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The oddest thought occurred to me today at lunch: are humans the only species whose males have vestigial nipples?

I would just (www.)fucking google it(.com), but I can't see how I could search for such a thing without encountering any number of NSFW sites... :o

What on EARTH were you eating at lunch that brought on that question? :yelsick:

Is <i>www.fuckinggoogleit.com</i> such a bad thing you feel you must obfuscate it?

Dogs do too, they're just hidden under the fur. I imagine most male mammals do.

Do male gorilla's have nipples?

I have those extra little nipples that they use to burn witches for having....

uh...

tmi. sorry.....

What on EARTH were you eating at lunch that brought on that question?

It was actually a comedy routine I heard on the radio about milking a cat. Since you asked. ;)


Is www.fuckinggoogleit.com such a bad thing you feel you must obfuscate it?

I was just trying to maintain sentence structure, I wasn't sure a web address could be used as a verb in polite company.

I read once that 1 in 400 women have extra nipples. But you know, I don't believe everything I read.

Verbing nouns is the new splitting infinitives!

I read once that 1 in 400 women have extra nipples. But you know, I don't believe everything I read.

I knew one girl in college who did. And it would be a more than fair estimate to say I've known 400 women in my lifetime. So your statistic holds up to scientific scrutiny in my book! ;)

This says;
Prevalance of Extra Nipples: about 1 in 10 people but most are small and mistaken for freckles or moles
Prevalance Rate: approx 1 in 10 or 10.00% or 27.2 million people in USA
Undiagnosed prevalence of Extra Nipples: about 1 in 10 people have an extra nipple but most are small, misshapen, and mistaken for freckles or moles
Undiagnosed prevalence rate: approx 1 in 10 or 10.00% or 27.2 million people in USA.
:3eye:

More research is needed...I volunteer to become the first official Superfluous Nipple Inspector General, Female Division. We could justify the creation of this post by citing that the dangerous uber-criminal Scaramanga, aka "The Man with the Golden Gun", had a third nipple, and look how nasty he was!

I think a starting salary of $325k annually, a government vehicle and a private jet at my disposal will allow me to get a good start on this important and vital security project. I think I'll start in the Virgin Islands...the US Virgin Islands, of course.

extra nipples, schrextra schmipples.

my body is almost completely covered in extra assholes. they're very tiny. so tiny that all they can effectively pass is sweat.... but they're assholes, I tells ya. just ask OnyxCougar. she always pushing my asshole buttons.

Elspode wrote:

I think a starting salary of $325k annually, a government vehicle and a private jet at my disposal will allow me to get a good start on this important and vital security project. I think I'll start in the Virgin Islands...the US Virgin Islands, of course.

I'm thinking they probably wouldn't be virgin for long.

Just happened to *come* across a picture that fits this thread appropriately. :3eye:

lumberjim wrote:

just ask OnyxCougar. she always pushing my asshole buttons.

I'm sorry... You seem familiar, but I just can't remember who you are....

404Error - that reminds me of that breast maggot picture that made the sounds a while back.

Crud...and I thought I had gotten that picture out of my mind. :greenface

You know, that is actually worse than getting a song stuck in your head, isn't it?

Yes, it is...unless the song is inscribed with a scanning electron microscope on a 9mm slug and then inserted into your head...

I read once that 1 in 400 women have extra nipples.

Steve: " What's the third hooter for?"
Al: " It's on the back for dancing."

I had a male friend at university who has three extra nipples (you know who you are, if you're reading this!).
And male cats and dogs both have vestigial and useless nipples.

And male cats and dogs both have vestigial and useless nipples.

Grandpa says "Useless as tits on a bull". :)