2/2/2005: Spoon-shaped egg

A relatively minor oddity today, but they can't all be desperately weird. The full story says that one Huang Yazhou, a railway worker from Huaibei city, Anhui province, awoke to hear his hen making "weird noises". And this was the result.

One can only hope it didn't come out sideways.

Looks like a goose... I wonder if this guy is cheating on his goat...

I'm not sure I would call it "spoon-shaped", but... man, they must have some interesting toxins in the water in China.

That's a penis shaped egg. No question.

Edit to add: Now I know I'm dealing with too many message boards, because I know I've seen this and I know I commented on it already ... or is this just really intense deja vu?

Let it hatch.. I wanna see what evolution is giving us.. :)
even if 99,99% are deadends... :(

wolf wrote:

That's a penis shaped egg. No question.

+
[awoke to hear his hen making "weird noises". ]

That explains it.. :blush:

Undertoad wrote:

...Huang Yazhou, a railway worker from Huaibei city, Anhui province, awoke to hear his hen making "weird noises".

I wonder if the "weird noises" were something to the effect of, "You're mother sucks cocks in hell!"

Kitsune wrote:

I'm not sure I would call it "spoon-shaped", but... man, they must have some interesting toxins in the water in China.

Oh, I dunno. It sort of looks like the spoon you get in a Chinese restaurant with egg-drop soup.

Watering the chickens with the wastewater from the nuke plant is probably not a good idea.

it's not a freakin' spoon--it's clearly a squash of some sort.

Unless, of course, you are trying for spoon-shaped eggs. :D

wolf wrote:

... or is this just really intense deja vu?

a glitch in the matrix?

*adjusts foil hat*

That woman's eyes are downright crreeepy. She's not wearing much makeup, is she? That's just shadows?

Yeah, Chinese spoon.
Whatever...it looks like it's making her very, very happy. :tinfoil:

Actually this is Yan Martin's sister holding Yan's thumb, frozen after an accident during a "Yan Can Cook" shoot.
I wondered when that would happen...............

I wonder if it has two yolks. It looks like an egg that was supposed to be two eggs- Siamese twindom of eggs or whatever.

elf wrote:

That woman's eyes are downright crreeepy. She's not wearing much makeup, is she? That's just shadows?

Clearly the answer is that she has no soul, which explains the egg, and also the fact that her cows give soured milk.

elf wrote:

That woman's eyes are downright crreeepy. She's not wearing much makeup, is she? That's just shadows?

Aside from bring totally black from shadow, I thought they were gorgeous.

That shape blows my mind.

Looks familiar:

Wormfood wrote:

Let it hatch.. I wanna see what evolution is giving us.. :)
even if 99,99% are deadends... :(

...*sigh*...

There is no spoon.

There are none so blind...as those who will not see...spoons. :p

Is that tomato giving us the finger?

Brianna wrote:

Is that tomato giving us the finger?

No, I think it's just happy to see you. :p

xoxoxoBruce wrote:

Yeah, Chinese spoon.

You can cut the eggshell into that shape for sure.
Hmm.. is that how they originally designed it?