Cellar Awards

I would like to see a Cellar Awards, along the line of the Oscars, Golden Globes, or Adult Film Awards.

We need a nickname, like 'Oscars'.
We also need categories.

Funniest user.
Craziest.
Most Longwinded.
Smartest.

etc.

Anyone have ideas?

We did this on another site I used to frequent and it was a lot of fun. We could call the award the "Key To The Cellar" for example.

As far as categories go, "Most Likely to _______ " categories tend to open things up a bit :)

The Alu Tubes?

The toadys , ain't it obvious ???

Do the losers get warts? :blush:

I bet SOME body would cherrish the golden wart award for the biggest looser !!

Umm. Does this mean we have to listen to acceptance speeches? Bad, bad idea.

have you already forgotten the WPA's?