Undertoad • Dec 7, 2004 8:03 pm

This is the "Andrex puppy" and his model in wax. I felt it was an odd thing: too commercial for Brit viewers, too obscure for everyone else.

Some new headset. I decided I couldn't tell the difference between this and any other mobile phone headset.

What looks like a Palestinian loading what looks like a rocket launcher into what looks like a UN truck. Too political.

This was too political, and also, I didn't want to spark a discussion of child abuse.