They say this person has the longest recorded tongue, not Gene Simmons.
Of course the importance of a consistent measuring methodology is important.
oh.
my.
god.
that's a pretty goddamn long tongue.
i wonder if that mostly fills up her mouth? if there's an added concern that she might one day swallow her tongue? geez.
This was in the local rag the other day. Fawk she'd take tonsil hockey to a whole new level.
Found another picture, this one seems to show 'it' off a little bit more.
In fact, here's an articel about it. Kind of interesting.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/world/newsid_1646000/1646912.stm...have her phone number? lol
Well, she may be twelve, but does anyone know if she's made any tongue based career decisions? If not, I'd like to try to influence her choice of career path into more tongue related fields, once she's of age, of course..:p
in other words...
she's gonna make a fortune in the porno industry in about 6 years...
Sigh...
Well, I was proud of the celler for not going into that...
Ah well, I knew it was inevitable. I guess I should just be happy it went as long as it did before this thread went straight into the potty.
It coulda been worse - we could have fallen into that with the GIRAFFE tongue picture.
yeah. i was waiting to see how long it would take. not that i had any thoughts like that (she's TWELVE!), but yeah... it wasn't me - i was just restating what someone else said :) it was all dynoman and aofl...
but anyway... that IS a damn long tongue :)
Ya know, the funny part is that the lewdness didn't phase me. It's just the porn jokes were too easy. Don't get me wrong, I had similar thoughts to those posted, I just wouldn't say it.
Also, I didn't know she was twelve when I saw the first pic. I doubt any of the others did either. We just saw some chic with one heckuva tongue. The jokes were obvious. It could be worse I suppose. Someone could've asked if she was a 'special friend' to the Olson Twins...
Wow, I really shouldn't post when I should be sleeping... oh well.
Bump -
Amazing the things you find perusing the IotD
..hey, and she's 19 now.....
pah, i took too long to post, but I did better math, chances are she's still only 19......
great minds think alike and all that
idiots seldom differ.....
We prolly need to coin a new epithet... "dirty minds think alike"
i could definetly put her tongue to use...
I need my floors cleaned...LOL
I need my floors cleaned...LOL
is that code for wanting her to give you oral pleasure?
Hardwood has more cracks.
Hardwood has more cracks.
If she were a guy, that tongue could take care of my hardwood AND my crack. ;)
SHE'S FUCKING TWELVE!
eew, man. eew.
That's a lot of eye makeup for a twelve year old.
[COLOR=White](Pedophile huh? That's a pretty fancy word for a twelve year old...)[/COLOR]
I wonder if her tongue will grow along w/ the rest of her..Why wasn't this given as a gift from the creator to a male? Or to me for that matter.
On one of the HBO Real Sex episodes they had a stripper with an extremely long tongue...or so I've heard.:rolleyes: