what do you think about polls?
I have nothing against polls, and I think we can all agree that it's in very poor taste to tell all those vicious jokes about them.
I don't like them because my answers are usually more complicated than the choices given in the polls. I tend to obsess over them, trying to figure out what the pollsters are trying to figure out, etc., etc.
My favorite poll question is a common one having to do with identfying the poll takers.
Marital status:
Single
Married
Divorced
Widowed
I get to check 3 and always do to be accurate, but also to make a statement about polls.
Why does the new poll-ish navy have glass bottomed boats?
So they can make sure they're right side up? :)
That's good too, but the traditional answer is:
"to see the old poll-ish navy."
I like flagpolls the best. Especially when they are shiny and new. Sometimes there's underwear at the top.
how do you get a one armed poll out of a tree?
ps. don't get me started on dead baby jokes or 'amputee' jokes...
I would like to apologize for this thread. I wouldn't have done it, but I had a poll up my ass.
What if you did a poll about a thread about polls?
are you asking if the poll up my ass has a poll up its ass?
Maybe you could do a poll about the poll up your ass.
Where are the pole dancers?:worried:
You're slacking. Who's the Dirty Ol' Man here?
HEY! If y'all don't cut it out, I'm calling the POLL-EASE!
What's that, a new lubricant?
what a wonderful source of puns this turned out to be. bonus.
would you believe that there is a poll-ka playing on my radio right now?
Too many and you get overpoppollation.
This starting to become pollitically incorrect.
[COLOR=indigo]I'm hungry! Who's up for some polltry?[/COLOR]
I think these puns are cross-pollinating.
Whoever started this needs to be pollaxed.
I agree. Let's pick up Jim & take him out to the polling place.