You know the end is nearer than the beginning when...

Nothing But Net • Apr 13, 2005 3:11 am

"Dating a woman" means trying to figure out how old she is.

Taking off your socks is almost impossible without at least two participants.

You pee in the backyard instead of the bathroom because it's nearer.

You stop worrying about death because it only means you get to sleep later every day.

Somebody is choking and you start trying to remember how to do the Alzheimer's Maneuver.

Your ZIP code begins with a number greater than 2, or you wish it did.

Crack was an end to a means, not a means to an end.

LabRat • Apr 13, 2005 10:24 am

NBN, I'm worried about you. We haven't seen any of your typically raunchy pics lately, and now this kind of morbid post. Everything OK? Or did the HMO cancel your Viagra 'script?

:blush:

BigMcLargeHuge • Apr 13, 2005 10:30 am

maybe you need more protien drinks and barbells, girly man?

glatt • Apr 13, 2005 10:40 am

How many user IDs do you have, LJ?

mrnoodle • Apr 13, 2005 10:56 am

i don't know how many LJ has, but I just tried to use an alternate ID to spam this thread with an internet cigarette scam, and UT banned me. Religious little valley, ain't it?

*sigh* i guess i'll just GET BACK TO WORK, then :mad:

Undertoad • Apr 13, 2005 11:29 am

Sorry man, my advanced sarcasm filter is broken :( :question:

lumberjim • Apr 13, 2005 12:51 pm

glatt wrote:
How many user IDs do you have, LJ?

well, there's this one

tw. • Apr 13, 2005 12:52 pm

glatt wrote:
How many user IDs do you have, LJ?

and this one

The CIA • Apr 13, 2005 12:53 pm

glatt wrote:
How many user IDs do you have, LJ?

and this one

lumberjim • Apr 13, 2005 12:56 pm

and maybe one or two more that i cant remember the name of. how many do you have?

glatt • Apr 13, 2005 1:39 pm

lumberjim wrote:
and maybe one or two more that i cant remember the name of. how many do you have?

BigV • Apr 13, 2005 4:00 pm

lumberjim wrote:
and maybe one or two more that i cant remember the name of. how many do you have?

Just this one.

But that's only because I don't tell him about the other voices... :worried:

Trilby • Apr 13, 2005 4:22 pm

does anyone care about NBN? I, as a customer, do care. What is going ON? I've tried to stalk NBN but cannot. What is a girl in love to do???????

Nothing But Net • Apr 13, 2005 11:53 pm

I'm not hard to find, :love:

And you'll find me hard :blush:

Catwoman • Apr 14, 2005 11:49 am

I have this one for when I want to wear women's underwear and get bitchy and emotional. Lord knows I have found the woman within. I just wish I could get in the woman within.

wolf • Apr 14, 2005 12:48 pm

In America, "woman within" is a line of fat lady ... errrr, amply proportioned ... underwear.