7/18/2005: Cow stuck in a tree

Undertoad • Jul 18, 2005 1:05 pm
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It's not a Friday image if you laugh at the dumb thing and not with it. This cow explored a hole in a nearby tree and wound up stuck there for hours.

Imagine driving down a relaxing country road, only to see a 700-pound heifer's backside sticking out of a oak tree with its head stuck inside a narrow, hollow opening.

For Milton resident and cow owner Jerry Hughes that's exactly what his neighbor Shane Davenport saw three weeks ago while driving down Milton Road.


Local veterinarian John Brunner used a complicated procedure to remove the cow -- reminds me of the James Herriot stories that facinated me as a kid:

"What I did was put a tie on her, which paralyzes the cow," he said. "I was able to push her head down a little bit. They don't move a whole lot when the hitch is around them."

He used a burley-half hitch, which has one loop of rope around the neck, another loop just behind the front legs and one more loop in front of the rear legs. Moreover, mineral oil was applied to the tree and to the cow's head to lessen the tension it would feel when a tractor pulled it out.

"Even pulling with the tractor, it wasn't going to come without toggling," Brunner said.

Finally at 10:30 p.m. — after 20 minutes of pulling — the cow's three-hour ordeal was over with only a scrape on the back of its ear and no other apparent injuries.
glatt • Jul 18, 2005 1:16 pm
A tractor?! And all it got was a scraped ear? I figured for sure it would be decapitated by a tractor pulling on it.
lookout123 • Jul 18, 2005 1:18 pm
now that is just sad. an animal that sad and pathetic is just begging to be eaten. now pass the A1.
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 18, 2005 4:00 pm
When I first saw this on the net I thought it was a bad photoshop job.
Thought I could see the ghost image of 1- the ear, and 2- the eye.
So then this bull comes along, listens to her story, pats her on the rump and says "Baby, this just ain't your day". :sheep:
plthijinx • Jul 18, 2005 4:53 pm
lookout123 wrote:
now that is just sad. an animal that sad and pathetic is just begging to be eaten. now pass the A1.


I'll get the grill ready for the steaks and the smoker smokin' for the brisket!
capnhowdy • Jul 18, 2005 5:09 pm
Even more evidence that cows really are as stupid as they look.
I knew some farmboys when I was a kid that would have definately taken advantage of this heifer's ignorance. Forgive me, but it's true.
BigV • Jul 18, 2005 5:13 pm
That is a LOT of beef jerky.


The joke is better with "pulled pork" but whoever heard of pulled beef? :huh?:
chrisinhouston • Jul 18, 2005 6:45 pm
Could soumething as unusual as this be a product of Mad Cow Disease? :lol:
Happy Monkey • Jul 18, 2005 6:49 pm
Is there a bashful cow disease?
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 18, 2005 7:26 pm
capnhowdy wrote:
Even more evidence that cows really are as stupid as they look.
You never saw a person with their head stuck somewhere like a stair railing?
No head up your ass jokes please. :p
Trilby • Jul 18, 2005 7:39 pm
I'll bet the cow was really, really embarrassed.
capnhowdy • Jul 18, 2005 9:33 pm
:cool:
xoxoxoBruce wrote:
You never saw a person with their head stuck somewhere like a stair railing?
No head up your ass jokes please. :p

or someone with their toungue frozen to a flagpole........ :bawling:
Elspode • Jul 18, 2005 10:08 pm
The reason the cow was so worried, though, is because it was certain that no one could see it...
lookout123 • Jul 18, 2005 10:35 pm
:lol2: elspode - once again you have made me coat the monitor with a fine malt beverage.
Hobbs • Jul 19, 2005 12:18 pm
And this is why we have hamburgers.
wolf • Jul 19, 2005 12:21 pm
So, what do you think's in a bovine peep show?
Elspode • Jul 20, 2005 12:23 am
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Atch • Jul 20, 2005 1:28 pm
Mr. Brunner sure seems to know a lot about pulling cows out tight situations.

How do you "toggle" a cow's head?
wolf • Jul 20, 2005 2:16 pm
You switch it from 1 to 0.
Queen of the Ryche • Jul 20, 2005 3:12 pm
only if ot's a binary cow. digital ones are much trickier.

"maybe if I stand real still no one will notice.........OW! that was my EAR!!!"
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 20, 2005 8:44 pm
Atch wrote:
Mr. Brunner sure seems to know a lot about pulling cows out tight situations.

How do you "toggle" a cow's head?
If it would come straight out the cow would have not needed help. The guy had to toggle the head to one side to get one horn out first before the rest would come out. :)
capnhowdy • Jul 21, 2005 6:56 am
IoTD next week: Cow wearing neck brace, Files suit for malpractice........ :lol2:
dar512 • Jul 21, 2005 9:57 am
And worse... wins.
Queen of the Ryche • Jul 21, 2005 10:34 am
Because her lawyer is a real bullsh*t artist.
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 21, 2005 7:56 pm
And they celebrate the victory with Chicken. ;)
BrianR • Jul 22, 2005 10:36 am
Why am I suddenly thinking of the Tom Lehrer classic "Cows With Guns"?
wolf • Jul 22, 2005 11:09 am
Dana Lyons
capnhowdy • Jul 22, 2005 4:43 pm
BrianR wrote:
Why am I suddenly thinking of the Tom Lehrer classic "Cows With Guns"?



Probably because someone mentioned an attorney..... :evil3: