Why yes, I do have an interesting life

I should be making Visa commercials:

Digital camera: $700

Saucy private pole-dance: $6 (including alcohol)

Standard bail for 2nd degree murder in Harris County, Texas (after she sees this posted on the web for all the world to see): $30,000

<a href="http://www.myrefrigerator.com/videos/Got%20your%20back.WMV">Got your back baby</a>

I'm disappointed. I thought you said something about her dancing on your private pole... :lol:

did we lose some posts today? or did your lady friend object to your posting her pics?

by the way, i would like to know just how interesting your life actually is. We see a lot of pictures, but rarely hear what has put you where you are in your life. Jinx and I are convinced that you're all coined up. You seem to have a lot of free time, you get into lots of neat shit in night clubs...ie wet tshirt contests, playing bongos with blues bands, etc. how about a brief synopsis?

I think he just a guy that's going to have as much fun as possible no matter what life throws at him. I envy that ability. :beer:

Well, for one thing, if you look closely you can actually <b><i>see</i></b> my phone messages being transmitted straight from my brain into the atmosphere (sorry for the low quality image, the equipment is still experimental):

<img src="http://www.myrefrigerator.com/Beam.jpg">

That can help, but it's the camera and artistic shit, dudes, I've said that before. I am no great artist. Of course a little smooth talk helps get it goin' on.

I'm just sayin'..but there's more advice to come, if you ask a specific question. Oh goody, my own advice column!

I am not 'coined' as LJ suggests. I work and pay my own bills. My parents are indeed fairly well off and have helped me land in the haystack instead of on the pitchfork on a few occasions, but not that much.