Looks like when sales drop off for Molson and they fire him, the bear can get a job with
Rainier Beer. At least he won't have to do sleazy auto insurance commercials like that poor sock puppet.
Never had Rainier beer, but Busch is pretty bad. Bear must be pretty smart.
What a coincidence! I was just told about Rainier beer today. Is it really as good as I was told, and does anyone want to ship me some at a profit so I can test it myself?
Does anyone think that the bear is genetically inclined toward alcoholism? You would think he would go for sweet, sugary stuff. I know one thing--he would've flunked Marichiko's DUI pole. Thirty-six beers is a lot of beers--even for my brother-in-law.
I dunno ... bear weighs what, close to 1000 pounds? over 700 certainly ... so according to the little pocket card I got from the PA LCB he should be able to drink a LOT of beers and still blow ok.
Made him all sleepy tho-;)
Little devil critter.
I wouldn't wanna be around the bear when he work up. I'm really freakin' grumpy when I'm hung over. I imagine a goodportionofaton of a bear is not pleasant either.