this mad lib uses an actual post from the cellar.
gimme a:
1 animal:
2 baby animal:
3 animal:
4 body part:
5 noun:
6 verb:
7 number:
8 adjective:
9 verb{past tense}:
10 number:
11 noun:
12 animal:
13 verb{past tense}:
14 noun:
15: adjective
16:verb past tense
17 noun:
18 verb:
19 number:
20 proper noun:
21 adjective
22 body part:
23: number
12. Umbrella Mouth Gulper Eel
g*ddammitt! I'm trying to delete my post-it was out of order-and it won't let me!!!!!!! :mad2:
19. 69 (what? you thought I was going to be at all mature about this?)
I'll go out on a limb here.... not much really. LJ, you are very creative and very funny. (I don't care much about your cock fixation, but, to each his own). I find these word games are extremely enjoyable. Thank you for sharing them!
So, if you already had the thread/post picked out to solicit the words for, why do we have to wait until tonight? Can't you just plug them in? *Sheesh*
Mad libs was a favorite when I was a tad. For a moment I thought we had to come up with all 23 words ourselves and my brain started to sneeze. It's easier when other people help
Can we do another one?
Mad libs was a favorite when I was a tad. For a moment I thought we had to come up with all 23 words ourselves and my brain started to sneeze. It's easier when other people help
Can we do another one?
that was actually what i was thinking. Happy monkey got it off on a better foot, i think. he's smarter than i am.
bigV, i'm at work, and the file is saved at home. it might be pretty late by the time i get home tonight. you'll have to check it in the morning. until then, i suggest you do one of your own.
Looking at the list and trying to guess which thread it way have come from I suspect an Australian goat is involved. Which reminds me of a story that belongs on a different thread, but it could be like a warm up act for your later night mad libs.
Are you all sitting comfortably?
There was a conference of researchers of the paranormal at a large hotel. One of the lectures was by a man who was studying human interactions with ghosts. The audience was packed for this most interesting of topics.
"First off," he addressed the crowd "how many of you believe in ghosts?"
A huge showing of hands.
"Next, how many of you have actually seen a ghost?"
A smaller group of hands
"Has any one here spoken, or had physical contact with a ghost"
Perhaps a dozen hands are raised.
"This last question may seem odd, but it is an important part of my research, has anyone here ever had sexual relations with a ghost?"
The whole hall is silent. After a long pause a small swami sitting it the back row meekly raises his hand.
The lecturer is amazed. "you mean to tell me you've actually had sex witha SPIRIT?"
Confused the swami answers, "Spirit? OH so sorry, I thought you said goats."
have fun at work LJ
HELP!! I have been invaded by a Devil Goat!
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Ok so for a while i have wanted a pet [color=red]echinda[/color]. i thought i would always end up with a [color=red]baby hippo[/color], to start of with but it turned out that a sale i went to on Sunday were selling this [color=red]coelocanth[/color]. She is a bit old but she was rubbing on my [color=red]earlobe[/color] and being so damn cute! I was told by the vendor that she was his pet and very tame. So i saved her from going to the [color=red]cigarillo[/color] market and brought her home.
She was such fun! i put her in the goat pen (as i said i wanted a goat previously and has a stable and yard ready) she followed me like a little puppy just [color=red]praying[/color] and looking up at me.
Darkness fell and i locked the pen and went inside my home. Not [color=red]8000[/color] mins later and there was this bleeting and bucking at my [color=red]bloody[/color] door. She had [color=red]bleated[/color]! So i put her back into the pen and she once again escaped (climbing over a [color=red]8[/color] foot chicken mesh fence mind you).
So i tied her up to an [color=red]accordian[/color] in my backyard. 3 mins later she has snapped the leather collar and "buck, buck, bleet bleet" at the back door. this time putting a massive [color=red]Umbrella mouth gulper eel[/color] head through the back door to my enclosed veranda!
tied her up again and she [color=red]shat [/color]through the rope.
Put her in the cattle press and she pushed her way out.
Locked her in the shed and she smashed through the wooden [color=red]piercing[/color].
Put her out in the back paddock and she found / jumped/ climbed her way back to me. Its so sad cause all she wants to do is stand beside me and get pats and hugs.
by this time it was bedtime and i was upset and very pissed off. i tried again in the shed and blocked her way with large [color=red]simple[/color] blocks. this stopped her. however its a small 2m x 2m shed which she cannot stay in longer than 1 night.
she [color=red]blew[/color] all night.
this morning i tried again and put her in our calving paddock.. but she jumped the [color=red]communion[/color].. ran after me and head butted my car door as i tried to [color=red]undulate[/color] away. so it took me [color=red]69[/color] tries to get off my property this morning.
[color=red]Lumberjim[/color] only knows what my home will be like when i get home. and what i'll have to fix. and its pouring rain at the moment.
does anyone have ANY help or suggestions? has anyone ever had a [color=red]moxious[/color] goat before? what should i do? i am going out of my [color=red]cock! [/color]and i just dont know how to make her stop! AND dont anyone DARE suggest getting another goat to keep her company!! i think she is just obsessed with being with humans.
The guy i got her from wont take her back either, as he was "having problems with her!" OH GREAT MATE thanks for mentioning that AFTER i paid you $[color=red]42[/color] for her!!
jinx wins. and she didnt peek at the source, either.
Was that really her or were you posting from her login again ... ;)
please. im not that lame.
"wins" wtf?
I'll take your cue and scare up one of my own. Thanks for the idea.
just being funny, V. there are no winners or loser on the cellar. well, there are a few losers. but in a more broad sense.
yeah, about 4,668 times more annoying that the previous one.
Thanks for a good laugh, LJ.
And for the short sig, V.