Posting while intoxicated
How about a new level of communication beyond smilies/emoticons.
Maybe they could be called inebricons® <---everyone just BACK OFF. This is MY next million.
Anyway, sorry up there, I must be a little tense. Ever have a couple of frosty ones or a series of G&T's or a few hits of the old left handed cigarette while you are posting?
It (your logic and posts) all makes sense to you at the time. Frighteningly, it often makes sense to the rest of us, too.
But, mighten it (is mighten a word?) be useful if you could log on as being drunk or stoned and anything you posted would appear against a colored background or some other flag?
That way, you could tell immediately that there is no point in trying to make sense of what someone writes, or conversely, you could log on and see who's hitting the sauce, and settle in for some entertainment.
I'm not thinking about this in a negative way, but just as smilies are useful in conveying tone in lieu of visual cues, this might be helpful in getting a sense of a person's, ahem, frame of mind.
There could be general tags: buzzed, hammered, forgot my meds, etc.
Or specific: Whiskey, Tequila, Thai stick (do they still make that?)
anyway, just a thought.
For your and most of the cellar population let me state here and now that MOST of the time I am posting on the cellar I have a cold beer or Bulrblin and coke or sum such in hand . Ain't it obvious ????? ;)
Thank you , That is all .
Do they make USB breathalyzers? If so, you could automate it!
You mean people post sober? :eek:
The problem I have when PUI is that I'm either a) happy drunk to the point of utter incoherency and can barely string together five words, or b) emotionally intoxicated with little else but depressive thoughts of shame, regret and misery running through my head. Dangerous posting conditions, I think, though you guys would get a good dose of what really goes on in the grey matter.
That's OK, when you get fucked up and post jibberish it gives everyone a chance to feel superior and judgmental. See, win/win. :biggrin:
[QUOTE=breakingnews] b) emotionally intoxicated with little else but depressive thoughts of shame, regret and misery running through my head. QUOTE]
Why should you be different from anyone else? :)
Could you be more specific about blue58??
the artist formerly known as blue58
he was cool. he posted drunk a lot.
Ah---thanks. By finding him I found the "this is Mr. StaceyV" thread which was, in all honesty, extremely fucked up.
That's OK, when you get fucked up and post jibberish it gives everyone a chance to feel superior and judgmental. See, win/win. :biggrin:
THE WISDOM!
I bow to the master.
I flink [hic] if you are dwonk. You haave to wite in swllurrred spleeech to demon-straate [hic]. Then. It [dizzy spell] will be [five minute pause] oblious.
Haven't PUI'ed in awhile. I deliberately avoid it, because I've had some doozies in the past. My problem is that I would join a thread during the day at work, then try to follow up replies late at night on weekends. If I could even find the thread, the posts were something less than brilliant. The next day when I read my stuff from the previous night, I couldn't even remember writing it. :rasta:
oo. that gives me an idea for tonight. gonna get all stupid and post in the crazy guy's poetry thread.
yeah, it's been awhile since i had a girlfriend. why do you ask?
k i'm lit. does this post sound any different?
:lol:
Well-you're slurring your words
Reminds me of that episode of the Tom Green show when he wanted to test the theory of being funnier when intoxicated. He sits at a bar and throws beer in his face until he vomits - hilarious by my then high school standards, now just utterly juvenile and immature. Ugh, like, totally. Who *does* that?
i remember that everything was exceptionally funny last night. Not quite so funny today. And I forgot to do a poem. I guess I'll have to repeat the experiment.
WARNING: The crumsumpten of alcohol may mack you tink you kan tipe reel goood.
Does it count if your
laptop is the one drinking?
I'm drunk :) And I'm so proud of myself for finding the posting drunk thread instead of starting my own again!! I had a LOOOOOONG night at work. I just need to forget about it all...I think waitstaff and bartenders have the highest rates of alcoholism-at least from what I see. I'm well on my way. I was never a big drinker (I drink maybe once a week) but lately while I'm at work, I keep thinking about drinking.
I think restaurant workers come in second to roofers, painters, and carpet installers.
I think restaurant workers come in second to roofers, painters, and carpet installers.
Um.. you forgot fireman
maybe a special category for productive alkies. Any workforce dominated by the Irish is gonna be suspect.
the artist formerly known as blue58
he was cool. he posted drunk a lot.
I need a moment here to compose myself. Please bear with me.
Man I kinda miss those days.
Blue, honey!! I been missing you, even if you do like the damned Packers. :smooch:
Posting while drunk is fun.
Reading drunk postings with a hangover is painful.
ooowwww my head......
Hey guys, thanks. And Wolf, I'm going to Packers-Bears at Lambeau on Christmas day this year, WooHoo!!!!
Early condolences on your loss ... ;)
Bear Down Chicago Bears!!
i suppose this makes me radically different from the other dwellars, but.. i've never been drunk. never had more than two drinks together EVER, don't like beer.
I AM, however, i diabetic. they tell me, in chronic disease class, that having high sugar is physically similar to being drunk. thick tongue, slow brain, dizzy, stupid. and in the morning, cotton mouthed and headachy.
Time to resurrect this'n. Who posts buzzed?
I do. I can tell the difference the next day between my real personality and the buzzed one.
As I am currently on probation and random breathalyzers, alcholol is no longer on the list of acceptable substances. However, I still am using prescription medicine to go to sleep at night (I just don't waste them on sleeping -- I post). There are other herbal remedies which have proven useful as well, but we have among us a fellow cellarite who is battling the overuse of this substance, so I shan't delve too deeply there.
I am not trying to behave any differently == I am just carrying on the same conversations that I do during the day. What differences dost thou perceive in mine manner?
Aside from the snooty staged accent -- that's from the strong drink thread.
Bonus question: who else is likewise influenced right now? And do you wanna hang out?
SUUUUP !!!
A little Beam and Coke here
I used to post on message boards while intoxicated, but chatting while intoxicated is even worse. At least you can go back and edit idiot posts on a mb. You can't edit idiot posts in a chat room. lol
I'm not intoxicated now. It's only 1:47pm here. Maybe some night I'll come and post drunk, but more likely I'd decide it was too much trouble and go to bed instead. :)
Thats the prob Ali, when we are buzzing, all the funsters are snoozing.
Ohhh, hows about you and I get pissed and post up a storm, then when everyone wakes up they will be wtf?
as well as the idea of a cellar chat function :D
Cellar Chat would pwn.
I dont post indoxicated for, uh, obvious reasons.
Sounds like it could be fun Ducks. I'll be home alone Sat night if you're available. We can have our very own 'online date'. ;) I've gotta tell you though, I'm not a bit fan of cybersex, so no hanky panky right?!
Well, I'm doing band practice saturday anyway, so i didn't want to be invited tto your dumb old date :( ANYWAY.
Ibram, get intoxicated and post :D
Firday nite is PERFECT for me , Wife is out for the nite and I have to work the next morning , hell i even have to get up EARLY , PERFECT !!!
Ohhh I'm so there Ali, I'm staying home this weekend so works for me.
Bring on the hanky panky, so long as its kinky.
I rock at cyber :D
....pssstt moodle ....Our Saturday nite isnt your Sat nite....so you can prolly join in ;)
We should do an IRC chat or something??
Mostly I'm a "I luuurve you, man" kinda drunk. But, several times I regretting PUIs when I pissed people off. When I'm UI my buttons are pushed far too easily and I can go postal. So, I try to remember that and keep my temper. Tonight, it's rum and coke.
A funny thing at the end of a Raiders game recently, my Club bartender tells a bunch of guys, "Sorry, can't server you anymore, you guys are already too hammered. Hey, Rockie, here, this one's on me, buddie." Kettle One on the rocks. I guess I was behaving myself OK that night.
Cellar Chat would pwn.
I dont post indoxicated for, uh, obvious reasons.
Fear of being caned for underage drinking? Or was that someplace else?
No buzz for me tonight, I'm feeling too ill. :sniff:
All right! I'll see you here tomorrow night then Ducks. I'll be home from work about 5pm. I should be half pissed at least by about 7.
I wonder how many yanks and poms will show up to be annoyed early on a Saturday. lol
Man, I need to get the internet at home again. You think I'm weird straight...you should see me intoxicated. Sigh...
I'm seeing you intoxicated... It was a long week.
I'm seeing you intoxicated... It was a long week.
I'll see your intoxication and raise you a glass ;)
I see your glass and raise you a shot of Yeager !!!
Guinness with a shot of Baileys sunk to the bottom of the glass...
Well it's a minor variant of the Irish Car Bomb, which has a shot of Baileys and Irish Whiskey, in the shot glass, dropped in the bottom of a pint of Guinness - and you slam the whoe thing at once!
I'm not feeling that . . . <insert whatever adjective>
Sounds like a Flaming Dr. Pepper--same setup, except it's a shot of amaretto dropped in a Budweiser. Also, the shot of amaretto is supposed to be on fire.
I have had several, and can attest that they do indeed taste exactly like Dr. Pepper.
Jagar bombs rock!! Although, by the time of nite I am ordering I call them "yogie bombs".
Its only 2pm here, you guys are making me thirsty, but if I start now I will be a dribbling mess by the time Ali gets home
WUSSSSSSY !!!!
Of corse this after 4-7 Yearge gulps , chased by MANY Blurben and cokes !!!!
Last one now , I have to work in the AM .
Youre soooo cute zippy. Blurbens - hahahaha :D
but you can bite me too, I'm no wussy!!
but you can bite me too,
Any Time ANNNYY Place !!!!:yum: :yum: :yum: :yum:
I don't think any man in Oz would be stupid enough to tell a drinking woman she's a wussy. lol Actually, correction on that. There are a few, but they're total dicks.
I notice that I lose my temper even more often when I post intoxicated, especially when there's stress going on in my ife. I do miss my green apple martini's, but have given them up for posting purposes.:sniff: I do post on xanax sometimes.;)
Hmmm...I notice I miss the point more often when I'm pissed. Must have something to do with my mental faculties not being quite as they usually are...although some would argue that that is the the case when I'm sober too I suppose.
I don't think any man in Oz would be stupid enough to tell a drinking woman she's a wussy.
Actualy , I HAVE told 2 OZ girls they were Wussy , I got back to the ship 3-4 days later !!!
Their friend dudes asked " well so you are the boy toy ??!! " I replyed " YUP !!!
A truely memeryobile experince !!!!!!!!!!
GOOD NITE !!!
lol...well you must have met some of those trolls who hang around the ships when they dock. They'll let you get away with anything to get laid. ;)
Oooh...looks like my date's here... :blush:
Have you cracked one open? or several??
I've just about finished a bottle of wine. I've been lurking around here for a couple of hours now whilst trying to win some money on the tab, but that's been pretty fruitless, so now I'm just drinking.
I spent about $400 on friggen overstock....so I'm definitely just drinking now :o
Schmirnoff Black at present with a shot of red cordial
pissed + hypo = going out later on. lol
Oh yeah, you should see me on jagarbombs...I'm like bouncy, toey and ready to party....soooooo not a good combo
lol...sounds like a pretty good combo to me.
always seems like a good idea at the time, but in the morning....not so good
That's why you have to remember to worship before going to sleep.
Are you a worshipper??
I never puke...well I did one time, but I think it was the 8 hrs of boozing then the few turns on the pipe that did it :greenface
what's that poem about the green and gold and which should come first? I always forget it. Probably cause someone usually says it when I'm worshipping. lol
Yes I hurl. Quite frequently...but always in the loo. I've never been a vomit any place kinda chick. I leave that to my cousins. Man could i tell you some funny ones about those girls. lol
I think its the shit food I tend to consume at the end of the nite that fixes me.
'pending where I am, its a dirty ole salmonella kebab, a hotdog or half a litre of milk and a pie.
We used to always go to dirty harry's at the end of the night, but since someone got shot there, it's not quite so welcoming. Less crowded though.
what do they serve at Dirty Harry's?
chicken schnizels. dim sims. chicko rolls. soggy chips. mini pizzas. kebabs. just your usual druken hunger buster type food.
lol my friend in Darwin just rang to say hello (he was at the bottleo) then he arrived home and was saying weird shit like "i didnt leave that cupboard open" and "why is my filing cabinet open"....he's been broken into.
lol...was there a wine tasting at the bottlo?
Did he lose much stuff?
Yeah he did actually, like, some family stuff from his deceased brother :(
poor bugger. probably gone for good now though.
Yeah, he just rang again, cops have been etc. Sending fingerprinters in the morning.
I told him to hit the pawn shops etc.
Carrying over from the "ultimate question" thread, I've done some shocking things when drinking.
Whats ya worst?
shit, meant to put it in the meaningless thread
Hmmm...good question. Can I answer it when I'm drunker? lol
Well it's a minor variant of the Irish Car Bomb, which has a shot of Baileys and Irish Whiskey, in the shot glass, dropped in the bottom of a pint of Guinness - and you slam the whoe thing at once!
I'm not feeling that . . . <insert whatever adjective>
That's very funny. I like that. It's sick. but good sick, in a sick kind of way.
I'm bevved up tonight, I made a simple syrup, I think it is 2 cups of sugar and one cups of water, boiled a little until the sugar melts. Then I added some lime jiuce, or juice if that's how you're gonna be about it. then I added some vodka, something not too nasty, I think it is from another country with a lot of blond people, there's an IKEA flag on the label, so from there.
Anyway, some of theat vofka, some of the simple syrup (left over form Mojitos) and soime more Lime juice (this is really good lime juice from Lakewood, it's all organic and crescent fresh etc.) And then, and then, some Gerolsteiner sparkilng mineral wasser.
RI CHUSS
( htat's <righteous> for those of you who can't spell)
Hmm...sugar and vodka.....firedup and fucked up....dangerous. :D
ahhh foot3, why werent you around last nite to play with
Hmm...sugar and vodka.....firedup and fucked up....dangerous. :D
As dangerous as someone who is sitting in a chair can be.;)
Hello!
Hello, hello, hello
Yup - am slightly under the influence right now (lets pretend I'm posting from home, shhhhhhh!) I know it's weird because y'all haven't even started your weekend yet.... But am well into mine
Wish you were here. :yum:
23 minutes to happy hour!
Just be glad I already posted my video, am in a right minxy mood tonight...
[SIZE="1"][COLOR="Silver"](edited to add)[/COLOR][/SIZE] the battery on my camera has just gone dead. Will spare my blushes on Monday I assure you.
Lord alone knows how I'm getting home! Think it's going to have to be taxi :)
Just step in for me if I get arsey on another thread, please (tho I don't tend to)
For the love of God, will you *please* stop and pick up some batteries at the chemist on the way home? Do I have to think of *everything*?
[COLOR="Gray"][SIZE="1"]can't post naughty pictures because of dead batteries...mmppff. grumble grumble[/SIZE][/COLOR]
Sadly, I keep my camera at work, where I have no batteries... As I don't have a PC at home, the only place I can take pics & post them without considering the consequences is here.
But hey - I'd take requests now for potential futuire drunken posts :)
I think my photo orders would be base on exactly how low your inhibitions get when you're in your cups, love.
I'll tell you next time I'm there!
Drunk at work? SHHHH! Not too loud, 9th might be around.
Sounds like my kind of workplace, And the sun is up over the yardarm in your land, so there.
Am sat here in my own (if you want an idea check out my video in Quality Images thread)
Stayed here to finish off a spreadsheet, sneaked in some contraband because I knew I'd end up online in an empty office.
It's quite creepy actually
22.25 at time of posting!
Stopped pretending to work at 22.00 - although I don't get overtime either way!!
I'm getting there. "ya'll" watch this. and hold my beer.