You Might Be A Redneck, If....

Lady Sidhe • May 27, 2004 9:17 pm
Damn, man....
Lady Sidhe • May 27, 2004 9:18 pm
Here's another one...
Lady Sidhe • May 27, 2004 9:20 pm
and yet another...
Lady Sidhe • May 27, 2004 9:22 pm
God, they're everywhere! :eek:
Lady Sidhe • May 27, 2004 9:23 pm
*sigh*
Lady Sidhe • May 27, 2004 9:25 pm
Ok, last one...I won't subject you to any more ;)
richlevy • May 27, 2004 9:54 pm
Ok, I admit that for two weeks while an auto shop was waiting for a replacement part I did use duct tape and clear plastic as a rear window.
jinx • May 27, 2004 10:26 pm
Originally posted by Lady Sidhe
God, they're everywhere! :eek:


that dude looks just like brett favre!!!
Beestie • May 27, 2004 10:46 pm
A touching family portrait: Auburn Family Homepage.
zippyt • May 28, 2004 12:45 am
The torch ,
zippyt • May 28, 2004 12:49 am
the diveing event ,
zippyt • May 28, 2004 12:52 am
Transport foe the winning team ,
zippyt • May 28, 2004 1:00 am
the scooter event ,
zippyt • May 28, 2004 1:03 am
Damn it the army won the ride and shoot event again !!!!
zippyt • May 28, 2004 1:05 am
refreshments !!!!
zippyt • May 28, 2004 1:08 am
a slight parking dispute solved in the parking lot ,
zippyt • May 28, 2004 1:36 am
security was tight but atleast they would let you finish your beer befor "cuffing and stuffig " you ,
Nothing But Net • May 28, 2004 5:53 am
Classic!
Elspode • May 28, 2004 11:39 am
Can't...breathe...eyes...watering...laughter...painful...guy with hair...on back...Dale is...spinning...in his...grave...
wolf • May 28, 2004 11:47 am
You do your own minor car repairs, and add your own special flair. See the bunny? The vehicle is an older BMW.

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(Technically, this is not the car of a redneck. The picture was taken in Yankee territory — being a redneck is in the soul, not in the location.)
plthijinx • May 28, 2004 12:43 pm
tehehe....an oldie but a goodie!
hampor • May 28, 2004 1:11 pm
I had a couple roommates who were finishing grad school in the microwave lab. The antenna on our TV was a pair of modified dinner forks screwed onto the back, and they worked pretty well.

We were able to watch the Olympics on the Canadian station, which means that they actually show some of the finals, even if there is not a US team in it.

Maybe the car driver was trying to get some directionality.
wolf • May 28, 2004 2:13 pm
Let's assume I had an opportunity to interview the driver.

She was trying to make it look like a bunny. Trust me.

The whiskers are made out of bread bag ties.
xoxoxoBruce • May 28, 2004 7:44 pm
Damn yuppies.;)
melidasaur • Jun 1, 2004 4:15 pm
the back hair - AAAAAHHHHHHAAAAHHHHH! I'm about to die of laughter!
richlevy • Jun 1, 2004 5:12 pm
Originally posted by zippyt
a slight parking dispute solved in the parking lot ,


Gives a whole new meaning to "Don't park in the red zone".:D
plthijinx • Jun 1, 2004 7:18 pm
erf! now this is a redneck doorbell!
Nothing But Net • Jun 1, 2004 10:36 pm
This isn't plthijinxs own doorbell.

At his house the asshole's on the inside.
lumberjim • Jun 1, 2004 10:54 pm
Originally posted by Nothing But Net
This isn't [b]plthijinxs own doorbell.

At his house the asshole's on the inside. [/B]


5 bonus points for NbN:thumb:
zippyt • Jun 2, 2004 12:28 am
Get positioned , hang on to the handle bars and say
" Damn Babby , your almost as tight as your sister !!!!!"
Then just TRY to hang on for 8 seconds !!!!!
zippyt • Jun 2, 2004 12:31 am
Then trier is the Turbo Chug event ,
zippyt • Jun 2, 2004 12:41 am
and of corse the NBN bowling team ,
Nothing But Net • Jun 2, 2004 4:19 am
Bowling balls got no necks, let alone red ones, zip.

But I like!
melidasaur • Jun 2, 2004 4:02 pm
Originally posted by zippyt
Then trier is the Turbo Chug event ,


It's the redneck version of a champagne pyramid!!!