Retitle a mainstream movie into its porn version
As I was composing my new user sig, I came up with the idea for a funny game.
A mainstream movie is being remade into a porno version, and your job is to come up with a title for it (pun intended).
For example:
"Midnight Cow"
"Fannie Hall"
"Man Havin'"
"The Carpetmunchers"
"She Took Out Her Bridge On The River Kwai" ~shudder~
I'm sure you can come up with some good ones.
"Fannie Hall"
"Anal Hall"
"Behind the Green Mile"
"The Buns of Navarone"
"The Bitches of Eastwick"
"Natural Born Fuckers"
"I Am Curious, Yellow Submarine"
"The Pink Inches"
"The Bare Bitch Project"
"Good Will Humping"
"A Few Good Men (And Then A Few More)"
"Vaginal Treasure"
"Bridget's Jones"
"The Honey Pit"
"Fagnet"
"Turner & Cooch" (alt. "Turn In Her Cooch")
"Bigger Than This Guy" (obscure, original title: "Bigger Than the Sky")
"Touched By My Uncle"
"Boy Eats Girl"
"Boys Don't Cry (When Penetrated)"
And also, Happy Scrappy, Power Pup....
"Foreskin Gump" or "Forrest Hump"
"Jurassic Pork"
"A Penis Runs Through It"
"Drilling Miss Daisy"
"White Men Can't Hump" (or can they?)
"The Big Chubb-owski" (ok, a bit lame, but)
"American History Sex"
"The Italian [Blow] Job"
"The School of Cock"
"Cold Mountin'"
"A Schlong Came [in] Polly"
"Sperminator 3: Rise of my ween"
One of the more obvious ones: "Lord of the Cock RIng"
Some don't need to be changed at all, like "Lethal Weapon"
Cartoons:
Lilo's a Bitch
The Little Spermaid
Sucking Beauty
The Road to El Whorado
I'd do more, but I have to leave.
indickpendence day
star whores
-return of the bed-I
-the empire likes black
top gunt
Going through the pile of to be watched DVDs next to my bed ...
The Legend of Whore House
The Funsuckables
Dances with Whores
SEX 11" 38" (The penis and chest measurements of THX and LUH, respectively)
Triumph of the Wills (a story of the gay conquests of young Prince William in his English Public School)
Willy Jerk
Free Willy already works as a porn title, I don't see a need to change that one.
The DomanaMatrix
The Bridges of Masochism County
Harry and Tantric
Lithsome Weapon
Father "knows" Betsy (and Julie, and Mary, and Susie and ...)
The Shaft
The Pussy from Outer Space
Remember the Titties
Charlotte's Bed
Captain Rod
The Gods Must Be Horny
Cool Cummings
And a few that don't need renaming:
Crimson Tide
Gay Pur-ee
SpaceBalls
Batteries Not Included
The New Guy
The Harry Potter one reminded me of this gem from bash.org
<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
<JonJonB> Let's see the results...
<JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
<JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything
<JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.
<JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
<JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "
<JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls
<JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"
<JonJonB> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.
<JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.
<JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.
<JonJonB> Ok
<JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof
<JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
<JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
<melusine > O_______O
<JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang
<JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.
<JonJonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.
Another one that doesn't need renaming: Snatch
A title used for a mainstream movie and a porn flick: Sticky Fingers
Never forget Indiana Joan and the Temple of Mamoo and the Madam's Family.
Or Indiana Moans and the Fast Puss-ate.
Haaa.. these a great! You guys ROCK!
"Hope and Glory Hole"
"The Man Chewin' Candidate"
"The Jizzer of OZ"
The Joy Suck Club ... extra hot asian girl on girl action.
The Joy Fuck Club
Pulp Fucktion
Labiarinth
Dawn of the Head
Divine Secrets of the Ta-Ta Sisterhood
"The Philadelphia Horny"
"Psycho Bitch"
"I Am A Fugitive From A Chain Gang Rape"
"In Like Larry Flynt"
"The President's Urologist"
I believe on the oldWaffle BBS version of The Cellar, there was a similar thread with a fisting theme ("A Very Brady Fisting", etc.). (Don't ask how this got started; I don't remembers . . . but I'm sure you had to be there.)
My entry was, "Dr. Strangelove: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Fist."
Somebody else immediately posted that I should have made it "Dr. Strangeglove."
I'm having trouble coming up with a new one... I keep thinking of titles that are already suggestive... Jawbreaker... Ed Wood.... Bring it On....
Oh, wait, I got one... "Erection"
The Harry Potter one reminded me of this gem from bash.org
Rwor - how did my last name ever become possibly the most popular slang term for wiener? There are plenty of other options - like schlong, ding-dong, johnson, magic stick, purple-headed yogurt slinger, etc. Bah. People suck.
What, big boy, you don't believe in truth in advertising?
Imagine how the computer maker felt when he realized the sales impact.
Thinking of the Classics...
The Great Dicktator
A Cockwork Orange
Full Metal Jackoff
The Queer Hunter
Been Her (Ben Hur)
GladHeAteHer (Gladiator)
All The President's Semen (All the President's Men)
Who's Afraid of Vagina Wolf?
The Sperminator (The Terminator)
Classic TV Cartoons this time...
Deputy Dawgstyle
Heckyl and Jerkoff
The Rocky and Bulldyke Show
Quick Drop McDrawers
Pooney Tunes
The Clitstones
Dudley DoMeRight of the Canadian Mounting Police
Bumby and PokeMe
Johnny Sucko
Suckle Hairy Hounds
Yogi's Bare
Beanie Loves Cecil
This is the most immature thing I've done in years. Its great!