Gorillas LOVE the nipples!

Women Sue for Forced Breast Expose to Gifted Gorilla
Two women caretakers have filed lawsuits against a foundation which cares for Koko the gorilla, famous for its 1000 word sign language vocabulary. The two claim that they were forced to expose their bare breasts in an attempt to bond with the ape.
A lawyer representing Nancy Alperin and Kendra Keller of San Francisco said that they were told if they "did not indulge Koko's nipple fetish, their employment with the Gorilla Foundation would suffer".
Their boss, Francine Patterson, is quoted as saying on one occasion "Koko, you see my nipples all the time. You are probably bored with my nipples. You need to see new nipples". Also it is claimed gorilla urine was stored alongside staff lunches.
Source: cnews.canoe.ca

yeah I read something about that.. one would think you could just hire strippers or prostitutes to come in for some easy money :))

Robin Williams said she seemed to like his.

Chest Hair...

Who thinks chest hair is sexy?

Apparently Koko did...

depends on whose chest it's on...

Hey, why say no when you can do it and sue.
I guess they don't think "their employment with the Gorilla Foundation would suffer" as a result of their suit. :eyebrow:

The Foundation's Response

I do find myself wondering if the request for new nipples was made by Koko herself, or was it merely voiced by the human employee?

If so, this leads us to new worlds of litigation ... same sex sexual harrassment on one side, cross-species same sex sexual harrassment on the other. Is that the sound of an empire falling that I hear in the distance?

Knowing how these kinds of things work, I also suspect it was more likely that staff lunches were stored alongside gorilla urine rather than the converse, as stated in the article. The pee fridge was probably closer than the staff lunchroom fridge. (no, I have never put my lunch in the pee fridge. My department has it's own cube fridge).

Koko developed her nipple fetish as a result of being exposed to Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction during last years SuperBowl. She has invented 3 seperate words for "pastie."

more evidence that titties can be devestating to civilization.

[size=1] ps. the above quote is just some shit i made up[/size]