rhyme time
since you folks are so keen on the word ass. threads and such, why not try some ryhming?
I'll start. ready?
Orange
just kidding.
we'll actually have to combine this with association.
HOW TO PLAY:
ryhme with the last word in the post above you. then do the word association thing.
if you can't ryhme the word, skip that post and do the one before it again.
so to start:
Peanut
rifle (if you get to use dylanesque/guthrie rhyme schemes)
bullet
Hunt
Rifle*
*thought the 'rifle' would appeal to you gun nuts out there. Like wolf. :)
he moshes
he's punk
too slow - okay...
repressive
subdued
wow -I suck
repressive
subdued
Hearse
Casket
(damn, I was too slow on the draw for Sex --> Toy)
Rain
Spain
(it's raining here...um, but I'm not in Spain.)
Toss
cookies
(this game has addictive goodness built right in! :)
I AM THE MASTER OF USELESSNESS, NO?
I AM THE MASTER OF USELESSNESS, NO?
You're pretty freakin useless, for sure, but I don't know if you're "the master". I, on the other hand, am your number one fan.
dragonfly
(psst. You forgot to rhyme)
hover
big ol' bear
in the woods
canned goods
Prince Albert
black currant
(psssst. You forgot to rhyme)
cassis
live aid
electroencephalographically
apology
mea culpa (does Latin count?)
pulper (say it like a kansas pull-puh)
wood chips
snakeskin
cat scratch fever
I'm A Believer
The Monkees
jerks
Red Devil Crew (cocksmokers!)
Aruba's
got the most laughable criminal investigation system in the islands,
mon.
ton (yeah slight variation)
weight
pretty please :bats eyes:
whipped
artichoke
(psst you forgot to rhyme.)
Jerusalem
old Tom Selleck
Magnum P I
Blackberry pie
vanilla ice cream
Recuse?! Me?!?!
Alberto Gonzalez
wishes
fishes
(if wishes were fishes we'd all eat like kings)
a gurney
And they're off!
flacid
noodle (fooled ya!)
pussy (pus-see ... I love English)
supurating
choctaw
bridge
(UT, you evil, evil man!)
pat and frisk
pet and twist
flick of the wrist
magic trick
thick as a brick
aqualung
makes no sense
condundrum
floozy girl
Courtney Love
heaven above
look out below!
Winnie the Pooh
Hundred Acre Wood
comment only: Brainlock, as all I can think of is "not your steppin' stone."
And you're not alone..............(in thinking that way)
a stitch in time
saves nine
turpentine
bunch o' limes
Mad Dog wine
will make you sick
pretty damn quick
antidisestablishmentarianism
I'm sick of -isms
Talk to me, people.
A tall church steeple
country lane
in a plane
Could you, would you?
Who do? You do!
Remind me of a man.
Rules and regs
a free society
not based on piety
but on R-E-S-P-E-C-T
find out what it means to ME
sock*it*to*me!
Huey Dewey and Louie
Uncle Scrooge
spooge (you gave me no choice)
marinate
hit the nail on the head
hammer
Look before you leap
That time of year
stick it in your ear
F*ck off!
booker
cooking (the books)
good looking (cause he's so hard to see)
come together
heavy weather
lost at sea
Norris
Filch
(in honor of HP6 arriving soon)
caribbean
strawberry daiquiri
Senate inquiry
blood sport
raspberry torte
whipped cream
I'm afraid....
I can't do that, Dave.
i am such a dumbass. iread your reply and seeing as how my name is "david" i thought you had stepped out of the game and was composing a witty reply to ridicule you for not being able to reply... then i reread it, put it in context and have now chosen to declare myself a dumbass. sooo.
don't beat that slave!
roots
Wuss
Ross (from "Friends")
Roman forum
Kill the gladiator
triple lutz
Brian Boitano
Who's on first?
I don't know!
long-haul trucker
mastication
masterbation
self-absorbed
He shoots! He SCORED!!!
game
(who else was impressed by Jaquelita's ability to rhyme orange?)
Fighting Men
Marines
I am impressed, also.......I thought nothing rhymed with orange.
Booger
flick
backpack
hiking
[size=1]Technically nothing does rhyme with orange, that's a partial rhyme. The other three words in English that absolutely nothing rhymes with are month, silver, and purple.[/size]
Stretch Armstrong
Action Figure
[size=1]Technically nothing does rhyme with orange, that's a partial rhyme. The other three words in English that absolutely nothing rhymes with are month, silver, and purple.[/size]
Shut the fuck up, party pooper. :)
Cootie
Games
[size=1]Edit: I thought I remembered a game named "Cooties" from my yoot, but can't find it offhand. So this link will have to do... *sigh*[/size]
rooty toot toot
John Cougar Mellencamp
The Cellar is dark and damp
Boogeyman
in the bag
Trick or Treat
hey that's neat
3rd nipple
The 3 Cripples
Oliver Twist
7th python
Carol Cleveland
belive in (heh? close enough? and she ROCKS!!!!)
imagine
mahvelous!
dahling.......
Horton Hears a Who
Green Eggs and Ham
TP'd (as in 'the house next door has been')
toilet paper
"Green Up!"
Master baiter
go nuts?
don't mind if i do!!! /homer/
crack whore
cartman's mom
inviolate
virgin
[size=1]*ahem* Don't copy, rhyme the second word of the previous post with the first word of your own...[/size]
ablution
holy soap
(and for LJ's very first word ..
stone-henge)
Chick flick
Thelma & Louise
flying trapeze
daring young man
worms in a can
fish in a pan
a dish of a man
pilau rice
naughty but nice
cream cakes
goofballs
Akroyd and Belushi
At last, HOCKEY!
drink beer
beer? queer!
wine is fine.
Clinton's Cigar
tobacco wacko
fallen Angel
hatin' Satan
Thy will be done
alpha and omega
and your rhyme would be...?
Thy will be done
alpha and omega
[COLOR=black]Manuel Noriega[/COLOR]
dictator
not
the nine-o-clock news
I got the blues...
ba bAh ba bo-BUMP
and your rhyme would be...?
oh man. i totally forgot how to do it....and i started the fuckin thread. guh
Austin Powers
It's a man, baby!
No sir, I don't mean maybe
Maybe I'm amazed
I'm confused and dazed
Is this the last time?
Did the crime, do the time.
Do you want fries with that?
mine is not to question why
mine is but to do or die.
-----------------------------
live, love, laugh.
"Piece of pie."
"Easy as cake."
geese in traction
broken pecker
money grabber
pick a lawyer, any lawyer....
sloppy jock
grungy undies
Fungi Fundies
Fanatic Shrooms
Fantastick Brooms!
Hiawatha
Incur my wrath - arrrrgh!
Where's my Prozac?
It'll grow back
sincerely, Loretta Bobbit
Mine's Hotter
Lonely Night
Dressed in tights
Ballerina
pyrotecnics
Ooooooo, aaahhhhh, pretty!
Oh! That's Shitty!
Bell Jar
Plethoric, I tickle
Instigating rumor
Giddyup!
Heigh Ho, Silver! Away!
Up, Up, and Away!
Superman
A bob bob bobbin along
The Tennessee Bird Walk
Manatee turds rock!
Shitty
Titty (too easy)
Sky blue sky
Nappy headed ho
Don Imus
"Quotes restated by Yznhymr don't necessarily reflect his position, state of mind, or character. It's all just for fun!"
Uh, Jester? Now my rhyme doesn't make sense. :cool:
my bad:redface:
shall we start over? i will re-post what was deleted?
and get rid of the last one i posted
No, I was mildly kidding. No biggie! ;)
yours was bloke/plot.
So I'll go:
Sot
Tequila
Here is how it works: You rhyme with the second word in the post before you. Then you word associate to the word you used to rhyme. I'm not seeing a connection in bloke/plot, tortilla/cellphone, or cyclone/break. Of course, there might be a cellphone called a tortilla now, they've covered every other food.
So I'll go next:
Snake
Boa
again, my apologies - maybe i should take a break, refocus and come back later:o
again, my apologies - maybe i should take a break, refocus and come back later:o
Jester, please don't be offended. I was trying to help. You can disassociate all you want! Sorry if I seemed like a 4th grade teacher.:)
no, good lord - i don't mean it like that - i was just, it seems posting all over the place and wasn't paying attention. i'm happy to play;)
Boa, eh? Hmm......
Krakatoa
Lava
Yeah, I had to look that up.
rotisserie
spit
hit
aim
(Sorry, I just couldn't resist the Greek thing before)
don't
fall down
I've used several accents and even translated these and still can't get
wobble to ryhme with
don't.
clown
punching bag
Well, the rhyme may not be there, but I like the completion of the idea I started -- Weebles wobble but they don't fall down.
brain lock. sowwy.
Please continue.
Yea, I actually thought it was witty and provided good continuity, too. So I'll pick up from here. I believe punching bag is it, so...
What a hag
Hillary
(sorry, not trying to be political, just used first name that came to mind for hag...)
starshine
Age of Aquarius
oops....did it wrong....sorry
mine
yours
there, that should be right
Indeed, that's just fine
spores
mold
HOW TO PLAY:
ryhme with the last word in the post above you. then do the word association thing.
if you can't ryhme the word, skip that post and do the one before it again.
:lol: That's a good one, Dana!
Bangles
Egyptian (as in "Walk Like an ____")
From Dana's "Oz":[color=white]_______________[/color]From fargon's "stuffin'"
schnoz[color=white]________________________[/color]stud muffin
rhinoplasty[color=white]_____________________[/color]show-off
[color=white]______[/color]Answer either one -take yer pick!
Thanks!That's Great!
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Job Hunting Referencestalk
bitch (as a verb; I'm not referring to any people here :D)
whatever:rolleyes:
snitch
kissass
pass
football
I think I used the wrong smiley before; I did simply and honestly mean I wasn't referring to anybody. Damn, I'm having a hard time communicating with people without seeing facial expressions or hearing tones of voice.
golfball
divot
takes alot to get me riled, i'm guessing the same with most everyone here. you should checkout the "baked beans comment":)
oooh, UB, even an online rhyming dictionary couldn't find a really good rhyme for caramel. So, we'll go for close:
casual
attire
admire
hero
Oops, sorry about that 'caramel' thing. :o
Ahhh, no problems. I liked the challenge. :blush:
DeNiro
actor
I scream
orgasm
[COLOR="Gray"](Ba-HA, UB, rhyme THAT)[/COLOR]:D
chasm [color=#00D0FF](it's kinda close)[/color]
rift
Dang, that is a tough one. I'll have to stretch this a bit
gettin' old
Depends
that is tuff as well - so how about this
come again
what
:rotflol:
olden powers
gods
look
at me I'm an attention whore!
shove
it where the sun don't shine
spam ([COLOR="Silver"]the food[/COLOR])
nasty
(Okay, I'm gonna stretch it a bit, 'cause 'optional' is just about impossible to properly rhyme.)
confessional
confidential
groins.... how could i not?
splash
ice cream cones
sprinkles
tinkles ([COLOR="Silver"]i couldn't help it[/COLOR])
wet
crikey, this is tuff so - ([COLOR="Silver"]best i can do[/COLOR])
faustian
devil