Date Gone Bad -- NSFW?

Did you ever have one of those defining moments where you didn't have to wonder if your date was going well, anymore?
You know, a clear sign that maybe they weren't pleased with you?
That it might be a deadend relationship? :litebulb:

So THAT'S what happened to the boyfriend Wolf had before Slang...

Yeah Bruce, been there. But look on the bright side, at least you got to see some nice hooters before she took your wallet and backed slowly out the door... ;)

(...plus your hands weren't tied to the bed posts and you got to keep your camera!)

Glad to see womens rights moving that extra leap forward. We HAVE come a long way! (phew) Glad all of that's over now. :eek:

Had a husband do that once, but he had no hooters. Gun yes!!!

Unless she's already burned the first five, that gun's not loaded. While it makes it appear less threatening, I am heartened to know that the photographer was at least applying a reasonable minimum of firearms safety, ensuring that it was only a *photo* shoot.

Oh, and lest people think I'm a hopeless nerd...nice boobs!

Elspode wrote:

lest people think I'm a hopeless nerd...

Too late.... :biglaugha

Elspode wrote:

nice boobs!

Yeah, I wonder why she still has her pants on?

I'd say she's blending in nicely with those fatigues on......wow never would have seen her coming....cheesy.

Yeah, I wonder why she still has her pants on?

Back on. :blunt:

I think her tits are more dangerous than a gun. Those things could poke out an eye. :smack:

Ah, sweet blindness...

As a former mammographer with a least 3,000 boobs under by belt--I must say, those hooters are fake. Fake, Fake, Fake, Fake, Fake!

That must be some belt!

Brianna wrote:

As a former mammographer with a least 3,000 boobs under by belt--I must say, those hooters are fake. Fake, Fake, Fake, Fake, Fake!

Actually if you have boobs under your belt, it might be time to see a plastic surgeon.

Brianna wrote:

As a former mammographer with a least 3,000 boobs under by belt--I must say, those hooters are fake. Fake, Fake, Fake, Fake, Fake!

Boobs? What boobs? I only see a barrel.....and it's a big-un. :sweat:

richlevy wrote:

Actually if you have boobs under your belt, it might be time to see a plastic surgeon.

Someday I will learn to never go into the cellar :rolleyes:

Elspode wrote:

Unless she's already burned the first five, that gun's not loaded. While it makes it appear less threatening, I am heartened to know that the photographer was at least applying a reasonable minimum of firearms safety, ensuring that it was only a *photo* shoot.

By looking at the image I can only say for sure there are two rounds spent. I wouldn't want to trust this bitch with the other four. Her hands look like a man's. Her tits look...........well........great!
:o

Maybe this is some kind of freaky version of Russian Roulette... sorta like autoerotic asphyxiation, with a partner.

sycamore wrote:

So THAT'S what happened to the boyfriend Wolf had before Slang...

Two thoughts here.

1. Wolf promised me that when I piss her off and she snaps like a rubber band, she will slit my throat or poison me. No guns, promise.

2. She prefers automatics, not revolvers.

Brianna wrote:

......those hooters are fake. Fake, Fake, Fake, Fake, Fake!

And therefore, none of us like to look at that pic.

[SIZE=1]I have some oceanfront property in Pa to sell you too.[/SIZE]

Wonder if the revolver matches the hideaway?

Brianna wrote:

Fake, Fake, Fake, Fake, Fake!

Not fake, augmented.

I forgot to ask, bruce, just where exactly did you find this one??

In his digital camera? :eek:

No...wait...I guess that would be more up NBN's alley.

SteveDallas wrote:

I forgot to ask, bruce, just where exactly did you find this one??

I spend hours slaving over a hot keyboard to keep you entertained and you want to know about other sources. Well I never. :yelsick:
Actually I don't remember, maybe Ehowa, I'll get back to ya.

Listen, I don't know as much about hardware as a lot of other people here, but if your keyboard is becoming hot, I'd suggest you get it checked out.