The Cellar on Google...
Well, it does refer to a post of YOURS. How much more subjective can you get than that? That's if you are YOU, anyhow. By the way, won't posting about it change the hits on Google? The Heisenberg uncertainty principle and all that? :mg:
Don't get cocky, you're already down to #8. :lol:
Here's a game out of it then: find any two-word search on Google where the Cellar is the first link, or optionally, the first ten links.
First such google: "Coulter rant", at #1 it's my Ann Coulter porn fantasy bit.
I am shocked that "mental midget" isn't a page one for Cellar.
"showers infrequently" is number one, although that is cheating.
So's "should of been a cowgirl." ;)
"coyote canyon conshohocken" is #1. There's a very simple reason: When I posted about it, I got the name of the restaurant wrong. (It's really Coyote Crossing. I discovered this when I wanted to go back earlier this summer and was looking for the web site.)
EDIT: Dammit, I confused the two AGAIN when I was writing this post. Well, one of them is a #1 google hit for The Cellar and one is the real name of the restaurant.
"Naked NBN" comes in at #3. Just before Christina Aguilera!
I'm so proud.
"That's it! Ball gags for everyone!" #1
"Holding Hopkin Hostage" #1 as well............
"I'm so in touch, women slap me as I walk by"
#1 for Pagan Extremist ... user titles are fairly easy picks, though.
#1 for mrnoodle gashead
not particularly impressive, since those aren't really words, and they're not found anywhere else but here.
jaguar pinko is #1, too :hafucking too bad he's not here to goad into a rage.
Sadly, Cellar is no longer in the top 10 for "whale penis."
We've got bigger fish to fry.
I know whales aren't technically fish, but still, maybe it's talk like that that's scaring away all the whale penises!
Fry indeed.
Sorry, we've got bigger dolphin to fry.
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cough*
From Griff's link;
fry1 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (fr)
v. fried, (frd) fry·ing, fries (frz)
v. tr.
To cook over direct heat in hot oil or fat.
[COLOR=DarkRed]Slang. To destroy (electronic circuitry) with excessive heat or current[/COLOR]: “a power surge to the computer that fried a number of sensitive electronic components” (Erik Sandberg-Diment).
v. intr.
To be cooked in a pan over direct heat in hot oil or fat.
[COLOR=DarkRed]Slang. To undergo execution in an electric chair. [/COLOR]
:lol:
Slang frequently destroys electronic circuitry with excessive heat or current.
Slang frequently destroys electronic circuitry with excessive heat or current.
I seem to recall a threat of excessive firepower against a particularly unruly piece of electronic equipment.
That has happened more than once, although sometimes it's more satisfying just to kick the shit out of it.
hmmm, if i google "anti-american" and mba... the cellar comes up twice in the top ten at #5 and #6.
weird.
"mental midget" and junior gives us #7. i honestly thought that would be higher, but some sexual disfunction forum seems to have beaten us.
So's "should of been a cowgirl." ;)
Oh yeah? Where's "should HAVE been a cowgirl" or "should've been a cowgirl"?
Thank you UT. I HAVE been biting my tongue on that one for a while. (Trying to control my snarkiness.)
But "should of been a cowgirl" is number one.
Mari, I want you to promise me that you're not gonna disappear or storm off this time around, okay? Because I get a real kick out of watching Tony get all annoyed with you. :)
But don't get so annoying that you get banned. Just annoying enough to annoy me, and give Syc masturbation fodder.
Oh yeah baby! Oh! I'm so turned on! Oh! Oh! Oh!
And really dumb.
What? You don't like Toby Keith? I just paraphrased his song "Should OF been a cowboy" slightly:
Should of been a cowboy!
Should of learned to rope and ride,
wearing my six shooter,
taking my pony on a cattle drive...
Should of had a side kick with a funny name
riding wild through the hills
chasing Jessie James,
ending up on the brink of danger
riding shot gun for the Texas Rangers
Oh, I should of been a cowboy!Mari, I want you to promise me that you're not gonna disappear or storm off this time around, okay? Because I get a real kick out of watching Tony get all annoyed with you. :)
He DOES get annoyed with me, doesn't he? I don't think he likes to be sassed back at. :p
You mean Toby Keith's "Should've Been a Cowboy".
Call me crazy, but I could have sworn that she said she paraphrased it...
And that was noble of you to remove the sentence where you called her a moron, Tony. It's a baby step, but I'm real proud of ya, man!
Yes, she paraphrased the "cowboy" into a "cowgirl", but insisted in her post that the title included "OF".
I removed the "moron" because it was redundant.
You apparently need to smoke more weed...or maybe you just need a big hug. Can't help you with either, but I wish you well. And when you're ready to repent, the COTWP is here for you.
Directly from Toby's own website:
"Should've Been A Cowboy
Toby Keith
Live Recording
The fans love these songs. They're standard party songs I've played for a decade or so, and the fans sing along every night. So as a bonus for them we rolled tape for a few nights and put these on the album so they could hear themselves sing....."
Note: SHOULD'VE = contraction of SHOULD HAVE. Case closed. Next?
You mean Toby Keith's "Should've Been a Cowboy".
Gosh, this has got to be the most trivial cellar argument, yet! Yeah, the official title is "Shoud've been a cowboy," but if you listen to Toby sing the lyrics he ennunciates quite clearly "Oh, I should OF been a cowboy." The way the music is written, you can't slur "should've" and make it come out right. You have to sing "should OF." I've only listened to the damn song about 14 million times. The song starts out:
I'll bet you've never heard ole Marshall Dillon say
Miss Kitty have you ever thought of running away
Settling down, would you marry me
If I asked you twice and begged you pretty please
She'd have said "yes" in a New York minute
They never tied the knot
His heart wasn't in it
He just stole a kiss as he rode away
He never hung his hat up at Kitty's place
Then Toby really belts out the line for emphasis:
SHOULD OF BEEN A COWBOY!
You don't
listen to much country-western, do you, UT? :D
Should of is improper grammar. Should have is not. That's all.
Yeah, and we're big sticklers on that and spelling here. You see that Zip is still here, right? :)
You don't listen to much country-western, do you, UT?
it still causes brain damage and inspires inbreeding, right? i'll continue to pass.
You're not gonna get laid this way, Syc, she's too far away.
It's no worse than growing up in Northern Illinois, lookout. :)
You're not gonna get laid this way, Syc, she's too far away.
I love Mari to death, but she's not my type. Besides, I have a gf, and she lives 5 minutes from me.
yep. i grew up in illinois. i've got some serious rednecks and hillbillies as cousins and they all love country music. nothing good like Johnny Cash or old Willie Nelson, just the trite shite put out by Garth Brooks, Toby Keith, Brooks & Dunn, Kenny CHesney, and every other effing musical halfwit. so yep, i know what i'm talking about. country music goes hand in hand with pigf*cking inbreeders.
and they usually like NASCAR too.
it still causes brain damage and inspires inbreeding, right? i'll continue to pass.
Hey! Don't talk that way about my Daddy - I mean the father of my child - no, wait! My third cousin twice removed! We do have our standards both in Goldbug, Kentucky and in Colorado unlike you punk/rap devients in Phoenix! :lol:
Oooh, I love NASCAR! And 4wd! Jumps like a Willy's in 4wd!
As a NASCAR vehicle runs over you at 200 mph...;)
i would rather be run over by a NASCAR car than watch NASCAR or listen to country music. it would be less painful.
yep. i grew up in illinois. i've got some serious rednecks and hillbillies as cousins and they all love country music. nothing good like Johnny Cash or old Willie Nelson, just the trite shite put out by Garth Brooks, Toby Keith, Brooks & Dunn, Kenny CHesney, and every other effing musical halfwit. so yep, i know what i'm talking about. country music goes hand in hand with pigf*cking inbreeders.
and they usually like NASCAR too.
Smile when you say that, partner! :p
i'd smile if i was kidding.
i'd smile if i was kidding.
eh, Lookout, I can't be mad at you - Libertarian Fascist that you are. You are someone I call a "worthy opponent." You can hate country-western if you like, but I STILL should OF been a cowgirl! ;)
That Toby Keith song gets stuck in my head every time I see your title.
Speaking of, how does a godless heathen lesbian hippy communist um... socialist.... um...
Anyway, how can you like country music and be a pinko lefty? Are you a Dixie Chick? :lol:
That Toby Keith song gets stuck in my head every time I see your title.
Speaking of, how does a godless heathen lesbian hippy communist um... socialist.... um...
Anyway, how can you like country music and be a pinko lefty? Are you a Dixie Chick? :lol:
Yeah, its rough. All the other communist lesbians I run around with are horrified. I AM a Dixie Chick - born in the proud commonwealth of Kentucky! ;)
Where 'bouts in KY? Some of Kentucky is all fancy-fied, ya know. Mebbe yur one a them thar fancy-fied Kentuckan's? Mmmmmmmmmmm? One a them all citi-fied, college-ederkated gals?
I wuz born in Goldbug, Kentucky. Ma grandpappy and grandmammy bougt theyselves a farm down in the bluegrass country. Hit wuz a tabaccy farm and they done real good for theyselves. Put everyone of their 6 chillen of which my daddy wuz one thru the universitee of Kentucky up thar in Lexington. Got me a scholarship to the place ma'self. ;)
yep. i grew up in illinois. i've got some serious rednecks and hillbillies as cousins and they all love country music. nothing good like Johnny Cash or old Willie Nelson, just the trite shite put out by Garth Brooks, Toby Keith, Brooks & Dunn, Kenny CHesney, and every other effing musical halfwit. so yep, i know what i'm talking about. country music goes hand in hand with pigf*cking inbreeders.
and they usually like NASCAR too.
See I always thought those awful singers were for folks pretending to be rural while living in suburbia. Frightening note, my 7 y.o. niece went to a Toby Keith concert this summer. :eek: Seriously, he is the all-time absolute worst. Get yourself a couple nice Earl Monroe or Hank senior discs if you must listen to country music, otherwise, move on.
You can't leave out The Man in Black, bro.
I should have thrown an inclusive "like" in there somewhere since there is a ton of good country music. The good stuff like Johnny just gets no air time.
At least Rick Rubin helped him create his last four albums, which lots of folks young and old totally dug.
Since we have digressed into a discussion of country-western music... ;)
I like Toby Keith's earlier stuff. His more recent hits tend to leave me cold, although I did get a smile out of "Whiskey for my men, beer for our horses." C/W has its moments. At its best, it has very clever lyrics which are plays on words and a great rock beat. At its worst it, can be some horribly twangy rendition of a variant on that infamous song, "My Coonhound done left me."
A lot of female C/W singers are doing some cool stuff - Allison Krauss, Shania Twain, and The Dixie Chicks come to mind. I adore "Goodbye Earl" by the Chicks and "That don't impress me much" by Shania. Great sassy songs by uppity southern belles!
Lyle Lovett is a riot! Somehow he's gotten labeled as C/W - mostly I think because he is so eclectic that they don't know what else to do with him. "I like penguins," "If I had a pony," and "She'll be happy when I'm gone" are great songs by Lyle.
Mary Chapin Carpenter and Nancy Griffith also are often relegated to the Country bin, and they are both singer/songwriters of great talent. Wonderful lyrics and wonderful voices to back the lyrics up.
I listen to all sorts of music, INCLUDING C/W. To dismiss an entire genre of music like Country out of hand is a mistake. There's some treasures back there in those lost bins at the back of the record store!
While we're talking about Lyle Lovett, I want you all to make sure you listen to Here I Am, and Church, among others. His album, "Lyle Lovett and His Large Band" is like two EPs in one disc, half jazz/pop, half country/western. Quite intriguing. Also excellent is "Joshua Judges Ruth".
Allison Krauss and Union Station may be the best, tightest band ever. They're the only group that actually make me want to cry when they play some of those slow, sad bluegrass songs. Perfectly complementary vocals, superb musicianship, and a firm grasp on traditional roots music without going for top 40 glory. Yay AKUS.
Diamond Rio has it down too. A little poppier, but they are all classically trained musicians, and sing dern good together. Their guitarist has a really unique style, as does their mandolin guy.
Sam Bush, Nickel Creek, Hal Ketchum are all great too. The latter for his songwriting more than his delivery.
I'm really coming off as some kind of elitist cock, but I don't mean to. I just really like those bands.
Allison Krauss and Union Station may be the best, tightest band ever. They're the only group that actually make me want to cry when they play some of those slow, sad bluegrass songs. Perfectly complementary vocals, superb musicianship, and a firm grasp on traditional roots music without going for top 40 glory. Yay AKUS.
Diamond Rio has it down too. A little poppier, but they are all classically trained musicians, and sing dern good together. Their guitarist has a really unique style, as does their mandolin guy.
Sam Bush, Nickel Creek, Hal Ketchum are all great too. The latter for his songwriting more than his delivery.
I'm really coming off as some kind of elitist cock, but I don't mean to. I just really like those bands.
Love Allison Kraus! She has turned bluegrass into an art form! "forget about it" always brings a tear to my eye and her renditions of traditional southern mountain music are right on. She sings some of the songs my grandma who grew up near the Cumberland Gap used to sing.
Nickle Creek - terrific, and yeah, Diamond Rio's not a band group either. If liking these folks makes one elitiest, then I guess I'm one of the more elite NASCAR attendees around! ;)
YAY!
Ok, I've got two words for you: Paul Burch and the WBA Ballclub!
I'm huge on Nickel Creek, Sam Bush, and Allison Krause/Union Station. Mandolin = good country