8/23/2004: Race includes inflatable sex dolls

Undertoad • Aug 23, 2004 1:29 pm

Welcome to the Russian "Bubble Baba Challenge 2004" race, in which participants must float 1 kilometer down the River Vuoska carrying an inflatable sex doll.

I am speechless at this one.

jinx • Aug 23, 2004 1:35 pm

Looks like the doll has suffered some sort of head injury...

Griff • Aug 23, 2004 2:37 pm

We had another race where you carry your wife... does this one have to be your regular partner or...?

xoxoxoBruce • Aug 23, 2004 5:20 pm

Seems to me, the missionary position would be desirable here. He's wearing a life jacket, that's good to taken precautions, even with blow up chicks. :)

headsplice • Aug 23, 2004 5:44 pm

It's important to always wear protection, even when (maybe especially when) your partner is latex. Also, I wonder if anyone ends up with severe chafing?

xoxoxoBruce • Aug 23, 2004 6:32 pm

These guys don't seem to be worried. :biggrin:

garnet • Aug 23, 2004 7:40 pm

Those blow up dolls have some weird-ass shapes. How come they're all thick in the middle with no butt?

richlevy • Aug 23, 2004 10:46 pm

Don't they call life jackets "Mae Wests"?

Trilby • Aug 24, 2004 9:27 am

garnet wrote:
Those blow up dolls have some weird-ass shapes. How come they're all thick in the middle with no butt?

My guess would be that, after extensive product testing, the thick middle/no butt was the most, um...comfortable, for those so inclined to actually date a plastic, blow-up facsimile of a woman. At least they aren't bothering real women...

Cyber Wolf • Aug 24, 2004 9:36 am

This event appears seems to take the phrase 'exciting race' to a whole new level.

wolf • Aug 25, 2004 1:02 pm

Bruce, would you be able to enter next year with your sheep? If you start training now you should be in prime condition for the event.

xoxoxoBruce • Aug 25, 2004 6:19 pm

Why on earth would we want to get dressed and go out? :lovers:

wolf • Aug 25, 2004 6:34 pm

Did anyone else wonder why the blow-up dolls aren't wearing safety helmets also?

Anyone?

:crickets:

lookout123 • Aug 25, 2004 6:56 pm

i watched Nip Tuck last night and i couldn't stop thinking about this thread. i'm pretty sure the doll on the show wouldn't float like these specimens though.

chrisinhouston • Aug 26, 2004 12:40 pm

Lots of good pictures of past events here:
http://www.translate.ru/url/tran_url.asp?lang=ru&direction=re&template=General&cp1=CP1251&cp2=&autotranslate=on&transliterate=on&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bubblebabachallenge.ru%2F2003%2Fphotos%2F

and here:

http://xforce.ru/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1092904904&archive=&start_from=&ucat=2&