For All The Whale Penis Fans........

plthijinx • Aug 26, 2004 11:45 pm
hope he doesn't miss the target!
Griff • Aug 27, 2004 7:43 am
See when you don't have hands putting on your condom is tricky.
Trilby • Aug 27, 2004 8:03 am
Well, my day is complete! :)
Cyber Wolf • Aug 27, 2004 8:14 am
I'll bet he went home that day and said "Guess what *I* touched today." Then I'll bet no one wanted to touch HIM until he had a shower.

Y'know with all this whale penis fandom, you'd think there was an official Whale Penis Fan Club (Cult?), complete with membership fee, a membership card, motto...blotto....
Griff • Aug 27, 2004 8:32 am
Cyber Wolf wrote:

Y'know with all this whale penis fandom, you'd think there was an official Whale Penis Fan Club (Cult?), complete with membership fee, a membership card, motto...blotto....


You can get a whale Penis e-mail address.
Trilby • Aug 27, 2004 8:40 am
If there is an official Whale Penis Fanclub it should have an official song, too.

Um...Exactly WHY is the whale being so...friendly? Do they always do that? Anyone, anyone?
LabRat • Aug 27, 2004 10:17 am
because the dude has a ziplock baggie, my guess is he's collecting sperm for artificial insemination. wonder how they got the killer whale in such a state in the first place???
wolf • Aug 27, 2004 12:37 pm
Cyber Wolf wrote:
I'll bet he went home that day and said "Guess what *I* touched today." Then I'll bet no one wanted to touch HIM until he had a shower.

Y'know with all this whale penis fandom, you'd think there was an official Whale Penis Fan Club (Cult?), complete with membership fee, a membership card, motto...blotto....


Well ... we do have a domain.

And email addresses.

We haven't gotten the teeshirts done yet, but sycamore has been busy lately.
plthijinx • Aug 27, 2004 12:44 pm
LabRat wrote:
wonder how they got the killer whale in such a state in the first place???


my guess would be a "stroke" of good luck!
Cyber Wolf • Aug 27, 2004 1:05 pm
plthijinx wrote:
my guess would be a "stroke" of good luck!

:smack:
Griff • Aug 27, 2004 2:43 pm
If we wove a net of whale penis back and forth from here to El Ciberbosque would it improve the google number of each?
elSicomoro • Aug 27, 2004 10:45 pm
wolf wrote:
Well ... we do have a domain.

And email addresses.

We haven't gotten the teeshirts done yet, but sycamore has been busy lately.


We may even have a whale penis gathering in Grifftopia this coming winter/next spring.
Griff • Aug 28, 2004 9:28 am
sycamore wrote:
We may even have a whale penis gathering in Grifftopia this coming winter/next spring.


Sounds like a plan. :thumbsup:
Nothing But Net • Aug 28, 2004 5:36 pm
Relative penis sizes of the Bush Administration:

<img src="http://www.bigmattress.com/weblog/images/penis%20sizes.jpg">

Colin Powell is priceless!
Cyber Wolf • Aug 29, 2004 2:14 pm
Oh god that's hilarious!! :lol:
Slothboy • Aug 30, 2004 2:47 pm
I have sudden feelings of... inadequacy.
lookout123 • Aug 30, 2004 4:54 pm
LabRat wrote:
because the dude has a ziplock baggie, my guess is he's collecting sperm for artificial insemination. wonder how they got the killer whale in such a state in the first place???



tom jones songs. performed by the cellar's own musicians.
footfootfoot • Sep 26, 2004 10:30 pm
Ya know, if Wolf were to lay all the whale penises in the world from end to end, no one here would be the least surprised.

Sorry Dorothy.
wolf • Sep 27, 2004 8:20 pm
Hey, I'm the Whale Penis Chairwoman because I need a decent damn place to sit down once I've made it rise ...