Cool ass bumper stickers

As seen in another newsgroup:

* "Keep you rosaries off my ovaries".
(and my take on it: "Keep your politics out of my p***y!")

* "We're All Wearing The Blue Dress Now". :eek:

My recent favorite:
"Visualize using turn signals"

Just got myself two new ones: "Oh well I wasn't using my civil liberties anyhow." & "Don't act stupid, we have world leaders for that."

Bullitt wrote:

Oh well I wasn't using my civil liberties anyhow

Hee hee good one.

No offense meant to anyone, but this one made me laugh
"Born OK the first time"

"Keep honking jackass- I'm reloading"
"Im a bipartisan- I'll hug your elephant if you kiss my ass"
Just a few I personally cherished :P

Keep Working: Millions on Welfare Depend on You.

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Keep Working: Millions on Welfare Depend on You.

that was my sig line for awhile.

I've pulled out my Xyron 510 bumper sticker maker and I'm getting ready to add 1 bumper sticker to my Kerry-Edwards sticker. I only want two bumper stickers because I just don't like seeing cars with 5 or more stickers on them. I want two simple clear messages.

I just made this one up and I'd like some opinions.

You forgot the Union bug and "paid for" message.

Undertoad wrote:

You forgot the Union bug and "paid for" message.

Well, I'm not in a union, but I could add something like.

"Paid for by someone who is tired of all the PAC-loving lobbyist-kissing freaks dressing themselves up as patriots".

Rich, could I trouble you to drop one of those in the mail for me?

sycamore wrote:

Rich, could I trouble you to drop one of those in the mail for me?

No problem, do you want it with or without the 'paid for' message? Better yet, you send me a JPG up to 5" tall and I will turn it into a bumper sticker for you.

Fighting words:
"My son died for George Bush and all I got was this lousy flag"

How about something like "I'm psychotic and I VOTE!"

Elspode wrote:

How about something like "I'm psychotic and I VOTE!"

Not to split hairs, but isn't that the same thing as a Bush/Cheney sticker?

Speaking of ...

I'll have to look into what we are doing for the hospital on election day. In past years we've had staff escort patients who request it to their home polls and return them to the hospital afterwards.

footfootfoot wrote:

Fighting words:
"My son died for George Bush and all I got was this lousy flag"

Verrrry nice!!!
:thumbsup:

on the back of my car:
"I love my country...it's the Government that I am afraid of!"

"Geez if you believe in honkus."
lol, spoonerism.

Aizen;127981 wrote:

"Geez if you believe in honkus.".

:lol2:

Found on the interweb:

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