Chimp attack

Chimpanzee Attack Doesn't Surprise Experts
Most of the guys face was chewed off and they severed a foot and his testicles. :greenface

Davis, 62, and his wife, LaDonna Davis, 64, were visiting the sanctuary to celebrate the birthday of a 39-year-old chimpanzee, Moe, who was taken from their home in 1999 after biting off part of a woman's finger.

The couple had brought Moe a cake and were standing outside his cage when the two young male chimps, Ollie and Buddy, attacked the man.

Remind me again why we think these animals are cute?

It has to do with the smoking and the wearing diapers.

The Brauers would not speak to reporters, but a family friend gave a statement to The Associated Press, which read, "All of us here at Animal Haven Ranch are praying for the recovery of St. James Davis and LaDonna Davis."

They better start praying for a really good liability attorney.

Damned dirty apes!

This article was posted to another list I'm on.

Somebody responded, hopefully tongue in cheek, "Oh, those poor monkeys!"

glatt wrote:

Damned dirty apes!

Nice one!

maybe the monkey was diabetic?

You're going to get along just fine here, grant.

If he's lucky, he'll die. :(