Seal and Klum

Undertoad • Jun 8, 2005 9:25 am
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I did not know that Seal was married to Heidi Klum. That is going to be one weird-ass looking baby. Not because it'll be bi-racial, but because she is a supermodel and he is a mutated frog. An extremely wonderfully talented mutated frog, but still.
SteveDallas • Jun 8, 2005 10:33 am
Undertoad wrote:
I did not know that Seal was married to Heidi Klum.

It's a dirty job, but somebody has to do it.
Silent • Jun 8, 2005 10:50 am
Damn musicians.

Paulina Porizkova
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Married to Rick Ocasek

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wolf • Jun 8, 2005 11:34 am
Yes, but did they do us the favor of not reproducing?
Silent • Jun 8, 2005 12:15 pm
As far as I know they have no spawn.
SteveDallas • Jun 8, 2005 12:29 pm
I doubt they could, those pants Paulina is wearing look too tight to be removed. ;)
warch • Jun 8, 2005 12:36 pm
I should think this trend would give you fellas a little glimmer of hope...
mrnoodle • Jun 8, 2005 1:12 pm
me at least.....
smoothmoniker • Jun 8, 2005 8:48 pm
when are you all going to learn that being able to ROCK gives us an evolutionary advantage, and that we are therefore very desirable genetic partners.
xoxoxoBruce • Jun 8, 2005 10:58 pm
I tried using rocks....very messy. :thepain:
richlevy • Jun 8, 2005 10:58 pm
The musician-supermodel link probably explains why I see so many Cellar members discussing their guitars here.

How's it working so far, guys? :p
SteveDallas • Jun 9, 2005 4:06 am
I have to say that my clarinet playing has thus far failed to attract legions of female admirers. Or at least, they have been showing remarkable restraint for many, many years.
elSicomoro • Jun 9, 2005 7:31 am
One of my friends used to think that Seal was gay. Of course, the friend was gay...
Trilby • Jun 9, 2005 11:21 am
You know what the defintion of 'Bummer' is? Having a supermodel mom and a mutated frog-looking dad and ending up looking JUST LIKE your dad. Like Billy Joel and Christie Brinkleys' daughter Alexis. Kid looks just like her dad. :headshake
wolf • Jun 9, 2005 12:19 pm
Anybody else thinking, "Wow, Germany sure has changed?"
Queen of the Ryche • Jun 9, 2005 1:50 pm
Uh oh - Wolf actually lost me. Splain please?
Silent • Jun 9, 2005 2:06 pm
If I had to hazzard a guess, I would say that Wolf is refering to the fact that Klum is German and is with Seal, who is black.
wolf • Jun 9, 2005 3:05 pm
Althernative comment would have been "Guess Adolf's spinnin' in his grave right about now."
Queen of the Ryche • Jun 10, 2005 10:32 am
Oh look! There's my brain! Come here little critter....get back in my head.....that's a good little brain.....
xoxoxoBruce • Jun 10, 2005 10:51 pm
It's ok Queen.....they need fresh air once in a while. I let mine romp in the yard but I hope it doesn't stray out in the road. ;)
elSicomoro • Jun 10, 2005 10:53 pm
I believe that Seal and Klum make their homes in the US and UK these days anyway.
windhund • Jun 15, 2005 4:33 pm
Silent wrote:
As far as I know they have no spawn.


They have two sons:

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glatt • Jun 15, 2005 4:38 pm
They look like a nice happy family. Good for them that they are still together and seem to be enjoying family outings.