The REAL rename blue58 thread

This is my 3000th post. I have been honored in the past by blue58, who dedicated his 200th post, and possibly his 300th to me. ( i think he actually screwed up and used it bitching at sycamore....but he meant to, i think)

I would like to return the favor.

Blue, I did not ask your permission to do this, but tough shit. If you don;t like all the attention, too bad. we like you.

So, you said once or twice that you chose your username hastily, and were interested in changing it to something better. UT says its's no prob technically, so I say we all suggest new names for you (sorry in advance for all of the wisecracks you're about to endure). We can even argue about whether or not to change it at all.

You are the only judge in this contest, so choose wisely. And if you go with a name that you've thought of already, fine. We won't think any less of you, you lame ass, making us waste all this time and effort. christ.

Hahahaha!

LJ, you really fucked this one up!

This is my 3000th post. I have been honored in the past by blue58, who dedicated his 200th post, and possibly his 300th to me. ( i think he actually screwed up and used it bitching at sycamore....but he meant to, i think)

I would like to return the favor.

Blue, I did not ask your permission to do this, but tough shit. If you don;t like all the attention, too bad. we like you.

So, you said once or twice that you chose your username hastily, and were interested in changing it to something better. UT says its's no prob technically, so I say we all suggest new names for you (sorry in advance for all of the wisecracks you're about to endure). We can even argue about whether or not to change it at all.

You are the only judge in this contest, so choose wisely. And if you go with a name that you've thought of already, fine. We won't think any less of you, you lame ass, making us waste all this time and effort. christ.

OK I was expecting something special, but this, this....I think I'm gonna cry.

I really have no say in this do I?

When's the deadline?

When I get a chance I'll explain the blue58 to the non CMEP people.

ah! perth, you dick! now i can;t delet the thread!!!



edit: i deleted this once, but in all honesty THIS was my 3000th post, given that i used jinx's log in to post this thread.

blue, you jinxed me, you hammer!

"farve"

[SIZE=1]non-mis-spelling intentional[/size]

LWJ.;)

When my eyes scan along reading posts, mentally I just always note him as "blue."

I like the name Blue, actually, but it really really doesn't work with our last name so alas, I'll never get to name a child of mine Blue. Therefore, I'll suggest it here.

Nick Burns

Like I posted over in the "fake" rename blue58 thread before I saw the REAL one...

When my eyes scan along reading posts, mentally I just always note him as "blue."

I like the name Blue, actually, but it really really doesn't work with our last name so alas, I'll never get to name a child of mine Blue. Therefore, I'll suggest it here.

ut, could you merge these threads, please?

flea.


cheesehead


stands with a beer


that'snotmyass


mark


opie


...to be continued

Doesn't the merge really screw it all up worse?

i don't think so. i think having 2 threads about the same thing is worse.

Fuzzybutt

Poohass

All Hail Vince

This is quite possible only funny to me ... but

MS-Contin (long acting pain relief)

And there has to be some kind of MicroSloth joke in there somewhere ... MS-Nerd, mebbe ... not to actually imply that Blue58 is any kind of a nerd, actually. I do find him to be quite the cool fellow despite his irrational love for the Packers (go Bears).

blue,

what names were you considering?


how about:


FarmerTed

Fudgie

Isometimesloiter

miscreant

spanky

Magnus

TheGrandInquisitor

Pimphand

Cornholio

The Grinch

Funk You

Chainsaw



c'mon people, give up some names

blue59

blew58

:)

I suppose blow69 is too obvious

Originally posted by Beestie
blue59

damn. i thought of that this morning on my ride to work, but forgot it by the time i posted that last list.

we should rename dar512 while we're at it. i was thinking "rad215"

I was thinking 'green58', myself. . .

how about terrance

or philip

Royston

Sweet Ass

bashed, befuddled, boozed up, buzzed, canned, crocked, drinking, drunken, flushed, flying, fuddled, gassed, glazed, groggy, hammered, high, hosed, in orbit, inebriated, jolly, jugged, juiced, laced, liquored up, lit, lush, merry, muddled, oiled, on a bun, overcome, pie-eyed, plastered, plowed, potted, seeing double, sloshed, soaked, sotted, soused, stewed, stoned, tanked, tight, tipsy, totaled, wasted, zonked?

oh, you just loooove that online thesaurus, don;t ya?

"on a bun" that's perfect. it has ass AND drunken connotations

that list doesn`t include pissed.

That`s a crap list.

[COLOR=indigo]*confused* Why are we renaming Blue?[/COLOR]

He's mentioned before that he doesn't really like it. He just picked his high school football number, never realizing his user name would become important as he grew totally addicted to the Cellar.

Do you think he's the only one with name problems?:D

Your name... is not important.

Whoremouth
Stinkfinger

I've been laughing over "Sweet Ass" all day. I can't be giddy...I slept 7 hours last night.

that is a picture of blue58

take away the hat, and the stoic look on his face. do you think he resembles this guy at all?



paul reubens.

Are you suggesting Blue should be renamed Pee Wee?

if the bow tie fits...

How about "Amilyn", the vampire he played in the Buffy movie?

Originally posted by Undertoad
"farve"

[SIZE=1]non-mis-spelling intentional[/size]

Shouldn't that be mis-spelling intentional?

Besides...too close to blue58 in the first place.

Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
LWJ.;)

Am I the only one who doesn't understand this?

Originally posted by blue58


Am I the only one who doesn't understand this?

G.B. begat G.W.B.
L.J. begat L.W.J.
Who's your daddy?:haha:

Originally posted by sycamore
Sweet Ass

Not humble enough..too self descriptive.

Originally posted by jinx
bashed, befuddled, boozed up, buzzed, canned, crocked, drinking, drunken, flushed, flying, fuddled, gassed, glazed, groggy, hammered, high, hosed, in orbit, inebriated, jolly, jugged, juiced, laced, liquored up, lit, lush, merry, muddled, oiled, on a bun, overcome, pie-eyed, plastered, plowed, potted, seeing double, sloshed, soaked, sotted, soused, stewed, stoned, tanked, tight, tipsy, totaled, wasted, zonked?

What are you going with this here exactly?

Originally posted by Clodfobble
He just picked his high school football number

WHERE IN THE FUCK, did you come up with this??

OK, blue58...my handle from a football board, if any of you have watched Favre a little he is always barking this out at the line...I'm a Packer fan so I've heard it thousands of times over the years. In fact it's considered almost sacred on the football board.

And I'll admit I just used it to register here, never realizing how beloved I'd be come, and needing a new handle....inspired by LJ's 3000th post. Look at my post count, now compare LJ and my register dates ;-)

Played a little football in Junior high....practiced like a dog but they wouldn't let me play in an actual game...too little.

Originally posted by lumberjim
if the bow tie fits...

It's a good damn thing you cut Vince out of that picture....I'd be forced to learn photoshop on your ass.

Others I didn't have a clue about:

Nick Burns?
Terrance, Philip? Is that the south park guys?
Royston? wtf?

I kind of like "Blue", but it has no meaning.
"Fuzzybutt", but it sounds too gay.
Like "on the bun" but I've NEVER heard it before...how do I know you're not fucking with me?
Spanky is cool...is it taken UT?

Wolf is a Bears fan?! I understand that there are a lot of Eagles fans here...it's not your fault. And LJ is a freaking Cowboys fan (is his fault...he's retarded after all).

I don't know why "Terrence" came up, but South Park is the reason I followed up with Philip...

They were the "ha, ha...you smell like my ass"pair?

:)

Indeed. And they're from Canada.

Spanky is not taken.

Spanky!

Originally posted by blue58
Others I didn't have a clue about:

Nick Burns?

Your profile says that you are/were a "frustrated IT guy" so I picked the name of Jimmy Fallon's character on SNL that fits that description to a "T." The "Nick Burns" skits are funny as hell to me but then again my wife is in IT and I'm kind of a geek, too.

Here's the script for one of the skits.

WHERE IN THE FUCK, did you come up with this??

Pulled it out of my ass, apparently. I could have sworn you told us that at one point...

Oh, for a frustrated IT guy, what's better than "the BOFH"?

Originally posted by blue58

Wolf is a Bears fan?!

I spent my formative years, when one's sport's alliances are set in stone, in Glen Ellyn, DuPage County, Illinois. I am also a Cubs fan. The Blackhawks, despite a congenital inability to win, are the greatest hockey team in the world. I never really gave much of a damn about basketball. Go figure, one team that EVER freaking won anything, and I can't get excited about it.

that's it? is that all the names we can think of?


here's a few more, but i feel like I'm carrying you slackers:

pug


puck


The artist formerly known as blue58 ( i dont think it will fit)


#$&*%$(*


(*)(*)


;-}winky


DrFeelgood


I blue IT


barnicle bill


Pirate Pete


marcus areola


Haywood Jablomi


Ben Dover


Mike Hunt


Oliver Clozoff


Amanda Hugankiss



i'll stop there.....

still wondering what names you were considering, blue

I didn't really have any specifically in mind. Thought I'd wait to be wowed by this thread.

...so you're still waiting then I guess? :)

I P Freely
Won Hung Lo
Al Coholic

Scoobysnax

Smeg
Frell
TANSTAAFL
Tanj
Goit

Sharpe
Klaatu
Barada
Nekto

what the?

[COLOR=indigo]Font O. Wizdumb

Quaarg (*giggles at HM*)[/COLOR]

Topper

Timer ("Time for Timer! I hunker for a hunka cheese!")

Duke of Amboy

Annotations

Smeg [SIZE=1] Red Dwarf [/SIZE]
Frell [SIZE=1] Farscape [/SIZE]
TANSTAAFL [SIZE=1] Heinlein [/SIZE]
Tanj [SIZE=1] Niven [/SIZE]
Goit [SIZE=1] Red Dwarf [/SIZE]

Sharpe [SIZE=1] A series of historical novels I'm reading - Badass British 1800's soldier [/SIZE]
Klaatu [SIZE=1] Forbidden Planet? Used in Evil Dead movies, and Star Wars. [/SIZE]
Barada [SIZE=1] ibid. [/SIZE]
Nekto [SIZE=1] ibid. [/SIZE]

Originally posted by Happy Monkey




Sharpe A series of historical novels I'm reading - Badass

Bernard Cornwell. dude rocks....i've read most of his stuff other than the Sharpe books.....did you read the winter king series? wanna trade some?

I'm borrowing the Sharpe books two by two from a friend. I don't usually read historical fiction, but these are fun.

I actually finished all of the Sharpe books I've got right now. Untill my next installment, I'm back to 1001 Nights. I'm up to night 280.

Zhaphod

Agrajag

Wowbagger (the infinitely prolonged)

Arkleseizure (the great green)

Vroomfrondel

Majikthise (pronounced 'magic thighs')

Great Zarquon

Wonko the Sane

But I really recommend this one ----> Belgium

Originally posted by Slartibartfast
But I really recommend this one ----> Belgium

Or Frenchie.

honkey

Originally posted by Happy Monkey

Klaatu [SIZE=1] Forbidden Planet? Used in Evil Dead movies, and Star Wars. [/SIZE]
Barada [SIZE=1] ibid. [/SIZE]
Nekto [SIZE=1] ibid. [/SIZE]

The Day The Earth Stood Still, actually.

Klaatu was also the name of a band mildly popular in the 70s. Their only actual hit was the pre-Carpenters version of "Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft."

They were quite wonderful, in a pop kind of way.

Some of the interest in the band was generated by a series of "Klaatu is the Beatles" rumors, including searching for clues in their albums.

I loved Klaatu, and never understood the whole "It's us...we're the Beatles" scam. They were terrific in their own right, and I *still* play their album regularly. In fact, I will be playing "Calling Occupants" this weekend on the Pagan radio low power station at Fest.

Oh, and I forgot to suggest an alternative handle...Pagans are notorious for alternative handles.

Morbius - the mad scientist from "Forbidden Planet"

IMADV8 - Because I've always thought it would be a great personalized license plate.

Sgt. Hulka - this one needs no explanation

Sean Penn - because you can go all postal on people and you'll still win awards

Pete Best - the guy who left the Beatles too early

This is my second to last post as Blue58 folks.....I hope you can live with yourselves.

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