaster!