Does your spouse torture you?

blue • Jul 3, 2004 12:03 am
So here's my wife, sitting next to me on the couch. Little "fuck me" nightie on...keeps riding up too, I took a picture but she ripped it out of my hand and deleted it already.

She is having her period, and I am drunk too. Mostly that's why I'm drinking. So why does she do this?
marichiko • Jul 3, 2004 1:46 am
Maybe because your drinking?
wolf • Jul 3, 2004 2:13 am
Because it is very cool that she can STILL do that to you.

Happy anniversary.
novice • Jul 3, 2004 9:11 am
Jeez Wolf, Ya know it's not technically an ANNI-versary cos it comes monthly! No, I don't know the technical term for a monthiversary either.;)
lumberjim • Jul 3, 2004 9:19 am
lunaversary?
farfromhome • Jul 4, 2004 2:21 am

So here's my wife, sitting next to me on the couch. Little "fuck me" nightie on...keeps riding up too, I took a picture but she ripped it out of my hand and deleted it already.

She is having her period, and I am drunk too. Mostly that's why I'm drinking. So why does she do this?


I have no idea.But just the start of this thread made me laugh.I'm drunk too.
ladysycamore • Jul 4, 2004 4:42 am
Originally posted by blue
So here's my wife, sitting next to me on the couch. Little "fuck me" nightie on...keeps riding up too, I took a picture but she ripped it out of my hand and deleted it already.

She is having her period, and I am drunk too. Mostly that's why I'm drinking. So why does she do this?


Tsk, tsk! Is this topic worthy of the message board police? [/heavy duty sarcasm] :rolleyes:
staceyv • Jul 4, 2004 8:28 am
"She is having her period, and I am drunk too. Mostly that's why I'm drinking"

i love the way you worded this. it should be in a song.
cowhead • Jul 5, 2004 1:58 am
uh.. this may sound bad.. but uh.. it's just a little blood...(and don't say you haven't done that before...) .. I mean how long have you been married! and more than that... how long do you plan to be married?.. I mean if she's sitting there in a little nightyperhaps you ought to skip the drinkin' and well... wink wink say no more... fullfill your lunaversary duties (hee hee I like that one!)