Now that's just sh*tty (& stupid too)

Police Charge Two CT Men With 'Potty Rage'

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Jul 20, 2004 3:45 pm US/Eastern
(1010 WINS) (Stratford, CT) Police have charged two men in a confrontation that could be described as potty rage.

The situation developed Friday night when a 52-year-old Stratford man took too much time in a bathroom at Burger King, police said.

Andres A. Diaz, who was in the john, and Joseph Manuel Augusto, 37, who was waiting to use it, got into an argument when Diaz emerged, police said.

Heated words escalated into a physical fight.

The two men allegedly bumped chests, then chased each other around the restaurant with their weapons. Augusto had a small razor pocket knife and Diaz brandished a Burger King straw dispenser, police said.

No one was injured.

Both men were arrested and charged with breach of peace and issued a summons to appear in court on July 27.

Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta GO :turd: :Flush: .

So, in other words, they had a shit fit?

A Burger King straw dispenser? As a weapon?
BWAHHHHH!

Someone call Sarah Brady. We need legislation to control straw dispensers, and quickly!

wolf wrote:

Someone call Sarah Brady. We need legislation to control straw dispensers, and quickly!

I shudder to think how many airside Burger Kings there are in the world's airports, which are equipped with straw dispensers.

Holy dry run, Batman!

I was on a plane the other day and there were 14 middle eastern looking doods - each toting **GASP** a straw dispenser!

I say just ban burger king, two birds, one stone.

I shudder to think of the underground trade in Whoppers. And what about the Drive-Thru Loophole?? you can just give them money and drive away with one of those things and never get out of the car.

Sweet Jesus on a pogo stick! What if Burger King, McDonalds and Wendy's have conspired to destroy the national economy via "JIHAD" by training Islamic Radicals to kill using everyday items found in your local fast food place? I KNEW the invention of the "spork" would lead to the destuction of mankind!!! The "Colonel" is assembling his troops as we speak.................